This was inspired by the chain from the comments of Epic Rap Battles of History 52. Basically, all rappers in an ERB ever are pit up against each other in an arena to the death.
Rules[]
General[]
- Zeus and Thor, as well as their cameos, are in their regular form, not LEGO.
- Doctor Who is condensed into one participant and cannot regenerate.
- Lyrics will not be counted for moves (e.g., no one can defend themselves from Hitchcock "once he presents").
- Contestants are allowed any cameos associated with them to help. For example, Capone his Gangsters, Mr. T the A-team members, and Kirk is allowed Spock and Sulu.
- Steven Speilberg's t-rex, for the sake of simplicity, is counted as a real, living t-rex, not a mechanical or CGI creature.
Fighter Descriptions[]
- The weapons topic covers anything plausible to fight with the person can use, not just literal weapons like axes.
- Fighter descriptions must be written in full sentences. Lists will not be added to the sections below. It doesn't need to be a paragraph, just not "can do this, has that, with that one cameo as backup".
- Fighter descriptions cannot account for in-game alliances in the "weapons" section, but one's persuasive abilities and other personality characterstics can be listed.
Weaponry and other Details[]
- The only weapons allows are those seen in battle, and their own physical capabilities.
- For example, no armies for Stalin, Hitler, etc., but Mercury can use his microphone stand, Babe Ruth his baseball bat, et cetera.
- As well as this, Gandhi and Tesla can use their fire breathing and electricity conducting abilities shown in battle.
- Zeus, Thor, Goku and Superman's attacks used in their series/stories count as physical attacks and can be used (except for Spirit Bomb and Superman's newest ability).
- Anything specifically belonging to a person in their location is allowed for fighting (the DeLorean is allowed ((but is not allowed to time travel)), Speilberg's t-rex, etc).
- The only exception to this is the TARDIS, as it was Doctor Who's background itself, and time traveling would make the fight too unfair. He does, however, still have his Sonic Screwdriver.
- Everyone with a gun is allowed 6 spare reloads. Kim Jong-Il's rocket launcher has 6 spare rockets.
- Quentin Tarantino and Bonnie & Clyde are allowed their car due to Doc Brown being allowed his DeLorean. As well as this, Napoleon Bonaparte is granted his horse, Wright Brothers their plane, Napoleon Dynamite his liger, Vader his skimmer, Michael Bay his helicopter, Abe Lincoln his eagle, and Speilberg his tyrannasaurus rex.
- People are allowed to pick up discarded weapons and use corpses as shields.
- Every person with no listed weapons has "Default Human Fighting Capabilities" as their only choice, other than above mentioned foraging.
- For the sake of convenience, Terminator gets both ED-209.
Scenarios[]
- Scenarios must be in full sentences.
- The placement of one's likeliness is, in the description, based on if the fight went from strongest to weakest. Factors will be mentioned in the Scenarios only.
- To make it fair in scenarios, a person leading cameos loses when they die, regardless the numbers of their cameos left. What happens then is up to the scenario.
Fighters[]
I made this section primarily to debate individual fighters. Open the tabs to look for people.
Scale:
Almost Impossible- Highly unlikely, only mentioned due to a prop they have being more than a small stick-like object.
Unlikely- Given the odds against them, these characters have very little chance.
Possible- It can be seen happening in theory.
Likely- It is more than possible, such as those with weapon advantages.
Very Likely- It's pretty much guaranteed. Used only for the superhuman and gods.
Adolf Hitler
Weapons: Luger
Strengths: Although everyone hates him, he does have a weapon, which is apparently strong enough to kill or injure Boba Fett. This can help him last longer than many give him credit for, although not in the final 20 or so, unless his gun actually can kill Boba Fett despite his armor, being useful against people like Darth Vader, Master Chief, and even cars.
Best Case Scenario: Hitler manages to kill off Boba Fett, Vader, and Master Chief, possibly get their weapons, and massacre opponents as long as he can. If not, he can at least last long enough to survive to the final 50 with Capone, Blackbeard, Wallace, et cetera.
