This is the last DC battle that'll be written by me. After this point, the series will be run by Clock. He's easily the biggest fan, so it was only natural to entrust the series to someone so dedicated. I wish you the best of luck pal.
If you're wondering why the number of this battle is so janked up, it's because this was supposed to be the season 3 premiere. Since I am not getting to that point, I figured that I should not let all that work go to waste.
Thanks for putting up with my battles guys. I hope this finishes on at least a somewhat decent note.
Avvy out.
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GO!
Battle starts at 0:27
The Flash:[]
Fighting me again? Someone needs to be realistic
I beat you twice already, gotta quit being a cynic
But if you’re looking for another race, I’ll lap you start to finish
And you’ll be sinking harder than the time you drowned at the Olympics
You were shining in the 90s but you gotta make a Switch
For someone fast like you, your brain’s not very quick
Brawl with me, and you’ll end up on the bottom of the list
Cause when Barry’s in the zone, all you’re catching is my fist!
You’re a boring blue blur that shouldn’t try to flow
Faster than sound but can’t beat Mario
The 3-D blew up your franchise bro
Now you’re getting owned by Nintendo
Don’t even start me with the starchy Archie cause your X is tripping
You never think before you act, that’s why the Bolt is always winning
And I’m not the type of person that enjoys to be a critic
But you failed already cause your world is post-apocalyptic
Super Sonic:[]
You must be on that chronic. There’s no stoppin Super Sonic!
Nothing’s slowing me down cause I’m sprinting from the comics!
I’ll spin you down into the ground and put you in a mirror maze
Then I’ll be running circles around you ‘til you’re feeling old and dazed
I go hyper when I tap into the speed force. You’ll be wishing
I’d be missing but the savagery I’m dishing makes a killing
Stop your bitching, I’m too metal. Just ask the man Robotnik
You’ll be begging me to stop when I go take the beat and rock it!
Let’s change the topic, Sonic Style. Here comes the boom!
I put 25’s on ya worse than Professor Zoom
I’m the master race, put your ass in place, you’re the last disgrace,
That I’ll erase, and replace your lightning bolt with my shoelace
Born on Christmas Island, I’m a present to the world!
I got Amy (Hi Sonic!) going crazy. You can barely talk to girls!
Don’t flex that deus ex because we all know how it goes
You can sprint around the world a lot but you’re too slow!
The Flash:[]
You just don’t know when to quit, you really don’t have a clue
It’s only a matter of time before you defuse and turn blue
It’s been fun messing around but I got better things to do
And when you’re back to the speed of sound, it’s over for you
Super Sonic:[]
Ah ah ah, looks like someone wasn’t listening
It’s been more than 15 seconds but the jewels are still glistening
I can keep this up forever, but you’re gonna get fatigued
And when that happens, I’ll run you off the track with Sonic Speed!
The Flash:[]
The only thing I’m tired of is your annoying surfer voice
But if you’re not gonna stop then I don’t really have a choice
Super Sonic:[]
(Hahaha!) Now I’ll…
[Sonic runs out of time in his super form, and he reverts back to his standard blue form.]
(1:43)
It’s no use! I’m out of energy, crap!
The Flash:[]
That’s what happens when you don’t know how to stop running your trap
You’re not getting out of this one little rat, your egg is cracked
Knuckles the Echidna:[]
I don’t think so Flash. Don’t worry Sonic, Knuckles’ got your back
No one cares how fast you run cause Sonic is the fastest one
You’ll be struggling to talk after I’ve punctured both your lungs
You’re the fastest in the bedroom, gotta get in better shape
I heard you were burned when you learned Fire’s carpet matched her drapes
I don’t waste my time running from the problems that I face
With my superhuman strength, I put each villain in their place
You’ve been boring since the forties, but my legacy’s foretold
Call me the greatest treasure hunter cause this guy’s struck gold!
Kid Flash:[]
Wally West’s gotta interject. You calling this your best?
You’re looking like a dirty guido with that fluff up on your chest
What good is strength if you can’t hit a target? Don’t be daft
Riding Sonic’s nuts but too irrelevant to Smash!
Living on that lonely island, c’mon dude, get out the fray
You never step into the ring and you’ve been skipping leg day (Burn!)
