Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki
Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki

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Joe is the name. Welcome to my page. I write raps and talk to people. It's why I'm here (As well as for some great friends). (That took ages to write btw)

About Me

My name is Joe. I'm 20 years of age. I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome aged 6. I am very antisocial and spend most of my time on the internet. We have a running joke in my family of me not surviving without wifi. I live in the idyllic English county of Yorkshire. I'm English yet get called a Slovenian immigrant as it is often where I spend my holidays.

I have very....niche music taste (non-existent). I mostly listen to old punk bands as that is what my dad listens to in the car. I do love ERB tho and am partial to They Might Be Giants. My favourite songs are Istanbul (Not Constantinople) and Birdhouse In Your Soul. My favourite Rap Battle is George Washington vs William Wallace.

I can grow very attached to individuals who are nice to me


The people I like, in varying degrees :P

Knows his stuff. Even if he supports Chelsea.

The wiki dog

New friend

He has the Metal

She is the one who stalks

My favourite person ever


10/10 would fuck


I like like you

Long Loyg Sono


Old Friends

People that I counted as friends, prior to them leaving the wiki.

My Battles

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List of Joe's Battles
Season 1

Tintin vs. Asterix the GaulKatniss Everdeen vs Harry PotterEzio Auditore vs Jango FettHAL 9000 vs GLaDOSAtticus Finch vs Pheonix WrightWalter White vs Sheldon CooperHercule Poirot vs John LutherLyra Belacqua vs MatildaDovakhiin vs EragonTerry Pratchett vs Roald DahlKenan and Kel vs Drake and JoshMario vs Link

Season 2 Goku vs Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesYugi Moto vs Light YagamiJason Bourne vs Jack BauerZeus vs Homer SimpsonDoctor Who vs Phillip J FryRoy Race vs Rocky BalboaAsh Ketchum vs Bill & TedPercy Jackson vs AquamanHannibal Lecter vs Sherlock HolmesBatman vs Peter PanElsa vs Sub-ZeroHarry Potter vs Katniss Everdeen IIEmmet vs PoRobin Hood vs Captain Jack SparrowLewis Carroll vs CS Lewis
Season 3 Romeo and Juliet vs Tris and TobiasSHODAN vs CortanaEgypt vs ScandinaviaDaredevil vs NeoGamzee Makara vs The JokerNaruto Uzumaki vs OmiDaenarys Stormborn, of the House Targaryen vs Hiccup Horrendous Haddock IIIRoboCop vs Inspector GadgetFreddy Krueger vs Wolverine • TBA
Season 4 Sam and Dean vs Dipper and MabelKirito vs Brian DBeowulf vs HerculesEdmund Dantés vs Lelouch vi BritanniaBuffy Summers vs Ash WilliamsAlbus Dumbledore vs Miss PeregrineDeathstroke vs DeadpoolEren Jaeger vs ShulkHal Jordan vs Frodo Baggins • TBA • TBA • Season Finale
Joe's Possible Parodies Weavile vs Negative IV (Joan of Arc vs Miley Cyrus)

People to thank for helping with battles

User:MetalFire (As Ezio Auditore and Edward Kenway in Ezio Auditore vs Jango Fett)

User:Tkid115 (As Link in Mario vs Link and Aquaman in Percy Jackson vs Aquaman)

User:J1coupe (As Ness in Mario vs Link)

User:ProbablyNoah (As Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal Lecter vs Sherlock Holmes and Gamzee Makara in The Joker vs Gamzee Makara and Dipper and Mabel in Sam and Dean vs Dipper and Mabel

User:BreZ (As Hiccup in Dany vs Hiccup)

User:Iamthelegion (As Wolverine in Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger)

My Writing

The Library of Ser Josef Aikman
Original Works
Gang Wikifare Episode OneEpisode TwoEpisode ThreeEpisode FourEpisode FiveEpisode SixEpisode Seven, Part OneEpisode Seven, Part Two"Run!""Acceptance""Gathering""Stabbed in the Back""The Beginning...""Ambush""Of Murder and Loss""The Drums of War""It Begins""A Tale of Two Legends""Survivors""The Journey Begins"
Ten Hated Wikians Chapter OneChapter TwoChapter ThreeChapter FourChapter FiveChapter SixChapter SevenChapter Eight
Wiki PrologueChapter OneChapter TwoChapter ThreeChapter FourChapter FiveChapter SixChapter SevenChapter EightChapter NineChapter TenChapter ElevenChapter TwelveChapter Thirteen
Wiki: Apocalypse Promo"Through the Eye of a Tank" "Dead Zone""Paradise from a Prison Cell""Breaking Chains""AFH"Stay tuned!
Wiki Note "Mind's Discovery""The Wider World"A Hunt for the Truth"Journey in the Dark""A Study in Cyan""Daddy Issues""Out of His Depth"
Wiki Half Blood "Noah""Tina""Matthew""Matthew""Noah""Jeffrey"