Worst Case Scenario: Everyone decides to kill him because, well, you know, he's Hitler.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely-Possible
Darth Vader
Weapons: A lightsaber, the Force, skimmer, Boushh suit, 13 Stormtroopers, ability to turn people into carbonite(?), Boba Fett
Strengths: For starters, Darth Vader has a sword made out of light that can cut pretty much anything less than some strong steel. And he has the Force, which is pretty much telekinesis with heightened senses. Along with this, Boba Fett is practically at his every command in the fight. His skimmer acts as bonus transport. his boushh suit can act as extra protection, as well as a jetpack. His Stormtroopers can act as fodder at the start and gather weapons to stall stronger opponents later.
Best case scenario: He starts annhilating some people the first couple of rounds, flying above the bloodshed and lasting to round four if a powerful person doesn't already get him. His Stormtroopers, if all survive thus far, go to the ground and scavenge for weapons, then buy Vader some time by distracting the weaker opponents while he and Boba take on stronger ones.
Worst case scenario: He gets sneak attacked, and his breathing mechanism breaks, suffocating.
Possibility to last half way: Likely
Abraham Lincoln
Weapons: Giant eagle, spear-tipped axe
Strengths: With his eagle, Lincoln can soar above everyone and wait out the majority, or decide to suicide bomb everyone. He can also let his bird shit on everything. Even if he loses his bird, say he manages to survive, he has a spear-tipped axe (Vader vs Hitler 3) that he can fend himself with for a short time.
Best Case Scenario: Lincoln flies away high enough and fast enough to wait out the regular humans below, then moves in to finish off those left. He can also use his eagle to swoop in and pick up/drop, stab, or otherwise injure fighters while managing to stay out of harm's way.
Worst Case Scenario: Lincoln's eagle (and possibly him) are killed by Superman, Goku, or someone who can fly, or by Kim's rockets. Also, someone like Eastwood, Capone, and Clyde could snipe Lincoln from afar.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible-Likely
Chuck Norris
Weapons: His martial art training
Strengths: Chuck Norris has had multiple years of training in multiple martial arts, and even made up his own. This can come in handy, as well as his ability to grow in size in the battle, making him very lethal. However, he is very old, and the growing may not be counted.
Best Case Scenario: Chuck Norris grows in size and kicks everyone's ass.
Worst Case Scenario: Bruce Lee or anyone else kills him before he does so/and he can't grow.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely-Very Likely
Hulk Hogan
Weapons: Sheer strength
Strengths: Hulk Hogan is a very well built fighter, well equipped with the knowledge to mess people up. However, without and decent weapons, he is left with the off chance who he's fighting has no basic physical strength or a weapon. With Macho Man on his side, the two can work together as a tag team, going through multiple people at a time.
Best Case Scenario: He and Macho Man injure enough people, weakening them for the people with weapons, possibly having a few kills of their own on absolutely helpless fighters.
Worst Case Scenario: Someone with a weapon finishes him off.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Macho Man
Weapons: Sheer strength
Strengths: As with Hogan, Macho Man is very strong physically, and an experience wrestler. Also, like Hogan, he has no weapons, thus is stuck fighting people like Ali and Bruce Lee, those with only their physical strength to abide by.
Best Case Scenario: He and Hulk Hogan injure enough people, weakening them for the people with weapons, possibly having a few kills of their own on absolutely helpless fighters.
Worst Case Scenario: Someone with a weapon finishes him off.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Kim Jong-Il
Weapons: Rocket launcher
Strengths: A rocket from one of these can at the least deafen someone at close range. It can also destroy limbs, heads, torsos, and even whole bodies if aimed right. However, due to the fact that Kim only has 6 spare, he has to be resourceful on when he uses them, and is vulnerable to being targetted because of immense power and being a weak human otherwise.
Best Case Scenario: Everyone fights in big groups, allowing Kim to severly injure multiple hoardes at once, leaving him with the larger targets and superhumen left.
