aka Jude

  • I live in London
  • I was born on June 25
  • My occupation is Ordering fast food at 4 AM because I forgot to eat
  • I am heterosexually attracted to Chris Hemsworth
Jude's Custom Mystic Logo
Judes shit

You may call me anything apart from BobDave, Bob dave, or Bob Dave.

If you're here for custom decks for Cards Against Humanity then type:

/addcardcast XAFY7 for the ERB Deck, made by Lexi and Barry and me

/addcardcast MF9CK for the List of ERB Wiki Users

/addcardcast 2SRZC for the ERB Wiki Custom Deck, made by Lexi, Joe, Barry and me

Here's a blog I made documenting all of the well-known users that have joined.

The song playing is Fairytale of New York by The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl.
Shuffle song

The coding for the song shuffler was all copied from Tavi's page so thanks, Tavi :)

I was born on 25 June 2000 (too lazy to update age every year). I live in London, England, UK, Northern Europe, Europe, The Northern Hemisphere, Earth, The Milky Way, The Megacosm. My full name is Jude Alexander John Anson. I am of British, Australian and Barbadian / Bajan origin (I'm extremely pasty, however) with a bit of French and Irish thrown in there apparently. I'm currently studying English at UCL (don't come lookin' for my ass please). I do a martial art called Doce Pares and it's really hipster and shit but you should check it out. I'm a brown belt (the 8th one). My hobbies include writing a lot of shit and unironically enjoying Aqua songs. I'm also a dickhead. I think I've said everything. Here's a small list of things I like:


  • Walking Dead (NNNNNNNNNG!)
  • Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin (Eremin OTP)
  • Gravity Falls
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! (I love Original, GX and 5Ds and I haven't watched Zexal or Arc-V but I probably should)
  • Uncle (It's a show on BBC Three that Americans don't get)
  • The Inbetweeners (British thing)
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (I am very late to the party on this one)

Films (not that big on them but ye):

  • Help! I'm a Fish (My childhood)
  • Finding Nemo (Shitty version of Help! I'm a Fish)
  • Treasure Planet (fucking big nut)
  • The Lion King (All of 'em)
  • A lot more Disney that would take too long to name
  • Star Wars (VII > III > IV > I > VI > V > II. Yes, I think Phantom Menace is good, fuck you.)
  • Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Spongebob Movie (The first one)


  • Pokémon (All the canon games are the best things ever, the rest are yee too)
  • Overwatch (300+ hours on Lucio)
  • Super Smash Bros.
  • Mario Galaxy 1 and 2
  • Minecraft
  • Brothers, a Tale of Two Sons
  • Dead Island
  • Team Fortress 2
  • Yu-Gi-Oh!
  • Microsoft 3D Pinball
  • Minesweeper
  • Solitaire
  • The Snake Game on Buffering YouTube Videos (RIP)
  • Monopoly and Scrabble (You face me in this shit you will die js)

(This isn't everyone but these are like, my favourite favourite artists)

  • Eminem
  • Michael Jackson
  • Ed Sheeran
  • Watsky
  • Coldplay
  • Avicii
  • The Proclaimers