This is the list of serieses that I have written. I would reccommend sticking to reading Wiki, Ten Hated Wikians, and Wiki: Apocalypse, as the others are ones written a long time ago, and may never be finished.

Me on the Wiki

If I could sum up my time on here in one word it would be....controversial. I've been involved in my fair share of disputes, though often it's me being misunderstood (eg the Reson event) or me sticking up for the wrong person (eg Devil).

My happiest days on here? Finally getting my lucky badge :P Nah most days here are cool, there's some great people on this site that can quite often make my day *cough* NikkiTrent&Fire *cough*

My iPad has legit as fuck timekeeping



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My Suggestions

Horus vs Hercules (Sons of gods who were mistreated but were called upon to save the gods)

Herge vs Vincent Van Gogh (Controversial artists, Belgium vs Netherlands)

Lewis Carroll vs CS Lewis (Writers of fictional universes where animals can talk, both used the name Lewis as a pen name)

Edmund Hilary vs Scott of the Antarctic (Explorers of barren and cold areas that were previously unexplored)

Ron Burgundy vs Charlie Brooker (Newsreader who tries to make the news less serious vs satirist who makes the news more serious)

Noah vs Odysseus (Sailor chosen by God vs sailor hated by gods)

Hercule Poirot vs Tinin (Prolific Belgian detectives)

Roald Dahl vs Terry Pratchett ft Neil Gaiman (Fantasy writers who created stories aimed at adults and children)

Copernicus vs Galileo (Observers of the universe who had to keep their findings quiet to avoid religious persecution)

Daniel O'Connell vs St Patrick (Religious men who fought peacefully for the Irish people)

William Ewart Gladstone vs William Wilberforce (british William's who fought in favour of oppressed peoples, the Irish and slaves respectively)

Ezio vs Brutus (Assassins from Italian regions who are most well known by one name)

Roger Federer vs David Beckham (Incredibly successful and rich sportsmen who earn a lot of money through advertsing)

Godzilla vs Harry Truman (Devestators of Japan)

Gary Casparov vs Phil 'the Power' Taylor (Champions of two relaxed sports)

Richard Branson vs Mark Zuckerberg (Entrepeneurs who dropped out of school)

Adam vs Yuri Gargarin (First man on earth vs First man off it)

Jon Snow vs Shaka Zulu (Bastard warrior leaders who unite warring tribes against larger threats, before being killed off by their brothers.)

David Bowie vs Oscar Wilde (Flamboyant British lyricists who spent much of their careers in a form of exile and, throughout their careers, endured mass speculation about homosexuality)

Rodrigo Borgia vs George W Bush (Members of familial 'dynasties' in roles that are specifically not meant to be held by dynasties. They both allegedly bought their way into elected roles as heads of the free world.)

'Jon Snow vs Harry Potter ('Chosen one' figures that fight a faceless, magical and immortal threat. Both lose their parents at an early age, before being adopted in by their uncles. They both befriend a book smart individual that others scorn, and go on to begin taboo relationships with red headed women. Both end up being killed, only to return to life as their true purpose had yet to be finished.)

People not in my suggestions who should be in ERB


  • Copernicus
  • Atilla the Hun
  • Winston Churchill
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Rodrigo Borgia
  • Mark Twain
  • Pele
  • Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels
  • Ho Chi Minh
  • Caligula
  • Charlie Chaplin
  • Jane Austen
  • Emperor Nero


  • One Direction
  • Bill Clinton
  • Matt Groening
  • Tony Blair
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Will Smith
  • Johnny Depp
  • Shigeru Miyamoto
  • Michael Schumacher
  • JK Rowling
  • Leonardo DiCaprio


  • Link
  • Slenderman
  • King Arthur
  • Robin Hood
  • Tintin
  • Asterix the Gaul
  • Ash Ketchum
  • Yugi Moto/Yami
  • Rocky Balboa
  • Flash Gordon

My favourite ERB rappers