Welcome to the 6th installment of DC Rap Battles. It's my pleasure to present the first villain of the series, Lex Luthor, versus the 2016 presumptive Republican presidential candidate and business mogul, Donald Trump. When money talks, you never know what ears will listen.
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Lex Luthor[]
It’s time for you to face a real businessman, DC’s best
One who didn’t need a million dollar head start to taste success
An IQ of single digits pitted against a genius level intellect?
Your hands aren’t big enough to handle this, but I digress
You know nothing about economics, not even the most basic rudiments
If you had kept your money in savings, your net worth would be up 50%
You’re a misogynist, I have a multitude of women working under me
And you’ll be making a grave mistake, if you underestimate Mercy
Donald Trump[]
Alright folks, I’ll tell ya, I’ll tell ya something real funny
This guy killed his parents just for the insurance money
You’re so corrupt, you make Clinton look like a saint
You got all those women, but can’t get with Lois Lane
You can’t stump me! I’ll make you drop out like Ted Cruz
I’m winning this like I won the polls, just check the news
Trump above LexCorp, you’re not in the conversation
Got a shiny bald head, you look like a cancer patient
Lex Luthor[]
You call that drivel a verse you uneducated malcontent?
I have heard more composed speeches from children with speech impediments
My voice alone strikes fear into my enemies, I grant no clemency
You only appeal to rubes that support white supremacy
A man with no standards has no right to be a father
Especially when he can’t stop talking about sex with his own daughter
You confused 9/11 for a store where we buy slushies
Just like your casinos, you will fail everyone in this country
Donald Trump[]
You don’t scare me with your big and fancy words
You’re no different from any politician, actually much worse
You own a monopoly, want to be president, and kill your competition
No one man should have all that power right? Now you listen
You can’t run for office, just look at your skin
I thought I already placed a ban on all the Muslims
I’m making this country great again, and my support is stout
When I throw you off the top of my wall, stay the fuck out!
Lex Luthor[]
C’mon now, do you really think you stand a chance against me?
I have even made the great Man of Steel fall to his knees
I own Metropolis, when it comes to money, you can’t get any bigger
I cannot spare the time to crush a man compared to Hitler
Donald Trump[]
You chunky chasing prick, you can’t win any real fights
Try beating Superman without using kryptonite
Stop trying to own everything, you’re a megalomaniac
Go back to your cave so you can jerk off to Brainiac
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Season 1 |
The Flash vs Sonic • The Atom vs Ant-Man • Katana vs Samurai Jack • Green Lantern vs Frodo Baggins • Green Arrow vs Katniss Everdeen • Lex Luthor vs Donald Trump • Aquaman vs Poseidon • Booster Gold vs Cable • Cyborg vs RoboCop • Batman vs Alucard |
Season 2 |
Season 3 |
Season 4 |
Reverse Flash vs Shadow • DCRB 42 • DCRB 43 • DCRB 44 • DCRB 45 • DCRB 46 • DCRB 47 • DCRB 48 • DCRB 49 • DCRB 50 |
Offseason |
Wonder Woman vs WonderPikachu12 • Rorschach vs L |
News |
Season 2.5 News With Batman • Season 3 News With Avvy • Season 3.5 News With The Question • Season 4 News With Lucid |