  1. John Lennon
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Abe Lincoln
  4. Lady Gaga
  5. Macho Man > Hulk Hogan > Kim Jong-Il
  6. Beethoven
  7. Stephen Hawking
  8. Genghis Khan
  9. Napoleon Dynamite
  10. Vince Offer > Billy Mays > Ben Franklin
  11. Dumbledore
  12. Shakespeare
  13. Mr Rogers
  14. Captain Kirk
  15. EpicLLOYD
  16. Adolf Hitler
  17. Master Chief
  18. Wright Brothers
  19. Michael Jackson
  20. Cleopatra
  21. Steve Jobs > Hal 9000 > Bill Gates
  22. Freddie Mercury
  23. Abe Lincoln > Barack Obama > Mitt Romney
  24. Doctor Who
  25. Bruce Lee
  26. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson > Robin > Batman
  27. Santa Claus
  28. Eve
  29. Gandhi
  30. Nikola Tesla
  31. Lance Armstrong
  32. Skrillex
  33. Vladimir Lenin > Mikhail Gorbachev > Vladimir Putin > Grigori Rasputin > Joseph Stalin
  34. Darth Vader and Boba Fett
  35. Al Capone
  36. Joan of Arc
  37. Pablo Picasso
  38. Muhammad Ali
  39. J.P. Morgan > Ebeneezer Scrooge > Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come > Donald Trump > Kanye West
  40. Rick Grimes
  41. Goku
  42. Edgar Allan Poe
  43. Isaac Newton > Neil DeGrasse Tyson > Bill Nye
  44. William Wallace
  45. Turtles (My favourite rappers in terms of the artists are: Donatello > Raphael > Michelangelo > Da Vinci)
  46. Mythbusters > Ghostbusters > Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
  47. Romeo and Juliet
  48. Zeus
  49. Jack the Ripper
  50. Ellen DeGeneres
  51. Steven Spielberg = Alfred Hitchcock = Quentin Tarantino = Stanley Kubrick = Michael Bay
  52. Bill and Ted
  53. Harry Houdini
  54. RoboCop
  55. Nietzsche > Lao Tzu > Confucius > Voltaire > Socrates > Sun Tzu
  56. Julius Caesar
  57. Walt Disney > Stan Lee > Jim Henson
  58. Deadpool
  59. George R. R. Martin
  60. Gordon Ramsay
  61. Frederick Douglass
  62. Daniel Craig Bond = Austin Powers = Sean Connery Bond
  63. Caitlyn Jenner > Bruce Banner > The Hulk = Bruce Jenner
  64. Alexander the Great > Frederick the Great > Catherine the Great > Ivan the Terrible
  65. Donald Trump > Hillary Clinton > Abe Lincoln
  66. Ash Ketchum
  67. Stevie Wonder
  68. Tony Hawk
  69. Winston Churchill
  70. Nice Peter
  71. Mark Zuckerberg

So when I first joined the Wiki, I read Barry and Lexi/Meat's crap battles series. Epic Rap Battles of What The Fuck and Not So Epic Crap Battles of Shitstory respectively. Here is who I thought won each of these battles:

  1. Wax Tadpole
  2. Cleverbot
  3. Doctor 10 and Doctor 9
  4. Smeel
  5. AWC
  6. Psyduck/Golduck
  7. Justice League (this is my favourite battle in the series)
  8. Thong
  9. Circle
  10. New Rapper
  11. Bob Army
  12. Vance
  13. Pluto
  14. Kurt
  15. Shrek and Puss In Boots
  16. The Mane Six
  17. Gaston
  18. Meatholl
  19. Loygo and Fiyah
  20. Thong (I played Nappy in this one :3)
  21. The Grinch
  22. Zangoose, Heatmor and Naked Pokémon Trainer
  23. Spike and his Sweaty Balls
  24. Cleveland > Cleveland > Cleveland > Cleveland
  25. Shigeru Miyamoto
  26. Broccoli and Tracy Sketchit
  1. Internet Explorer
  2. White Michael Jackson
  3. KKK
  4. Jon Fucking Na
  5. Wally
  6. Po
  7. Sperm Glass
  8. Jar Jar
  9. Alison Brie
  10. Aquaman
  11. Alison Brie
  12. Dru Carey
  13. Dolly Parton
  14. Melon
  15. Carl Grimes (this is my favourite battle in the series)
  16. Goku
  17. Queen Elizabeth II and British Guy
  18. Raphael da Artist
  19. Alison Brie

