aka Wachowman Randy Savage

  • I live in Wachowland
  • I was born on July 25
  • My occupation is Stomping midget asses
  • I am Human
Oh, yeah.
— Macho Man




Hey there! My name is Wachowman (pronounced Wah-chow) I am a long time member here at the ERB Wiki and a former Chat Moderator, a position I left on my own. I am 22 years old and am known for many things on this Wiki including my various amount of Series and Parodies. I am a huge fan of the WWE so if you happen to watch that as much as me hit me up, I love to talk about it! While I may not comment everyday or join chat I always look at this Wiki every few hours to see what's going on, for new blogs, etc. For whatever reason you're here, have fun, my page is a bit old but I did do some stuff to it recently, I'm shit at editing though so I don't wanna fuck anything up. Have fun. Now go spam this person

I have also made over 100 Parodies involving Wiki Users, check those out cause there's no tab for them :)

Another series of mine is WachMojo, not super active but a fun side project.

  • 1 Bill,O,Reilly "Fuck it we'll do it live!"
  • 2 Darth Vader "Suck my robot balls"
  • 3 Chuck Norris "Im am Chuck fucking Norris!"
  • 4 Lady Gaga "that's like a principal of a home school"
  • 5 Hulk hogan "You got a inside seat to your own smack down brother!"
  • 5 MACHO MAN "So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people"
    Lloyd Ahlquist as Macho Man
  • 6 Beethoven (obviously) "In Germany we don't hit little girls"
    Lloyd Ahlquist as Captain Kirk
  • 7 Stephen Hawking "There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000"
  • 8 Genghis khan "And butcher your family,and make a new coat"
  • 9 Napoleon dynamite "GOSH! I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are!"
    Babe Ruth Lloyd
  • 10 Billy Mayes "Billy Mayes here with a special tv offer!"
  • 10 Vince offer "You're gunna love my nuts"
  • 11 Dumbledore "When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the gray"
  • 12 Dr.Seuss "Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote"
  • 13 Mr.Rogers "Hi there neighbor"
  • 14 Captain Kirk "You spaghetti eating fuck"
  • 15 NicePeter (I just like him better)
  • 16 Hitler "Take a trip on my train"
  • 17 Mater Chief "My trigger fingers itching"
  • 18 Mario Brother "Its-a me Mario and Luigi mother fuckers"
  • 19 Elvis Presley "all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees"
  • 20 Cleopatra "Better hold more than you shirt ms please"
  • 21 Bill Gates "With your own little spinning beach ball of death"
  • 22 Frank Sinatra "should've been Freddie Uranus"
  • 23 Obama "Need to stop hating on gays, let them teach you how to dress"
  • 24 Doc Who "Now calm down will you!"
  • 25 Clint Eastwood "Go ahead,Make my IPod"
  • 26 Batman "I had Albert read your books, He told me they suck"
  • 27 Santa Claus "You represent sandals and a scraggly beard"
  • 28 Adam "Got any perfume that smells like get the fuck off my back"
  • 29 Gandhi "Don't think you're gunna over come this Jr."
  • 30 Thomas Edison (sorry TeslaMan) "No light,no camera,no sound,see?"
  • 31 Babe Ruth "The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park!"
  • 32 Skrillex "I get your same fame from home, with blown out speaker..."
  • 33 Gorbachev "If your name ends with "in" time to get out!"
  • 34 Vader "You put a gun in your mouth and Fired Up!"
  • 34 Boba Fett "I put my Balls in your mouth, like Boba Tea"
  • 35 Al Capone "You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween"
  • 36 Miley Cyrus "you getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up"
  • 37 Bob Ross "served 20 years, Air force, United States of America"
  • 38 Michael Jordan "Hit nothin' but net, you ain't seen Nothin' yet!"
  • 39 Donald Trump "I'm like the star on the Christmas Tree, you're like the stump!"
  • 40 Rick Grimes "A grade A-MC, who'll ruin your A-1 day"
  • 41 Goku "How many times are. They gonna rewrite your story?!"
  • 42 Stephen King "Speaking of bored, you're the worst!"
  • 43 Bill Nye "You built a book on Gravity, but you couldn't attract nobody!"
  • 43 Neil deGrasse Tyson "As in I put the swag back in science."
  • 44 William Wallace "If you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy"
  • 45 Leonardo (turtle) "go back in your floppy helicopter and fly away!"
  • 45 Donatello (trurtle) "uh, Dona-tell me who you are again dude"
  • 45 Raphael (turtle) "taught us not to rush to violence"
  • 45 Michaelanglo "you guys draw more dicks than New York Pride"
  • 46 Adam (Mythbusters) "Good thing, you work in a firehouse"
  • 46 Jamie (Mythbusters) "cause you just got burned"
  • 47 Bonnie "I'll take this broad from behind"
  • 47 Clyde "woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds"
  • 48 Thor "But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house!"
  • 49 Hannibal Lecter "Cause your bodies covered in more piss than kitty litter"
  • 50 Ellen "I'm Jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa"
  • 51 Quentin Tarantino "Hand me a Tylenol, stop rhyming y'all"
  • 51 Michael Bay "MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!"
  • 52 Bill "You totally kill yourself dude!"
  • 52 Ted "And get back for detention!"
  • 53 David Copperfield "You can look up to me now, I know you like heights"
  • 54 Terminator "I'll Be Back"
  • 55 Socrates "Philosophy was my invention!"
  • 55 Nietzsche "cause I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E"
  • 55 Voltaire "giving ladies Beef Franks"
  • 56 Julius Caesar "You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper"
  • 57 Jim Henson "Glad you got that out"
  • 57 Kermit "On all of Jack Kirby's comic books"
  • 58 Deadpool "Guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks"
  • 59 J.R.R.Tolkien "You're under 50 Shades of Grey!"
  • 60 Gorson Ramsay "Now give it back and fuck off!"
  • 61 Thomas Jeferson "First Secretary of State, VP number two"
  • 62 Austin Powers "Even my mojo's snoring!"
  • 63 Bruce Banner "Kept up with the Kardashians but left some kids behind"
  • 64 The Hulk "She Eighteen? HULK SMASH!"
  • 65 Frederick The Great "Cause beating you only took me twelve bars!"

  • 10 Robocop vs Terminator
  • 9 Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus
  • 8 Director Royal
  • 7 J.R.R.Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin
  • 6 Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
  • 5 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
  • 4 Blackbeard vs Al Capone
  • 3 Ellen vs Oprah
  • 2 Stan Lee vs. Jim Henson
  • 1 East vs West

Slender man
Weird Al Yankovic!
Weird Al Yankovich

Penn and Teller

Ed Edd And Eddy

Beavis and Butthead

The Three Stooges

Howard Stern


Howie Mandel


  • David Bowie vs Prince
  • Three Musketeers vs Three Stooges
  • Elon Musk vs Henry Ford
  • The Rock vs Rocky
  • Frankensteins Monster vs Dracula ft Slenderman
  • Jimi Hendrix vs Kurt Cobain
  • Another video game character.



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