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Everything you ever wanted to know about piss colour.

  • Normal piss is normally pale yellow.
  • Clear piss is a sign of over-hydration.
  • Dark yellow piss is a sign of dehydration.
  • Light orange piss could be removal of B vitamins that's not required.
  • Certain medications can cause orange piss.
  • Bloody piss could be a sign of a kidney stone or tumor in the kidneys, bladder etc. It could also come from a hard hit in the abdomen.
  • Dark orange/brown piss could be a sign of a liver disease, breaking down skeleton tissue or Gilbert's Syndrome.
  • Black/Dark piss is a sign of skin cancer.
  • Pink piss is when you eat too many beets.
  • Green piss is when you eat too much asparagus.
  • Red/brown piss is a sign of an enzyme disease.
  • Blue piss can be caused by some medicines.
  • Blue piss stains in your underwear can be caused by Blue Diaper Syndrome (yes, this exists).
  • Purple piss can be caused by Purple Urine Bag Syndrome(yes this also exists.)
  • Any other piss colour is often caused by medications, or you're an alien from outer space.

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|NAME: JACOB FLOYD|

|NICKNAME: THEDARKLORDOFDARKNESS; DARK; LORD; DARKNESS; DARKRAI|

|TOWN OF RESIDENCE: NEWPORT PAGNELL, BUCKS, ENGLAND, UK|

|FAVOURITE FOOD: MERINGUES WITH RASPBERRY AND CREAM|

|LEAST FAVOURITE FOOD: SPAGHETTI BOLOGNAISE|

|FAVOURITE QUOTE: "One must always think positively, for those that think negitively, do negitively."|

|CRUSH: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION YOU IDIOT|

|FAVOURITE ERB IN SEASON 1: COLUMBUS VS KIRK|

|FAVOURITE ERB IN SEASON 2: MARIO BROS VS WRIGHT BROS|

|FAVOURITE ERB IN SEASON 3: RIPPER VS LECTER|

|FAVOURITE ERB IN SEASON 4 (AS OF NOW): EAST VS WEST|

|FAVOURITE RAPPER IN GENERAL: DAN BULL|

|FAVOURITE RAPPER IN ERB: AL CAPONE|

|LEAST FAVOURITE RAPPER IN ERB: SARAH PALIN/MARILYN MONROE|

|FAVOURITE FEMALE PORN STAR: BELLE KNOX|

|FAVOURITE MALE PORN STAR: LEX STEELE|

|RELATIONSHIP: SINGLE, SO COME AT HIM LADIES|

|BATTLES: HITLER VS VADER 4; DARK VS LEGION; DARK VS LEGION 2; ROB VS FREDDY FAZBEAR [WITH ROBOTICOPERATINGAPPLE]|

|FAVOURITE POLITICAL PARTY: LABOUR PARTY|

|LEAST FAVOURITE POLITICAL PARTY: CONSERVATIVE PARTY|

|FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM: MK DONS|

|FAVOURITE TENNIS PLAYER: ANDY MURRAY|

|FAVOURITE DARTS PLAYER: MICHAEL VAN GERWEN|

|FAVOURITE TV SHOW: ANY SHOW THAT INVOLVES THE POLICE|

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