  1. Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin
  2. James Bond vs Austin Powers
  3. Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
  4. Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock
  5. Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky
  6. Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child
  7. Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill
  8. Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner
  9. Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers
  10. Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
  11. Jim Henson vs Stan Lee
  12. Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter
  13. Goku vs Superman
  14. Zeus vs Thor
  15. Rick Grimes vs Walter White
  16. Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar
  17. Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg
  18. Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye
  19. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2
  20. Deadpool vs Boba Fett
  21. Stevie Wonder vs Wonder Woman
  22. Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters
  23. Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton
  24. Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson
  25. Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
  26. J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin
  27. Bill and Ted vs Lewis and Clark
  28. Blackbeard vs Al Capone
  29. Mozart vs Skrillex
  30. Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde
  31. David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini
  32. Doctor Who vs Doc Brown
  33. Terminator vs RoboCop
  34. Oprah vs Ellen
  35. Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
  36. Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
  37. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
  38. Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
  39. Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
  40. William Shakespeare vs Doctor Seuss
  41. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
  42. Artists vs Turtles
  43. Stephen Hawking vs Albert Einstein
  44. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
  45. Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk
  46. Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso
  47. Rasputin vs Stalin
  48. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
  49. Master Chief vs Leonidas
  50. Wright Brothers vs Mario Brothers
  51. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
  52. Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
  53. Batman vs Sherlock Holmes
  54. Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays
  55. Gandalf vs Dumbledore
  56. Adam vs Eve
  57. Hitler vs Vader 3
  58. Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
  59. Moses vs Santa Claus
  60. Mr T vs Mr Rogers
  61. Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
  62. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
  63. John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
  64. Darth Vader vs Hitler 2
  65. Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
  66. George Washington vs William Wallace
  67. Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc
  68. Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
  69. Napoleon vs Napoleon
  70. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il
  71. Easter Bunny vs Genghis Khan

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Over the course of my time at this Wiki, I have guested in some people's rap battles. Check the battles and the people out, they are all sexy.

I played a secret character in Brendan's Count Dracula vs The Wolfman

I played a secret character in Brendan's Freddy Krueger vs Jason Vorhees

I played Winston Churchill in TKandMit's The Big Three vs The Big Three

I played Charlie Chaplin in Drakan's Charlie Chaplin vs Mr Bean

I played Eren Jaeger in Drakan's Eren Jaeger vs David

I played Rosalina and Luma in Flojo's Palutena vs Rosalina and Luma

I played Creepy Black in Flojo's Creepy Black vs Luna Game

I played Steve in Matt's Steve vs Emmet

I played a secret character in Barry and Lexi's Boxers vs Briefs

I played a secret character in Tiger and Bantha's Stalin vs Superman 2

I played Paul Blart and some Minions in Flojo's 2015 in Film Royale

I played Pikachu in Icey's Pokémon Type Royale

I also do a series that pits new people against less new people.

Modern vs Classic Banner
Modern vs Classic Season 1

Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell (Premiere) William Wilberforce vs Spartacus Boudicca vs Katniss Everdeen Jesse Owens vs Usain Bolt Alex Trebek vs Nostradamus Count Dracula vs Freddy Krueger Tupac vs Bach GLaDOS vs AM Homer vs Dante TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA TBA (Finale)

ModvClass News

Announcement Season 1 Part 2

BaLTSTHRBoTSTH or Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy to Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy to Handlery is a crap battle collaboration series between me and Barry. It is the best thing to happen to this Wiki.

Bob and Loyg's Too Swaggy To Handle Rap Battles of Too Swaggy To Handlery
Season One Dick vs WillyERB vs Greta2014 vs 2015PewDiePie vs UmTupac vs A Six PackAustralia vs The United KingdomWalter Elias Disney vs James Maury HensonCat in the Hat vs Puss in BootsSora, Spiderman and Luke Skywalker vs Michael Jordan, Superman and Harry PotterCrazy Frog vs GummibärJames Bond vs Batman2016 vs 1739
Season Two


This is my current series which I update with no set schedule because school work and laziness. It features Pokémon (hence the title) and it has some sexy guests in it so yeah. Warning, the below list might include spoilers for royales and the like.

Laura as Rapidash in Rapidash vs Zebstrika
Tiger as Aggron in Bastiodon vs Aggron
Brendan as Bouffalant in Bouffalant vs Tauros
Joe as Scyther in Scyther vs Sneasel
Lexi as Cacturne in Maractus vs Cacturne
Brendan as Hawlucha in Hawlucha vs Ludicolo
Jose as Woobat in Noibat vs Woobat
Glis as Gligar in Noibat vs Woobat
Cyan as Lapras in Lapras vs Gastrodon
Max as Zoroark in Zoroark vs Lucario

Rap Battles of the Pokédex
Season 1

Magikarp vs FeebasRapidash vs ZebstrikaArcanine vs Pyroar Bastiodon vs Aggron Eelektross vs Lanturn Bouffalant vs TaurosScyther vs Sneasel Maractus vs Cacturne Mr. Mime vs Hypno Hawlucha vs Ludicolo Noibat vs WoobatLapras vs GastrodonZoroark vs Lucario • TBA • TBA • TBA

These are my BDRB (Bobdave Rap Battles) and they are themeless battles. Also including my 10/10 Would Bang crap battle series, one of which having won an award for Best Crap Battle 2014 (Hugh Neutron vs Timmy Turner).