Worst Case Scenario: Kim Jong-Il gets trigger happy and wastes his rockets on larger topics like Lincoln's eagle or cars, leaving him weaponless in seconds flat. Or, he is murdered early on.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible
Beethoven
Weapons: Piano
Strengths: Beethoven's piano can function as a giant rock to crush people or a shield to buy him time. However, besides having a huge piano to lift up making him vulnerable, Beethoven is deaf, meaning sneaking up on him is easier than anyone else.
Best Case Scenario: He hides behind his piano long enough to grab a weapon and hope for the best.
Worst Case Scenario: Jack the Ripper (or anyone) sneaks up on him and kills him.
Possibility of lasting half way: Almost impossible
Genghis Khan
Weapons: Sword, eight descendants
Strengths: Genghis Khan is very infamous for his ruthless fighting, as well as other activities. His sword can help him against weaker opponents with minor skills, and his descendants can help buy him time against stronger foes, but with just a helmet to protect him against violent fighters such as Wallace and Leonidas, Khan has little hope other than nobody targets him until the powerless are gone.
Best Case Scenario: Khan manages to use his descendants to distract stronger, more numbering foes, while he finishes off people like Bieber and Poe.
Worst Case Scenario: Someone with the upper hand axes him off, leaving him dead too early.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Napoleon Bonaparte
Weapons: Sword, bowl, mixer, horse
Strengths: Napoleon Bonaparte is somewhat of a fairly known leader, he has a sword and a steed to last him a bit. Having experience in battles before, he would probably be able to last a while by avoiding large fights, and go around harming weaker fighters to pass the time. However, other leaders like George Washington and Leonidas, when compared to him, have something he doesn't: A group of fighters to help him. Plus, he can make some meringue to pass the time.
Best Case Scenario: Napoleon kills off the weaker enemies and lasts long enough, and makes a mean meringue to eat while he waits.
Worst Case Scenario: Napoleon is called short, and in a fit of rage, charges at the person who insulted him, only to be killed.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Napoleon Dynamite
Weapons: Ninja misc., liger
Strengths: Napoleon Dynamite may be a really weak person on his own, but give him ninja-related weaponry and a liger, and you've got a formidable foe. Sure, he may not be top 20 material, but a vicious cat is enough to finish a few people off.
Best Case Scenario: Napoleon's liger works with him and he doesn't have to rely on his half-assed ninja skills, and lasts as long as he can.
Worst Case Scenario: The liger ditches him immediately, leaving him to fend for himself.
Possibility of lasting half way: Almost Impossible-Possible
Gandalf
TBA
Dumbledore
TBA
Dr. Seuss
Weapons: Paint brush, his mind
Strengths: Even with no weapons, no fighting abilities, and no superior intellect, Seuss still has an advantage that no other opponent has: The ability to create life. With a visionary mind of Seuss, he can "draw up" an army of his characters in a book, even though all of them have no lethal weapons.
Best case Scenario: Seuss makes an army big enough to overmatch human opponents.
Worst case Scenario: He dies immediately since his only weapon is a paint brush, and he cannot create life efficiently enough.
Possibility to last half way: Unlikely-Likely
Mr. T
Weapons: His strength, phone, shovel, gravestone, jewelry, A-Team
Strengths: Mr. T can use his shovel to smash people's heads, and the chains can work as a slight ranged weapon. His knuckle dusters can take out someone's eye if he lands a punch right. The A-Team also have valuable knowkedge on weapons such as firearms, and can help him fight once there are weapons available.
Best Case Scenario: His jewels manage him enough time to grab more weapons.
Worst Case Scenario: Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee step up to him.
Possibility of Lasting Halfway: Unlikely
Columbus
Weapons: A ship, a model ship, telescope, a sword, large flag of Spain
Strengths: His ship gives him a tactical advantage in defence and its cannons give him a powerful ranged weapon, his model ship could very well blind a foe in a one on one fight, his telescope could give him sight of any enemies coming at him, and his sword and flag could be duel wielded in a disorient-kill combination as well as using either to stab foes. For Spain!
