Leah vs Cable | |
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Battle information | |
Release date | November 1, 2022 |
Number | 5 |
Timeline | |
Previous | Wach vs Abon |
Next | Rae vs Vi |
Beat Information | |
Beat(s) | This one I think |
BPM | 140 |
Beat producer(s) | Leah and I :) |
Other information | |
Actors | Leah and I :) |
Rappers | Leah and I :) |
Location(s) | i don't fucking know |
Holy shit, y'all. Holy fucking goddamn Christing shit, y'all. It's time for another tourney battle i think! This is a fun one, I'm very glad to be in this one
In the battle of up and coming musicians, one of which is clearly better than the other (it's Leah, she's better than me), we got the homie LEAH!!!

going up against ME!!!

I am super hyped to be doing this, Leah is so cool and she did a fucking great job with this! Also we did something neat with this one, we made tourney history. We both produced the beat together as a collaborative effort! I laid down a drum track with a couple different 808 patterns to separate the sections out, then Leah went over it and added additional instrumentation, and then I did the same thing, and then BOOM! We made our own beat, fuck Epistra (jk Epistra is cool). You may find it here (leave my YouTube channel alone, you godless heathens). Leah's verse starts at like 0:13 or something idk, it's when the drop happens.
Leah's lyrics are in this color
My lyrics are in this color
Leah:
Uhhhh hey everyone, Goingthony To Losetano here
And it’s time for a review of Goode Grief, the album of the year
Oh it’s two years old? Shit, congrats on that! We’ll call it the album of the decade!
And like those songs on my preferred streaming service, I’m about to get played
Lovin’ that high synth in Psycho Path and nothing in Cuomo’s catalogue
Contains a hook that’s such a massive bop as what your second track has got
Outdoing Onward’s intro/outro combo’s harder than guitar hits in What’s Happening
And that “feeling isn’t mutual” line on End of the Road? Fucking dazzling
Havin’ a breakdown at the breakdown in Get the Broom and envying Clovers’ feature
Though I’d just feel Out of Place in a track of yours since my skills are so much weaker
Everything I Am? So sweet and vibey! Dust? Oh blimey, they do it again!
And overall for this record, yeah, I think I’m feeling a strong TEN
You know, when folk’ll show you things, you’re so sincere in showing interest
And your reassuring tone almost made me think that I could win this
Trust, when I see mp3’s or m4a’s in my DM from Amont
That’s the cue to cut my tunes, kick up my mood and shut my game off
Cable:
Hi Leah, so good to see ya! Thank you for the kind words on my album
But have you heard your music? Compared to your singing, mine has the effect of a Valium
I can’t outdo your well-versed swell verse, to try is to be remiss
So lemme tell you at home a story of how great of a person my best friend Leah is
You see, my apartment was fucking haunted, it was giving me a strange vexation
Then I remembered Leah hunts ghosts, I figured she must know what to do in this situation
So I called her up and told her the tale, sincerely hoping I wasn’t causing botheration
She booked a flight before I could finish my explanation, she’s a person deserving of admiration
She showed up at my front door, already having seized the day
Looking hot as hell, like she could almost set the streets ablaze
An exceptional professional; She schooled that ghoul, it creeped away
Not only did she free the space, she also helped me clean the place
Her kindness cannot be erased, got personality in spades
The earth is going to heal, and people like her will lead the way
She keeps cat food in her car, because she likes to feed the strays
Being friends with someone as dope as her is a treat, I say!
Leah:
No way! If you wanna talk ghost-slaying, you’re straight killing my career that was slow-fading
You’re a pro in the studio laying down heat, the main model musician I’m roleplaying
I’m checking Freedom when I should be sleeping, and your “hiis” leave me with a blush and smile
Then I’m up all night and constructing files of notes on your production style
Those schemes you bust put my bars to shame, your flow (as you know) gets a class appraisal
At the function they always ask to play you, but I can’t because I could never pass the Cable
It’s a Bell Garden in a ring with you, ‘cause the dings come through with every hit you do
Sick spit: by you, snare and kick: by you, shit I even stepped up just to get mixed by you
Cable:
This beat is great, and you’re the best part of it; You join a tourney, it becomes star-studded
Your flow is as wavy as your hair; I sense that, for you, more wins are coming
I know as little about Doctor Who as the ERB crew, but I admire your passion
Making better theme tunes than these dudes; You should have their jobs, I think you've surpassed 'em
I've been sick as shit for the past couple days, doing this with you has kept my spirits up
And I'm proud of you for finding out your truth! I'm glad you found the you we're reading here, Leah
I don't stand a chance of beating you, my No. 2 pencil is no match for your pen
So just know that I'll be cheering you on in the comments when you win the tourney again :)
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