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Welcome to the 5th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Gomery. Again, thanks to J1coupe for making the ITunes cover. Much appreciated, once again. Today's matchup, I got from this Wiki's Live Chat. I forgot who said it, but one of the people said Scott Pilgrim vs. Taylor Swift, which was then changed to Ramona vs. Taylor, because exes. They've had a lot of them. As I literally just said, it's Ramona Flowers, one of the main protagonists in the film Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, versus Taylor Swift, musician with repetitively-themed songs, in the battle of chicks with tons of exes. (Warning: This one might suck).

RFvTS

Brooke Lawson as Ramona Flowers

Mary Gutfleisch as Taylor Swift

The Battle:[]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GOMERY!!

RAMONA FLOWERS!!

VS!!

TAYLOR SWIFT!!

BEGIN!!

Taylor Swift:[]

You should leave! This could get ugly, but not as much as your face!

I'm about to kick this chick all throughout Subspace!

I'm sending Rammy to her doom! You better step out of the room

Because I've entered this battle to send you to your death, soon!

You'll never see it coming; I'm beating you down in all Swiftness!

Your movie's not about you or Scott; It's about your evil exes!

If you think you can beat me then let me tell you that you're wrong!

You can Glow all you like, I'll just continue writing hit songs!

Ramona Flowers:[]

There's no need to be so Mean since you bring music to shame!

You call yourself a musician? Nope! All your songs are the same!

You need to read up on the facts before you start dissing

Because actual talent is something that you're Wyomissing!

You change boyfriends more often than I change my hairstyle!

The game has just begun, Swift, you're gonna be here for a while!

You've brought this beating upon yourself, Taylor, I hope you're happy!

I'm pulling out a large hammer to show you why they call me Rammy!

Taylor Swift:[]

You can say all day that I don't have any talent,

But at least I'm not a member of Scott Pilgrim's Band!

You're a crazy-haired buffoon with no chance of beating me!

You should leave Pilgrim behind and go back to Lucas Lee!

Ramona Flowers:[]

This is the end for you, Taylor, you can't handle my powers!

Why don't you just get out of here? You can't defeat Ramona Flowers!

Nobody likes your crappy songs! You're lamer than Lil' Wayne!

You've stepped up to the wrong woman and now I'm bringing the pain!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP...BATTLES OF GOMERY!

Poll:[]


Hint to next battle:[]

Aliens. Just...Aliens.

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