Best Case Scenario: His ship provides him with cover from his more powerful foes and uses his cannon to take out a number of enemies, however the top level people still take him out.
Worst Case Scenario: Kim blasts his ship, or people board it while he's not paying attention.
Possibility of half way: Likely
Captain Kirk
Weapons: A phaser, contact to U.S.S. Enterprise, Spock and Sulu
Strengths: Unlike most guns, Kirk can use phaser to kill/incapacitate opponents. His contact with the Enterprise can provide him with intellect from Spock.
Best Case Scenario: He uses his phaser to eliminate several opponents and his connections with Spock to cheat around enemy attacks.
Worst Case Scenario: Someone else with guns (Master Chief, Hitler, Bonnie and Clyde, etc.) shoot him first.
Possibility of Lasting Halfway: Likely
Master Chief
Weapons: Assault Rifle, Halo Ship
Strengths: Being the futuristic man he is, Master Chief has an automatic gun from the future. Due to his suit, Chief also has almost superhuman physical abilites, such as jumping and flying/levitating. His suit provides him more than enough protection, and his ship is more than enough to aid him in surviving.
Best Case Scenario: Chief uses his ship to wait out the beginning portion, and dives in to kill off those smart and strong enough to survive the onslaught of the unarmed (Washington, Leonidas, et cetera), and uses his ship further to take down otherwise pathetic competitors such as Bay and Lincoln.
Worst Case Scenario: Chief goes into the battle unprepared and gets the glass part of his suit show, risking his life.
Possibility to last half way: Likely
Leonidas
Weapons: Sword, shield, broken vase, helmet, 10 Spartans (all who have a sword and either a shield or helmet, occasionally both)
Strengths: A battle trained warrior, natural leader, peak physical condition, brilliant tactician, with his sword and shield he can take out most foes with melee weaponry, his armour would be highly valuable protecting him from a backstab by Jack the Ripper or such, and his helmet would be useful, not to mention the vase would be good as a one-time projectile to distract an enemy with a gun. His loyal soldiers, however, are loyal and will most likely protect him with their lives, and being well armed and somewhat protected, won't go down easily.
Best Case Scenario: He takes out William Wallace, George Washington, Al Capone and some other weaponised targets before taken out in a later wave. His Spartans also take out a few, and if all goes well, he survives longer than them into the final 20 or so.
Worst Case Scenario: Loses to a gunned/superpowered individual or William Wallace quickly.
Possibilty of lasting halfway: Possible-Likely
Mario Brothers
Weapons: Shrooms, Tanuki leaves
Strengths: The two can use their given powerups to grow and stomp people, as well as fly away. As well as this, they can stomp people, instantly killing them. This and they can jump pretty high up. Besides this, they can pick up people like Bowser by the tail and swing him with no trouble.
Best Case Scenario: The brothers use their powerups well, massacring everyone with their feet.
Worst Case Scenario: Luigi runs off like a coward, and Mario doesn't use his powerups, getting finished off fast, but not before Luigi. Because he's a coward.
Possibility of lasting half way: Likely
Wright Brothers
Weapons: Plane
Strengths: The plane isn't much other than dive bombing, as it doesn't have an engine to keep it afloat, and taking off in it would put you in serious harm. Along with large attacks from the more powerful opponents, you're practically a walking goose.
Best Case Scenario: Their plane takes off, and they survive for a measly minute before it's shot down or they land right into a rocket launcher.
Worst Case Scenario: Anyone with any superpowers hits the plane and them before they manage flight.
Possibility of lasting half way: Almost Impossible
HAL 9000
Weapons: Computer controlling and manipulating abilities
Strengths: HAL is able to control any computer, no matter the size. This does seem threatening, but in reality, only Stephen Hawking has much to control. Therefor, all he can really do is mess with Hawking.
Best Case Scenario: HAL takes over Stephen and runs people over, or makes him say profanities and upset people.
