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Theodore Roosevelt

EpicLLOYD as Theodore Roosevelt

EpicLLOYD as Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt hosting ERB News

Character information
Birth name Theodore Roosevelt Jr.
Nickname(s) Teddy
TR
The Happy Warrior
The Trust Buster
The Rough Rider
Telescope Teddy
The Dynamo of Power
The Meddler
The Hero of San Juan Hill
The Lion
Born October 27, 1858
New York City, New York
Died January 6, 1919 (aged 60)
Cove Neck, New York
Physical description
Hair Brown
Eyes Blue
Based on
Rap battle information
Appeared in Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill
Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris
Vs Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill:
Winston Churchill
Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris:
Donald Trump
Kamala Harris
Release date December 26, 2016
October 26, 2024
Votes on website TBD
Location(s) Rusty clockwork gears
Elizabeth Tower
A smoke stage
A forest
News/Sponsorship information
Hosted/Presented Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 6
Rise of Kingdoms
NordVPN
Raid: Shadow Legends
Release date September 27, 2012
May 22, 2013
October 13, 2013
March 18, 2014
February 9, 2015
April 13, 2019
June 14, 2021
November 27, 2021
October 25, 2022


What's up, bitches?!
— Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt battled Winston Churchill in Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill and both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris in Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD on both occasions.

He is also considered the main host of the ERB News videos, as he announced the release of battles in the middle third of Season 2, both halves of Season 3, the second half of Season 4, and Season 6, voiced by EpicLLOYD on all occasions. He has also co-hosted three separate ERB News videos, alongside Adam SmithFranklin D. Roosevelt, and Hulk Hogan. As well, he has announced sponsors for most battles, since Ragnar Lodbrok vs Richard The Lionheart.

Information on the rapper

Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt Jr. was born on October 27th, 1858, in New York City, New York. He was an American politician, author, naturalist, explorer, founder of several national parks, and historian who served as the 26th President of the United States.

He was a leader of the Republican Party and founder of the Progressive "Bull Moose" Party. He is noted for his exuberant personality, range of interests and achievements, and his leadership of the Progressive Movement, as well as his "cowboy" persona and robust masculinity.

Roosevelt first gained fame as a war hero during the Spanish-American War. He was chosen as William McKinley's running mate in the 1900 US Election due to the death of former vice president Garret Hobart. Following McKinley's assassination in 1901, Roosevelt was inaugurated president.

Presidency

As president, Roosevelt intended to preserve many natural resources. He also established peace by ending the Russo-Japanese War, and became the first American to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

Roosevelt, who would turn out to be extremely popular as President, won re-election in a landslide in 1904. This made him the first "accidental" President to win a full term. Roosevelt was also the first President to travel overseas and hold a press conference at the official Washington D.C. residence, which he called "the White House". This nickname stuck and was later adopted as the official name of the President's home and office.

In 1908, Roosevelt decided not to run for a second full term, retaining the long-standing tradition of retiring after eight years as President. Roosevelt endorsed his friend, William Howard Taft. However, Roosevelt decided that Taft did not do a very good job, so he ran with the Progressive Party, splitting the Republican vote, and ultimately handing the presidency to New Jersey governor Woodrow Wilson.

Post-Presidency and legacy

During his 1912 campaign, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Roosevelt was shot in the chest by John Schrank. Roosevelt survived, due to his steel eye glass case and his thick speech inside his jacket.

One lasting popular legacy of Roosevelt are the stuffed teddy bears named after him following a hunting trip in Mississippi in 1902, when Roosevelt famously refused to shoot a defenseless American black bear.

Roosevelt died suddenly in his sleep of cardiovascular disease at the age of 60 on January 6th, 1919, in his home in Cove Neck, New York. As a makeshift obituary, then-Vice President Thomas Marshall famously said "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight." He is considered by many to be one of the greatest presidents ever.

His distant cousin, Franklin D. Roosevelt, served as President from 1933 to 1945.

Lyrics

Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill:

Verse 1:

Bully! A challenge! I love competition!

Now, where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?

(Ha!) I'm into fitness, digging ditches through an isthmus,

Rough riding down to Cuba like, "What's up, bitches?!"

I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs!

I'm an American stud, and you're the British Elmer Fudd!

I mean, for Christ's sake, look at that mug!

At least grow a spruce mustache and cover part of it up!

And let's face it, you're not all that great!

You tossed away lives in Gallipoli like they were scraps off your plate!

Your whole miserable country is the size of one state!

I could see my way through running that without donning my pince-nez!

Don't go toe to toe with me, you bloated, drunk, old man!

Why don't you do-si-do on over to a twelve-step program?

I'll bust a trust fund lush with my American muscles,

So walk softly over here and give my big stick a suckles!

Verse 2:

My parents died when they were young, and it was morbid,

But at least they didn't ditch me while they were alive like yours did!

Oh shit! World War too soon?

Well, Teddy's dropping bombs, so you best go hide in your tube!

(Ooh!) You should be ashamed of your military honor!

Everyone knows you're back at home like, "Thank God for Pearl Harbor!"

Don't worry, the US will give you a pass!

Just change your poster to "Keep calm and kiss my cousin's ass!"

Verse 3:

A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose!

TR will give WC the full deuce!

Donald Trump vs Kamala Harris:

Jumpin' Jesus H. Huckleberry Christ on a crutch!

No one wants to fight about politics this much!

You! Madam red, white and pantsuit!

Don't let getting hired be the greatest thing you ever do!

And you! Sweet baby back ribs up in heaven!

Try not to slide democracy straight to Chapter 11!

I've come here on the back of my musky antlered beast

With a message for whichever one of you sucks the least!

This government was founded on self-evident truths

So keep it of the people, by the people, for the people! Moose!

ERB News

Theodore Roosevelt announced the release of the following battles:

Season 2:

Season 3:

Season 4:

Season 6:

Season 7:

Roosevelt also announced and explained sponsorships for the following battles:

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[Note: Roosevelt is in brown, and Blackbeard is in regular text.]

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Merchandise

See also: Merchandise

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