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Time for the next part of Round 1 of Rapper for A Day Tournament.

We'll be doing the 3rd and 4th battles this time.

Ice Climbers vs. Mr. Burns[]

Ice Climbers: (Nana is in Bold, and Both are in Italics)[]

This miserable miser is about to get Smashed.

By this mountaineer duo who cannot be matched.

We'll hit you with disses as cold as the North Pole.

We'll Hunt the Duck down till he's wrinkled and old.

We go Nintendo hard on the mike, you better shush.

Just like the commercial says, You Cannot Beat Us.

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Why, it was Nana and Popo.

To Summit up, your chance of winning is zero!

Mr. Burns:[]

I'll drop you like you were from Smash 4's roster.

I've got Burns in my name, why would you even bother

To fight me, I'll beat you till your black and blue.

I don't even need Smithers to release the hounds on you.

You had one game, I've got over 30 seasons.

I'll turn your dino to a vest and add it to my collection.

I'm an Urban Champion; you can't beat me.

This battle will end worse for you than Homer's Enemy.

Lost Silver vs. DanTDM[]

Lost Silver:[]

Time for this idiot to be .EXEcuted.

The fact you'll end like Pixelmon cannot be disputed.

You're Creating a Big Scene, but it's bound to end badly.

You'll suffer Misfortune in this battle, thanks to me.

Let's face it; it's looking pretty Grim for you.

You'll end up Strangled Red, but I bet you'll feel blue.

You'll be Buried Alive, you'd better step down.

Cause my flow makes you sicker than Lavender Town.

DanTDM:[]

Just look at your name; it's clear you can't win.

My raps cause more destruction than an Ender Dragon.

I'm hard as a diamond; talc is harder than you.

Your friends only leave messages that hint at your doom.

You should've known better to come unarmed.

You're no Sneaky Assassin; you're bound to be harmed.

Herobrine even looks more threatening than your sprite.

I'll leave you like the kids who read you: scared at night.

Polls[]

<poll> Who won the third match? Ice Climbers Mr. Burns

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