Bobdave's Rap Battles
BDRB Season 1 Bob Marley vs Usain BoltLink vs Ezio AuditoreJulius Caesar vs Attila the HunBishop Spong vs Rabbi BoteachQueen Elsa vs Sub-ZeroFreddy Krueger vs Jack the Ripper (Halloween Special)
BDRB Season 2 Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin • TBA • TBA • TBA • TBA • TBA • CBA • CBA • CBA • CBA
10/10 Would Bang Battles BobbyIsAwesome vs MCJohnnyLALink vs PeterHugh Neutron vs Timmy TurnerThe Cup Song vs Two Girls, One CupHugh Neutron vs Timmy Turner 2 - The Fuckening

I have a series which is based on Star Wars called Star Wars: Wikian Galaxies, starring Jamahl, Tavi, and Wach. You can see all the installments below.

Star Wars TWG
The Shadowed Armies

I - UnrestII - QuestionsIII - NamelessIV - Return

Wiki Attack on Titan is my spin on the Attack on Titan manga/anime with Wiki users. It stars Noah, Nail (under the name Naomi), and Matt.

Wiki Attack on Titan
Volume 1
I - Rubble


  • Amelia Earhart vs Marie Curie
  • Boudicca vs Katniss Everdeen
  • Phoenix Wright vs Atticus Finch
  • Marie Antoinette vs Lady Macbeth
  • Jimi Hendrix vs Kurt Cobain
  • Samus Aran vs Ellen Ripley
  • The Beatles vs One Direction
  • Light Yagami vs Oskar Schindler
  • Oscar Wilde vs David Bowie


  • Rocky Balboa
  • Yugi Muto
  • Charles Dickens
  • George Orwell
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Some British monarch, my preferences would be:
    • William I
    • Richard III
    • Henry VIII
    • Mary I
    • Elizabeth I
    • Victoria
    • Elizabeth II
  • Eminem
  • Tupac


  • Jon Cozart (As well as playing a character, he could also do acapella stuff a la Lao Tzu)
  • The Yogscast
  • Jon Lajoie
  • Markiplier
  • JacksFilms
  • TomSka
  • MikeyBolts
  • Harley from EpicMealTime
  • MatPat
  • Eminem (unrealistic, I know, but he's the only person fit to play Eminem)
  • Pentatonix (somehow)
  • Roomie
  • Ten Second Songs
  • The Jackpot Golden Boys
  • The Midnight Beast
  • Filthy Frank
  • TheLivingTombstone (To make a great techno beat for a battle)

So I like Pokémans and stuff and this is some stuff about Pokémans.

Favourite starters (in terms of how cute they are :3):
Totodile > Chespin > Tepig > Chimchar > Charmander > idgaf, after this they all ugly

Cutest Pokémon:
Totodile > Pancham > Chespin > Ledian > Emolga

Some other sexy Pokémon include:
Castform, Rotom, Beedrill, Vaporeon, Porygon, Dragonair, Ledian, Ampharos, Scyther, Manectric, Plusle and Minun, Milotic, Tropius, Salamence, Rayquaza, Luxray, Gastrodon, Spiritomb, Yanmega, Glaceon, Carracosta, Zoroark, Emolga, Galvantula, Klinklang, Cryogonal, Beartic, Bisharp, Volcarona, Keldeo, Genesect, Talonflame, Gogoat, Pancham, Clauncher, Aurorus, Noivern, Decidueye, Vikavolt, Lycanroc, Mudsdale, Araquanid, Oranguru, Passimian, Golisopod, Type: Null, Dhelmise, Kommo-o, Cosmog, Solgaleo, Nihilego.

I have made audio covers to some users' fanmades because I really liked them as well as some real ERBs and stuff. Check out my Soundcloud here. I've covered several users' battles on there. You can also take a look at the account I've designated to do audio covers for my Rap Battles of the Pokédex series, the link's right here.