Worst Case Scenario: He doesn't do anything.
Possibility of lasting half way: Almost impossible
Doc Brown
TBA
Doctor Who
TBA
Bruce Lee
Weapons: Martial arts training, chair, nun-chucks
Strengths: A very skilled martial artist, he is both very agile and strong, able to outsmart and outpower any opponent. However, his moves do not quickly kill people, and he can only fight to increase his survival instead of rapidly killing off opponents. His chair can be used to bash people or protect himself.
Best Case Scenario: Bruce Lee manages to injure people enough to make them moving targets, and outsmart the stronger opponents and dodge enough attacks. Later on, he picks up weapons, such as Abe's, and incorporates them into his moves, allowing him to actually kill opponents.
Worst Case Scenario: He's killed off too early, makes a wrong move, or too many people target him at once.
Possibility of lasting half way: Likely
Clint Eastwood
Weapons: Revolver
Strengths: Being the renowned spaghetti Western actor he is, he's known for at least being able to feign shooting people accurately. Having a gun is a bonus in a competition where most huge threats rely on hand-to-hand combat. However, Eastwood is not alone on having a gun, and is far from the strongest physically, being very old.
Best Case Scenario: Clint Eastwood fends off the larger threats and manages to wipe out the weaker fighters.
Worst Case Scenario: Eastwood is shot or snuck up on, and killed early.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible
Batman
Weapons: Bat devices (assuming in pockets of belt)
Strengths: While no Superman, Batman is very intelligent and cunning, allowing for more serious takes on the moment. He can also use anything in his belt, from batarangs to a smoke grenade. This, combined with his ability to survive long falls (as seen in battle) makes him a rather dangerous opponent. However, unlike Goku, Zeus, et cetera, his strength follows the bound of humans.
Best Case Scenario: Batman manages to skate through using his mass of weapons in his pockets, and if possible, steal Lincoln's eagle. He can also use dropped weapons as his own, and outsmart opponents who are more concerned on the death of others than the life of their own.
Worst Case Scenario: Batman dies too early due to a powerful attack.
Possbility of lasting half way: Likely
Robin
Weapons: Gadgets in his belt
Strengths: Trained by Batman, Robin has knowledge of fighting crime and people in makeup. If the two team up, Robin has the ability to last longer than he would on his own, due to being young and kind of helpless. With his rope, he can also scale the side of the arena to stay safe for a bit.
Best Case Scenario: Robin teams up with Batman to get ahead, scales the side of the arena, and lasts until Batman leaves to move on or the two are targetted.
Worst Case Scenario: Robin is denied teaming up with Batman and dies early.
Possibiliy of Lasting Halfway: Possible
Moses
TBA
Santa Claus
TBA
Nikola Tesla
TBA
Lance Armstrong
TBA
Babe Ruth
TBA
Mozart
Weapons: Cello, violin
Strengths: While not traditional weapons, musical instruments can last long enough to seriously harm some people. His cello can knock someone out if not flat out snap their neck, and his violins can function as one use melee. Bows can be used to gouge eyes and stab through ears, and possibly function as an actual bow. Along with this, a cello can perform as a last second sheild to most regular bullets. If he can last it long enough, he can scavenge for better weapons.
Best Case Scenario: Mozart plays it safe long enough, shielding himself and only attacking when necessary. Once the field clears out, he can grab a better weapon and hope for the best.
Worst Case Scenario: Mozart is finished off too early, or his cello breaks and he loses his violin too quickly.
Skrillex
Weapons: Table, Transformation (Scary Monster)
Strengths: Even though Skrillex isn't as big of a threat as most contenders, he does have couple surprising weapons, the table, and the ability to transform into a scary monster. Skrillex's table works in similar ways to Beethoven's piano, but Skrillex's uncanny ability to transform into a scary monster also renders him a bit more of threat towards some of the weaker competitors, with the ability to either scare them away or use the form as a maneuver, or way of attack.
