| Abon vs Amont (Nice Edition) | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | April 10, 2023 |
| Number | 13 |
| Timeline | |
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| Next | idk |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | HERE |
| BPM | 120 |
| Beat producer(s) | It was me, Barry |
| Other information | |
| Actors | Abon Me |
| Rappers | 
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| Location(s) | You |
brb I gotta go cook dinner
Okay I'm back hi there hello, now let's go ahead and talk about the elephant in the room. Yes, this was originally me vs Kung, but he unfortunately had to drop out. It is not my story to tell, so I simply just will not tell it! I will instead wish him well and give him my best regards, and then welcome my good friend Abon back with open arms! We've battled before, he wiped the floor with me, and now we're here again to have another go at each other. But, this time, we can be nice to each other! Ow I just burned my fucking tongue!!
I know there was a bit of a delay between the last battle and this one. In my defense, I've historically never been very good at sticking to a schedule lol. Still tho, sorry for the hold-up. But it's here now, we can rejoice the closing of round 2 and make way for the eventual beginning of the semifinals! Will it be me or Abon that moves on? Your guess is as good as mine, I genuinely don't know how it's gonna be determined if Abon ends up being voted as the winner lmao. Guess we'll find out!
And now it's time for the Obligatory Self-Promotion Paragraph™! I don't really have a whole lot to say in this one tbh. Finished writing the second Goode album recently, also traveled to a friend's house in Tennessee to record a different project in its entirety. Maybe I'll put out a couple random songs in the mean time idk! That is up to God!! My tongue still hurts from burning it earlier oh my fucking stars
Anyway who cares, let's get on with the battle lol y'all have waited long enough. I made the beat again, here it is. It was made when my opponent was still Kung, and then Abon and I decided to adopt it after he had to drop out. Kung, I wish you the best, I'm sure you would've pummeled me. But now it is Abon time once again, he did a great job and I'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out!
My lyrics in this color
Abon's lyrics in this color
First verse starts at 0:16
CABLE
Oh, hey! Good to talk to you again. I've got something on my mind, I gotta let you know
I wanna start by apologizing for the mean things I said about you last time we spoke
The truth is: You're an excellent writer, one of the best on this whole site in fact
I knew I had to step up my game if I was to compare to the talent you have at battle rap
I mean I know I'm good, but not as great as you; You're a finalist, I've never passed round 2
The funniest member of the shitpost crew beat me fair and square, there wasn't much I could do
Now here we are again, face to face. I'd be honored to lose to you a second time
Ask me "Who The Fuck Is ABunchofNumbers?", I'll be proud to answer "a friend of mine"
ABON
I'm back for a track with the chap that I track when I feel lonely
Nah, Alabama ain't that bad, producing this Sweet Homie
Already seeing a better game since mine is piss-poor
They didn't even need to play Pokemon to catch a Gliscor
Twitch is blessed by your presence, got eyes glued to the screens
Figures the owner of Rivers would be out running the streams
You're just too cool and you top me like I'm Pi a la mode
All your lines are a perfect one and zero: Non-Binary Code
CABLE
Just when I think the tourney's fallen flat, you come with that crescendo
Beat me down like a drum once again, your flow and cadence are exactly my tempo
Covid be damned, there's no way you could lose your amazing taste
The wildfires in your country were caused by your blazing face
You've taken down champs, I shit the bed against Krasinski
Glad you got a second chance, your presence is what this was missing
When you write, it's like magic. Your seemingly endless wit is enthralling
To hell with Robbie Coltrane, you're the only Hagrid I acknowledge
I didn't go to college, so I'm glad you're here to school me
I'm just a plain old blue, and you're that nice lapis lazuli
Your total wins should be higher than Brazilian taxes
Ripped your way into my heart, call that Brazilian waxing
I'm happy that you're back in here, can't wait to see how far you go
We used to have tons of numbers, but now it's just 2-0
So much praise, so little time to hurl; You shine like a diamond, rhyme smooth as a pearl
Just know, no matter what happens, we have Abond that I wouldn't trade for the world :)
ABON
Dropping bars so nice, the goldfish was kinda right to flee
In terms of dominating Kungfu, you'd have been Bruce Lee
My interactions are all dead, but then you turn the tables
Being connected to you gives me life, call you Jumper Cable
Might have my own hernia from your jokes, I'm like "goodbye, my sides"
And I'll still come back disposed, I like Goode by my side
I'm raising a damn glass for a musician so grand
A toast is only appropriate since you're making these jams
It's amazing that you're taking a break from that junk you ate
Treat that as well as your occupation and I know you'll do great
'Cause you're a story of self-improvement if I ever saw one
Had a bad start with Clover, now we see those old flaws gone
I mean, Jake and Leah round one, yet you leave them ditched?
Forget tourney pictures, you're the biggest image switch!
Not gonna cheat my way to semis, it's time to have another
Battle's like your username, you put Numbers out of order
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