I made the Team and the League. You barely make the cut
You’re nothing more than a dog so fetch me a stick, red mutt
Miles “Tails” Prower:[]
Well looky here, someone’s quite the subsonic specimen
If we’re talking science then I’m right up in my element
Allow me to instruct you how to run a real experiment
Then the Allen’s may think of you as more than an embarrassment
It’s apparent that you aren’t nearly as fly as Miles Prower
I was named for speed, but brains are my superpower
But you don’t need to be that smart to know a girl isn’t a match
Sorry Wally. You may be fast but Connor beat you to that snatch
Jay Garrick:[]
Age before beauty son, let me show you how it’s done
Garrick’s have been in the barracks since World War I
Made the need for speed, and I decree your speed dash
Don’t hold a candle to the mantle of the OG Flash
In my day we fought to stop Nazi German invasions
Now we’re stuck dealing with colorful genetic mutations
These infestations have got to be dealt with handily
Boys, let’s show them why no one messes with our family
The Flash Family:[]
You three can’t match our speed, our charisma, and intelligence
But we never dread the day you get betrayed by your negligence
Been losing since 06, we already own this
Generate the generations, we’ll slay your bogus clones, bitch!
Your spiritless lyrics are panned by critics and the gamers
Getting rejected by your own fans? That’s a spirit breaker
Project Sonic is a bust, you’re already past your prime
You fakers’ll be stuck in our shadows til the end of time!
Team Sonic:[]
Now we’ll show you creeps the superpower of our teamwork
We brought chaos to the first gen, and we made the dream work
We got the TV, and the comics, and the games, the whole networth
How were you too slow to know Marvel beat you guys to Rebirth?
You three were too impulsive, cause y’all are about to crash
Whether we win or lose, we always come back in a flash!
From Eggman to Mephiles, we always finish what we started
The problem with being faster than light is you always live in darkness
Who Won?[]
Season 1 |
Season 2 |
Season 3 |
Season 4 |
Reverse Flash vs Shadow • DCRB 42 • DCRB 43 • DCRB 44 • DCRB 45 • DCRB 46 • DCRB 47 • DCRB 48 • DCRB 49 • DCRB 50 |
Offseason |
Wonder Woman vs WonderPikachu12 • Rorschach vs L |
News |
Season 2.5 News With Batman • Season 3 News With Avvy • Season 3.5 News With The Question • Season 4 News With Lucid |
The Flash:
Cause ever since the 90s you’ve been getting spanked by Nintendo bro
Maybe you should fix your franchise before you try to gloat
You sound like you got a hipster trapped up in your throat
I could point to your Olympics if we’re talking about a joke
You may be gifted but you’re twisted. You can’t handle the switches
When running fast is your only option then the Bolt is winning
And normally I’m not one to be so tough a critic
Your jump to 3-D almost ended your existence
Fighting me again? C’mon now let’s be realistic
I already beat you twice man, quit being a cynic
But if you’re looking for another race, I’ll lap you start to finish
And you’ll get sunk harder than when you drowned at the Olympics
Barry Allen, I’m the quickest, got forensics, and the riches
Cold as ice on the track, but I’m hotter than a gymnast
You may be gifted but you’re twisted. Can’t handle the switches
How’s it feel being an on and off sexual assault victim? (Ooh)
Don’t even start me with the Archie cause your X is tripping
When running fast is your only option then the Bolt is winning
And normally I’m not one to be so fatalistic
But you already failed your friends cause your world is apocalyptic
Super Sonic:
When I tap into the speed force, I go hyper and you’ll be wishing
I can keep this up forever. You’re gonna get fatigued eventually
Born on Christmas Island, I’m a gift to the entire world
I got the ladies going crazy while you can barely talk to girls
Your deus ex machina won’t save you this time just so you know
Run around the world all you want but you’re still too slow
Knuckles the Echidna:
You may not know the whole story but it’s probably better that way
The master guardian of the emerald is here to save the day
I don’t think so Flash. Don’t worry Sonic, Knuckles’ got your back
It doesn’t matter how fast you run cause Sonic’s already the fastest one
And you’ll be struggling to walk after this animal is done
You’d rather joke than fight but I understand why you’d want to be that way
Must be difficult to keep up when you keep skipping leg day
I don’t waste my time running because I put them in their place
They can’t talk down to me if they got two holes in their face
I don’t need friends, I ride solo. I’m in a league of my own
Call me the world’s greatest treasure hunter cause this guy’s struck gold
Kid Flash:
Wally West’s gotta interject, are you calling this your best?
You’re looking like a dirty European with that fluff on your chest
What good is your strength if you can’t hit me? Don’t be daft
Riding Sonic’s coattails but still too irrelevant to Smash
Living on that lonely island, c’mon dude get out of the fray
You barely lift and it looks like you’ve been skipping leg day (Burn!)
I’ll still lap you thirty times even if you take the shortcuts
You’re nothing more than a dog so fetch me the emerald red mutt
Miles “Tails” Prower:
They killed you off in season 2 and didn’t care about your revival
Impulse:
Back from the future with a blast from the past