Best Case Scenario: Skrillex manages to kill off some of the weaker opponents with his scary monster form, like Napoleon or Mr. Rogers, while his table acts as a form of defense against bullets from Adolf Hitler, staying quietly until he can get better weapons.
Worst Case Scenario: Everyone gangs up on him before he can transform into a scary monster.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely-Possible
Boba Fett
Weapons: Rocket Launcher, blaster, flamethrower grenades, lightsaber
Strengths: A bounty hunter, he's equipped with pretty much any weapon he can get, as well as enough to seriously damage the competition. On Vader's side, he is pretty much safe as long as he and Vader stay on agreements and he manages to whittle down competition with him.
Best Case Scenario: See Vader.
Worst Case Scenario: He gets shot by Hitler, and screams. His deus machina.
Possibility to last half way: Likely
Al Capone
Weapons: Tommy gun (Ad spot), cigar, 3 gangsters, rum, Edward Kenway
Strengths: Capone is a very strategical leader, and efficient with getting things done quickly. Knowing how a fight can go and how to run a business, Capone is prepared with two Tommy Guns, one he can share with one of his loyal gang members. Besides this, he has rum bottles, which can make for good melee weapons both intact and broken. As well as this, he has the upper hand of having a trained assassin- Edwary Kenway.
Best Case Scenario: Al Capone lends one of his gangsters a gun, and the two take on powerful armed foes, raiding them of their weapons, while Kenway makes quick work of opponents strong and weak. Eventually, they have most, if not all, weapons at their fingertips, and can just sit back while the inevitable falls into place.
Worst Case Scenario: Capone is shot up before he can do anything, Kenway is killed by the Gods, and his gangsters are left without a leader.
Possibility to last half way: Possible-likely
Blackbeard
Weapons: 3 pistols, 2 swords, 3 pirates (one with a sword), the Queen Anne's Revenge
Strengths: While not the most attractive, Blackbeard does come prepared- with three pistols and two daggers to be exact. One of his pirate friends has a sword as well, and can aid him in combat. If this isn't enough, they have a whole ship, laced with 40 cannons, which can practically decimate the competition. However, his basic bounds are that of a mortal sailor, and his rather outlandish style could wind him up in a terrible situation.
Best Case Scenario: Blackbeard and his crew hijack or eliminate Columbus's boat, monopolize the entire battle, and go through opponents like toothpicks while minding the tough guys. Not only does he reserve ammo, but he can watch his crew's back while they pillage for weapons, and possibly use Columbus's ship as his own.
Worst Case Scenario: Blackbeard's ship is destroyed instantly, and he's left with little to no crew, and with nothing left to keep him grounded, goes insane and goes through the competition not thinking.
Possibility to last half way: Likely
Miley Cyrus
Weapons: Sledgehammer, giant teddy bear, summoning Miley Stewart and Lilly Truscott
Strengths: Miley could dish out some damage with the sledgehammer and protect herself by using the giant teddy bear as a shield, even though it would eventually fall apart after too much abuse. If things get too tough for her, she could call upon Miley Stewart and Lilly Truscott to help, although they probably wouldn't be of much use.
Best Case Scenario: Miley uses the giant teddy bear to protect herself from powerful attacks, tiring out her opponents so she can get in close with the sledgehammer for a few kills. She could also use Miley Stewart and Lilly Truscott as bait to get opponents to waste their time dealing with them first, giving her a little more time to live.
Worst Case Scenario: Miley spends too much time taunting weaker opponents by twerking and sticking out her tongue that she gets ambushed and quickly killed off.
Possibility of lasting half way: Impossible
Joan of Arc
TBA
Bob Ross
Weapons: Paint brush with the ability to paint himself a background, easel
Strengths: While not incredibly strong, Bob Ross can paint himself into one of his famous happy little paintings, leaving him with potentially infinite supplies. Trees, rivers, mountains, and bushes could give him possibly all of the time in the world to hide and craft weaponry, or get people lost and die from starvation.
Best Case Scenario: Bob Ross paints a landscape, runs away into it, and hides, while making weapons from trees, bushes, and everything in his paintings.