Also, here's a YouTube thing of a Spielberg vs Hitchcock weird-ass cover that might turn you on for some reason.

For Christmas 2015, I organised a gathering of the Wiki's best creative minds to create a twelve-day Christmas fun extravaganza featuring battles, comics, and more! Here's the navigation box:

Wiki Christmas
Hover over a day to see its event!

Joeaikman, Bobdave, SANTORYU99,
AttackEyebrows12, Dragonsblood23, Cyanwrites, Gliscor Fan, Element K,
SophisticatedShark, GravityMan,
Iamthelegion, TKandMit, ThyNotShallRap

Wikimas 1Wikimas 2Wikimas 3Wikimas 4Wikimas 5Wikimas 6Wikimas 7Wikimas 8Wikimas 9Wikimas 10Wikimas 11Wikimas 12Wikimas End

These are my 100 favourite songs. Right now, the list isn't finished and also needs massive revising, I'll find time to do it at some stage and link all the songs so you can check out ones you don't know. You may notice it has a lot of Michael Jackson, Eminem and Watsky which makes sense cuz they're some of my favourite artists. I didn't include ERB in this list cuz I couldn't be bothered.

  1. Rap God - Eminem
  2. You Need Me, I Don't Need You - Ed Sheeran
  3. Whoa Whoa Whoa - Watsky
  4. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl
  5. Let Her Go - Passenger
  6. You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring
  7. Viva La Vida - Coldplay
  8. Lose Yourself - Eminem
  9. Awoken - H8 Seed, Wooden Toaster
  10. Same Love - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
  11. Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
  12. The A Team - Ed Sheeran
  13. Never Let It Die - Watsky
  14. Earth Song - Michael Jackson
  15. Strong As an Oak - Watsky
  16. Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel
  17. Stan - Eminem ft. Dido
  18. Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna
  19. Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
  20. Cardboard Castles - Watsky
  21. Survival - Eminem
  22. Summercat - Billie the Vision & the Dancers
  23. Annie's Song - John Denver
  24. Lego House - Ed Sheeran
  25. Wonderwall - Oasis
  26. Read All About It - Professor Green ft. Emili Sandé
  27. Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi
  28. Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem
  29. Warriors - Imagine Dragons
  30. Payphone - Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa
  31. Unbreakable - Michael Jackson
  32. When Can I See You Again? - Owl City
  33. Discord, The Living Tombstone Remix - Eurobeat Brony
  34. Beat It - Michael Jackson
  35. Game Over Remix - Tinchy Stryder ft. Various Artists
  36. Without Me - Eminem
  37. Airplanes Pt. II - B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams, Eminem
  38. The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
  39. Game Over - Tinchy Stryder ft. Various Artists
  40. MoonQuest - Area 11
  41. Who Is It? - Michael Jackson
  42. Pompeii - Bastille
  43. Kids In America - Kim Wilde
  44. Can't Hold Us - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton
  45. Wake Me Up - Avicii
  46. Rockstar - Dappy ft. Brian May
  47. Come Together - Michael Jackson (original by the Beatles)
  48. They Don't Care About Us - Michael Jackson
  49. Some Nights - fun.
  50. Counting Stars - OneRepublic
  51. Another Part of Me - Michael Jackson
  52. Young Guns - Lewi White ft. Ed Sheeran, Devlin, Griminal, Yasmin
  53. The Other Side - Tonight Alive
  54. Rocket Man - Elton John
  55. Dedication to My Ex - Lloyd ft. Andre 3000, 'Lil Wayne
  56. Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
  57. Monster - Michael Jackson ft. 50 Cent
  58. We Made You - Eminem
  59. Legacy - Eminem
  60. We're the Sh!t - Cady Groves
  61. Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
  62. Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson
  63. Tree Hugger - Kimya Dawson
  64. Waves, Robin Schulz Radio Edit - Mr. Probz
  65. Hold My Hand - Michael Jackson ft. Akon
  66. Troublemaker - Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida
  67. Heart Skips a Beat - Olly Murs ft. Rizzle Kicks
  68. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

I like butterfly knives

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