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| Battle information | |
| Release date | July 31, 2020 |
| Number | 3 |
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| Next | Ben Shapiro vs Tom MacDonald |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | "Out of Space" |
| BPM | Idk fuck off |
| Beat producer(s) | Profetesa Beats |
| Other information | |
| Actors | Neil Breen |
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| Location(s) | The inside of Iron Man's ass |
What's up DramaAlert nation? I'm your host, Jeff with a G, and I'm here with another installment of Epic Rap Battles That Involve At Least One Character That Nobody Except Me Remembers. This battle pits two space lads against each other. One of them is John Crichton, the main character of the highly underrated Farscape, and the other is Star-Lord, I'm pretty sure you know who he is lol. Once again, I wanna thank my best friend Lemon for the dope-ass cover you see over there and also for absolutely demolishing me in the tourney. I'mma be rooting for you as/if it continues. I also wanna thank my homie Nash for helping me form the ending line. He came up with the idea, and then I rewrote it a bit to make it fit with the rest of the verse. But yee, major thanks to Lemon and Nash! You two are da best <3
You're probably wondering where in the waxed fuck I've been lately. Actually probably not cause who the fuck cares, but I'll tell you anyway! If you remember my last blog, you'll know that my desktop unfortunately bit the dust a little bit before the tourney started. On top of losing damn near everything that I had been working on for years and years, I also had no way of posting new things like. Yeah, I posted that update blog on my phone, but that's different. Update blogs don't need fancy coding and templates, it's just text. I didn't trust that I could do that on my ohone, so I just didn't try. But now, I've managed to get one of the laptops we have at the apartment to work. It runs on Linux, and it means I can finally bring these back so that like four people can read them!
So yeh, the rap battles are back. Pegasus vs Negreanu flopped hard, and I'm thinking it's because I used two really obscure characters that not many people know. So, how do I fix that for this one? By using only one really obscure character that not many people know, of course! Uhh this battle features pretty heavy Farscape spoilers from both the show and the movie, so be warned lol. I realize that maybe three other people here besides me knows what Farscape is, but I still wanted to make it known that there be spoilers. There's also MCU spoilers here, but everyone knows what happens in those movies at this point lol. If you wanna, you can check out my review website and my Spotify or something idk! I'm totally not stalling to fill up space and make sure the opening text exceeds the template!! Not at all!!! Also, I would've made a video for this one, but I couldn't be fuckin bothered lmao. It's not like anyone uses them anyway!
Star-Lord's lyrics will be in red
John Crichton's lyrics will be in brown
Beat: "Out of Space"
The Battle:[]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHO CARES?
JOHN CRICHTON
VS
STAAAAAR-LOOOOOOORD
I GUESS
Star-Lord: (Starts at 0:22)
It's showtime, a-hole! I'm comin' Straight Outta Space
The marvelous ace laying waste to this out of date disgrace
I have the power! The Time Stone won't bring you back from this
After Crichton Kicks the bucket, one more to add to the list
Got the best tunes in the galaxy, there's no space for a breather
Treat victory like your daughter, cause you'll never know either
You had the Henson Company on your side, and you still tanked
Send you to Hell; Give D'Argo my regards, please. Thanks!
John Crichton: (Starts at 0:44)
I won't be Keeping the Peace, long as I have Winona in hand
I'll beat the frell out of this prat until he can't Walk, man
I'm known to burst stars, this is just par for the course
Because my lines are even colder than Yondu's frozen corpse!
Now, don't make me start snappin' and give you the boot, kid
Cause these blasts will get more explosive results than Groot did
Your overrated comic dren makes Disney a lot of money,
But don't forget: You wouldn't be this popular if it weren't for me
Star-Lord: (Starts at 1:06)
No one remembers you! Have fun giving obscurity a whirl
You inspired me, then I passed you, now I'm known across the world!
You flew too close to the Sun moments after your engagement,
The most egregious case of Bad Timing since the cancellation
John Crichton: (Starts at 1:17)
You got half your friends killed, I wouldn't call you a guardian
But at least, when you bit the dust, you could say hi to your mom again
Tame your Ego, starboy. I don't care if people adore ya
Cause your Gunn misfired, then you crashed harder than Gamora
Star-Lord: (Starts at 1:28)
Well, at least I'm memorable! You've been bland since your Premire
I'll put a shot through this worm's hole and send him far away from here!
You had your place back in the day, now you're erased from people's minds,
And then Firefly did your shtick way better in years less time!
John Crichton: (Starts at 1:39)
Calm down, eema, you're Barken up the wrong tree
And you're to talk about blandness, have you heard your soundtracks lately?
You should be killed once and for all, cause, based on the revival rates,
I can see how you lost that weight: Your movies don't have any stakes!
WHO WON?
WHO CARES?
I REALLY WANT SOME TACO BELL
NONSENSE RAP BATTLES OR SOMETHING IDK!!
Polls:[]
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