Worst Case Scenario: Bob Ross is axed off quickly.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible
Muhammad Ali
Weapons: Boxing gloves
Strengths: As a boxer, Muhammad Ali as a simple but effective fighting style. He has large amounts of strength and agility for a mortal. He has no powers, however.
Best Case Scenario: Muhammad Ali takes out some weak people, and even manages to take out someone with a gun and take their weapons.
Worst Case Scenario: He tries to fight someone with a sword, or a gun, or godlike powers, and loses quickly.
Possibility to last half way: Almost impossible
Michael Jordan
TBA
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Weapons: Spooky scary skeletons, basic spirit/ghost abilities
Strengths: Being a ghost, he can scare people, as well as possess, hide in, go through, and haunt people. However, he is weak to the Ghostbusters capturing him and eliminating him almost immediately.
Best Case Scenario: Yet to Come survives long enough for the busters to die, possesses someone such as Zeus, and massacres everyone, then forces Zeus to kill himself. Or he could give people paranoia, suicidal thoughts, and madness. Thirdly, he manages to mess with several peoples psyche while the Ghostbusters are distracted by Stay Puft.
Worst Case Scenario: The Ghostbusters collect him instantly, rendering him out quick.
Possibility to last halfway: Almost impossible-very likely
The Christmas Special Ghosts
Weapons: Trump has a suitcase, all others have nothing
Strengths: Kanye, Morgan, and Trump all are dead in their battles, hence ghosts. Despite not being physical entities, they can haunt and disturb people throughout the game, causing many people to lose their focus, even Capone, Vader, and Leonidas are susceptible to this. Trump's suitcase can also fake out lots of people.
Best Case Scenario: The ghosts team up with Kubrick, Yet to Come, and Stay Puft, and haunt everyone.
Worst Case Scenario: Ghostbusters.
Rick Grimes
Weapons: Revolver
Strengths: Being very survival-instinct, Rick can not only last longer than others using his mind, but would probably be one of the only if not the only to go for dropped weapons. However, like most contestants, he is limited by basic human capabilities.
Best Case Scenario: He is able to last through the first two major massacres, and gather enough dropped weapons to fend off people such as Al Capone and Nikola Tesla.
Worst Case Scenario: He dies too early due to not using his instincts.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible
Walter White
Weapons: RV, Blue Sky
Strengths: Cancer decreases his viability as a fighter, however he can handle his own, and can create alliances or debiltate foes with his Blue Sky, and his RV can run over anyone bar Goku, Superman, gods, Yet to Come, and Stay Puft.
Best Case Scenario: Takes out some of those with a weapon before getting taken out by a high level or one of those with an explosive such as Bay, Mythbusters or Kim Jong-Il.
Worst Case Scenario: Is taken out fairly quickly by Kim Jong-Il before running over many foes.
Possibilty of lasting half way: Unlikely-Possible
Goku
Weapons: All of his abilities bar Spirit Bomb due to debatable ability
Strengths: Goku is one of, if not the, most powerful characters known to man. He is often compared to (as we all know) Superman and are debated over who is stronger. Regardless, Goku's abilities can wipe out hundreds of competitors if he focuses enough. Even people like Vader, Moses, and Gandalf are weak compared to him.
Best Case Scenario: Goku lasts to the final 4 and dukes it out with Superman.
Worst Case Scenario: One of the Gods or Superman kills him off early and people laugh because "he died early".
Possibility of lasting half way: Highly likely
Superman
Weapons: All of his abilities (too many to list)
Strengths: Superman is beyond well known for being a strong force to reckon with. Flying, laser eyes, superhumen strength, and just being flat out ripped are among some of his most prominent powers. This among with his iconic name are enough to make people fear him. Even the strongest such as Dumbledore, Darth Vader, and Master Chief have little chance against him.
Best Case Scenario: Superman lasts to the final 4 and dukes it out with Goku.
Worst Case Scenario: One of the Gods or Goku kills him off early and people laugh because "he died early".
