| Thor | |
|---|---|
A Lego Minifigure as Thor | |
| Character information | |
| Full name | Þórr (pronounced Thor) |
| Nickname(s) | Thor Odinson Norse God of Thunder Lord of Asgard Wielder of Mjölnir The Lightning-Giver Thorlief Golmen Dr. Donald Blake |
| First appearance | August 1962 (Marvel version) Journey into Mystery #83 |
| Born | Asgard (mythological version) Norway (Marvel version) |
| Physical description | |
| Hair | Red (mythological version) Blond (Marvel version) |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Based on | |
| Rap battle information | |
| Appeared in | Zeus vs Thor |
| Vs | Zeus |
| Release date | November 24, 2014 |
| Official vote(s) | 77% (Old poll from ERB Website) |
| Location(s) | Asgard Thor's Viking ship Valhalla |
| “ | I'm alpha dog dominant! You can't beat me!
— Thor
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Thor battled Zeus in Zeus vs Thor. He was portrayed by a Lego Minifigure and was voiced by EpicLLOYD.
Information on the rapper
Thor is the Norse god of thunder and lightning. He is the son of Odin, and was one of the most powerful gods. In Norse mythology, Thor was usually portrayed as a large, powerful man with a red hair, red beard, and fierce-eyes. Despite his ferocious appearance, he was a protector of both gods and humans against all forces of evil. Thor wields the mountain-crushing hammer, Mjölnir, wears the belt, Megingjörð, the iron gloves, Járngreipr, and owns the staff, Gríðarvölr.
In the Marvel Universe, he is depicted as a clueless Asgardian dropped into Earth's society, with little idea as to how the human world works. He frequently stands alongside the Avengers to defend the people of Midgard (Earth), often against the schemes of his adopted brother, Loki. He formerly dwelt in a recreation of Asgard in Oklahoma. Thor is currently played by Chris Hemsworth in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Lyrics
[Note: Thor is in gold, Loki and Cerberus are in regular text.]
Verse 1:
Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist,
And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness
Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm force
'Cause I don't get nice; I get Norse! (Noirse!)
Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll flyte it out,
But keep your Asgard up; I Ragnarök the house!
You tongue kiss your sister! That's grosser than a Gorgon!
I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie Portman!
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans! Your crew is like the clash of the douches
Ruling over the Greeks: a people weak and frightened!
I'd spit in your face, but you'd probably like it!
Verse 2:
Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle.
You couldn't give the women in my homeland the sniffles.
You can keep your astronomers. I'll sail with the conquerors
For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents!
I'm alpha dog dominant! You can't beat me!
I will drop you like Greece's GDP!
Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades!
Now, make like your daddy and swallow my babies!
Verse 3:
Your glory days are over. The Oracle shoulda told'ya.
I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "Opa!"
Here, take these drachma for your eyes.
When you get to River Styx, tell your three-headed bitch I say "hi." (Woof!)
Scrapped lyrics
You've never been to war with the likes of Thor before!
The Oracle should have warned you of the blood and gore!
You tongue kiss your sister and consort with Gorgons!
You're ruthless to humans, I'm pooching on this God of the douches,
And when we're through with this your hubris will send you to Hades!
So make like your daddy and swallow my babies.
You look miserable, old, and fat.
And you grope so many maids you surely have the thunderclap!
It's the swan song for your bullshit, with Leda and Europa!
You shape-shifting rapist, keep your dick inside your toga!
It's over, I'll smash you like an ogre!
Thor's a mighty soldier, you're a poor carbon copy, only older.
I'm a stone cut stud like I stared down a Gorgon,
Got the thunder down under nailing Natalie Portman!
You're ruthless to humans, the truth is you're God of douches!
Trivia
- Thor is the third rapper to appear without a body actor, after HAL 9000 and Zeus.
- He is the first Marvel-related character in ERB, but is not an original character specific to the Marvel universe, the first of which in ERB is Deadpool.
- He is the fourth rapper to change forms between two different incarnations of his character. He is also the first to change back, as his shift to his Marvel version was only used for one line.
- He was originally going to rap first.
- According to a July 2nd, 2015 Periscope broadcast, Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time almost portrayed Thor before they decided upon using Lego Minifigures.
- He was mentioned by Godzilla in Godzilla vs King Kong.