Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki

Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 28 April
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Meatholl vs Amontgomery1432 - The Second Official ERB Wiki Compliment Tournament FINALS


Hello there (I watched the anniversary rerelease of Revenge of the Sith in theaters the other day, so now I have prequel memes on the brain lol)

how the FUCK does fandom work i genuinely forgot lmao

OKAY so yeah' y'all've been waiting on this for long enough and I don't want to make you wait too much longer. I just need to very quickly thank the sponsors of today's video, a demon I met in a forest last week:

His name is Xalzilont and he is offering the first 15 people who comment on this blog 71% off a season pass for the newly-released 10th circle of Hell. This new circle comes with fun attractions, such as being strapped to a spinning wheel and having daggers thrown directly into your pisshole by a little gremlin named Vemps that is also pr…


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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 3 December 2024
1

Rebel Friend vs Bob-omb Buddy - Epic


I sure do love making battles that involve Star Wars characters and people named Bob lol

anyway HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is me once more with another Silly Thing for you to read and hopefully enjoy idk. This matchup is quite silly and funny, but I like it and I think it is also COOL as well as both of the aforementioned adjectives. Or are they verbs? I genuinely do not know tbh. For someone who spends most of their waking life writing, you'd think I'd know what words are at this point lol

But yeah hi hey hello, this is a battle between everybody's favorite Lego Star Wars character (which of course is Rebel Friend) and everybody's favorite Super Mario 64 character (which of course is Bob-omb Buddy). Idk why I did this one…


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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 22 November 2024
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Grand Admiral Thrawn vs Alexander the Great - Legendary Hip Hop Altercations Involving Nonsense


GREETINGS and SALUATIONS my friends. Did you hear the news? We remembered there was a tourney going on and decided the time was right to continue it. My battle against JK03 came out about a week ago now, Rae posted it because she's epic like that. This would normally be the part where I hold you at gunpoint and tell you to vote on it, but voting already ended and I was declared winner. My goal was to release this shortly after the tourney battle dropped, but, as you can see, that did not happen lol. Well, regardless, go read it anyway! JK did a very good job, it's a shame I had to put a bullet into the back of his head like that

But now I present you with a new FUCKING THING that I wrote! This one is between two masters of war strategy, one…


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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 31 October 2024
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BOB vs B.o.B vs BOB vs B.O.B. - Epic Rap Battles: The Animated Series


Google Chrome has shit the bed and prevented me from publishing this battle TWO TIMES now!!! Honestly thinking about not releasing this one and never releasing anything again and also throwing myself into a volcano at this point

I'm getting really tired of writing out this long-ass intro every time, so I'm just gonna fucking cut to the fucking chase i fucking guess before I have to fucking do it all again again lmao

FUCK YOU okay so everyone has read the iconic Shitpost Manifestation Royale battles that I'm usually in. We've all read them, they're the best thing that's ever happened on this website. When we're talking about potential new ones, we throw around the idea of a Jack Royale (a royale of people named Jack) (brilliant idea, I know) …


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Amontgomery1432 Amontgomery1432 10 June 2024
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OFFICIAL PADDYANARCHY DISS TRACK (DISS TRACK) (OFFICIAL)

for real this time


i stole this beat fuck you


I just had a Pepsi Lime

Your favorite Bloodhound Gang album is probably Hefty Fine

Already did this shit once; thought it was over, guess not

Like your alcohol addiction, I'm taking some more shots

Heard you kin Scott Pilgrim. Well, that makes a lot of sense

Guess I'm Gideon then, when I run these bars straight through your chest

Just ignore the fact that Gideon still loses in the end

I'll be real, I straight-up just didn't think that far ahead

This is off the top, like the way you used to make your battles

Now your shit is no different, it still comes from the same channel

Yeah

Why'd the chorus start playing, I wasn't finished

Fuck it, I'll just keep on going, I'm not done dissing

When you're drunk on vc, it …



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