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Leah vs Cable
Battle information
Release date November 1, 2022
Number 5
Timeline
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Beat Information
Beat(s) This one I think
BPM 140
Beat producer(s) Leah and I :)
Other information
Actors Leah and I :)
Rappers Leah and I :)
Location(s) i don't fucking know

Holy shit, y'all. Holy fucking goddamn Christing shit, y'all. It's time for another tourney battle i think! This is a fun one, I'm very glad to be in this one

In the battle of up and coming musicians, one of which is clearly better than the other (it's Leah, she's better than me), we got the homie LEAH!!!





going up against ME!!!





I am super hyped to be doing this, Leah is so cool and she did a fucking great job with this! Also we did something neat with this one, we made tourney history. We both produced the beat together as a collaborative effort! I laid down a drum track with a couple different 808 patterns to separate the sections out, then Leah went over it and added additional instrumentation, and then I did the same thing, and then BOOM! We made our own beat, fuck Epistra (jk Epistra is cool). You may find it here (leave my YouTube channel alone, you godless heathens). Leah's verse starts at like 0:13 or something idk, it's when the drop happens.

Leah's lyrics are in this color
My lyrics are in this color

Leah:
Uhhhh hey everyone, Goingthony To Losetano here

And it’s time for a review of Goode Grief, the album of the year

Oh it’s two years old? Shit, congrats on that! We’ll call it the album of the decade!

And like those songs on my preferred streaming service, I’m about to get played

Lovin’ that high synth in Psycho Path and nothing in Cuomo’s catalogue

Contains a hook that’s such a massive bop as what your second track has got

Outdoing Onward’s intro/outro combo’s harder than guitar hits in What’s Happening

And that “feeling isn’t mutual” line on End of the Road? Fucking dazzling

Havin’ a breakdown at the breakdown in Get the Broom and envying Clovers’ feature

Though I’d just feel Out of Place in a track of yours since my skills are so much weaker

Everything I Am? So sweet and vibey! Dust? Oh blimey, they do it again!

And overall for this record, yeah, I think I’m feeling a strong TEN

You know, when folk’ll show you things, you’re so sincere in showing interest

And your reassuring tone almost made me think that I could win this

Trust, when I see mp3’s or m4a’s in my DM from Amont

That’s the cue to cut my tunes, kick up my mood and shut my game off

Cable:
Hi Leah, so good to see ya! Thank you for the kind words on my album

But have you heard your music? Compared to your singing, mine has the effect of a Valium

I can’t outdo your well-versed swell verse, to try is to be remiss

So lemme tell you at home a story of how great of a person my best friend Leah is

You see, my apartment was fucking haunted, it was giving me a strange vexation

Then I remembered Leah hunts ghosts, I figured she must know what to do in this situation

So I called her up and told her the tale, sincerely hoping I wasn’t causing botheration

She booked a flight before I could finish my explanation, she’s a person deserving of admiration

She showed up at my front door, already having seized the day

Looking hot as hell, like she could almost set the streets ablaze

An exceptional professional; She schooled that ghoul, it creeped away

Not only did she free the space, she also helped me clean the place

Her kindness cannot be erased, got personality in spades

The earth is going to heal, and people like her will lead the way

She keeps cat food in her car, because she likes to feed the strays

Being friends with someone as dope as her is a treat, I say!

Leah:
No way! If you wanna talk ghost-slaying, you’re straight killing my career that was slow-fading

You’re a pro in the studio laying down heat, the main model musician I’m roleplaying

I’m checking Freedom when I should be sleeping, and your “hiis” leave me with a blush and smile

Then I’m up all night and constructing files of notes on your production style

Those schemes you bust put my bars to shame, your flow (as you know) gets a class appraisal

At the function they always ask to play you, but I can’t because I could never pass the Cable

It’s a Bell Garden in a ring with you, ‘cause the dings come through with every hit you do

Sick spit: by you, snare and kick: by you, shit I even stepped up just to get mixed by you

Cable:
This beat is great, and you’re the best part of it; You join a tourney, it becomes star-studded

Your flow is as wavy as your hair; I sense that, for you, more wins are coming

I know as little about Doctor Who as the ERB crew, but I admire your passion

Making better theme tunes than these dudes; You should have their jobs, I think you've surpassed 'em

I've been sick as shit for the past couple days, doing this with you has kept my spirits up

And I'm proud of you for finding out your truth! I'm glad you found the you we're reading here, Leah

I don't stand a chance of beating you, my No. 2 pencil is no match for your pen

So just know that I'll be cheering you on in the comments when you win the tourney again :)

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