Possibility of lasting half way: Highly likely
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Weapons: Teleportation
Strengths: While not completely strong, his chalk-equation teleportation can buy him time. He is rather intelligent, so he would most likely grab weapons from the center.
Best Case Scenario: He teleports frequently enough to buy himself time.
Worst Case Scenario: There are no chalk equations to teleport to.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
George Washington
Weapons: Sword, several soldiers (all with a musket), axe (cameo and Youtube ad), cannon with at least 19 cannonballs to spare (Youtube ad; estimated amount)
Strengths: George Washington is a soldier, and his soldiers came armed with muskets. Not to mention, he has an axe, machete, and even a cannon. These weapons can guarantee him a spot far in the competition, but with one problem: the cannon is a huge, bulky weapon that is slow at moving and somewhat primitive.
Best Case Scenario: Reserving his cannon, Washington takes on the weaker opponents in melee combat, saving his soldiers ammo, then use the cannon for the next rank of fighters, and utilizing the bullets only on the toughest of the competition.
Worst Case Scenario: Washington and his whole army are quickly taken down, most likely while arming and moving the cannon.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible-likely
William Wallace
Weapons: A sword, three Scottsmen (one with a mace, two with a club; or 2 with a mace, one with a club), Bagpipes (Youtube ad)
Strengths: Being very well trained and very courageous, Wallace could last quite a while. He knows techniques that could wipe out many of the competition and their mounts and he is very intimidating and he's a very good speaker. Together with his three Scotts, all armed with clubs and maces, he can last far enough to make it into the top 50 or higher.
Best Case Scenario: He gets his Scottsmen take on vital opponents, and they decimate the competition in the name of Scottland.
Worst Case Scenario: Captured, then emasculated by Jack the Ripper or shot with a ranged weapon.
Possibility of Lasting Halfway: Likely
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Weapons: Nunchucks, Ninjat, Sais, and Bo Staff
Strengths: The quartet works very well as a team, as Leonardo could strategize, Donatello's intellegence can make new weapons out of broken weapons in the battle, and Ralph is a excellent brawler.
Best Case Scenario: If all goes well, Leonardo's startegy could get them very far.
Worst Case Scenario: Michaelangelo could screw things up leading them vunerable to be jumped on by The Mario Bros.
Possibility to last halfway: Possibly
Ghostbusters
Weapons: Basic Ghostbuster equiptment (Capture units, proton packs, etc.)
Strengths: The most they can do is eliminate some of the hugest threats, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Yet to Come. Other than that, they're rather defensless and weak without destroying the universe and losing by default.
Best Case Scenario: The Ghostbusters capture Yet to Come and Stay Puft, and beat the shit out of everyone with their proton packs.
Worst Case Scenario: The Ghostbusters are killed off too early and Stay Puft and YTC kill everyone. Good job, guys.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Weapons: None
Strengths: Due to being the largest character, he could make the most damage by stepping on them. However, due to being a ghost, the Ghostbusters could rid him quickly.
Best Case Scenario: Stay Puft steps on all of them in one spot, making the top 10-20 arrive fast.
Worst Case Scenario: Ghostbusters cross the streams and kill him instantly, or Superman with heat vision, Vader with his saber, or anyone with fire related attacks could turn him into a melted marshmallow and could be turned to a VERY large supplies for smores as well as slow competitors.
Possibility to last halfway: Unlikely-Very Likely
Mythbusters
Weapons: Dynamite
Strengths: Having much experience with explosive equipment and the ability to create makeshift items to help with their myths, the Mythbusters can use their knowledge to deceive opponents into, say a trap, killing them. However, the Mythbusters will have very few of their materials since most of them are not shown in battle. Not to mention they have no fighting skill and are human.
Best case scenario: The Mythbusters find enough high tech equipment to make powerful and lethal traps to take out bigger contenders.
Worst Case Scenario: They cannot find enough scraps to make lethal enough traps. Or their traps are faulty and backfire on them, killing them.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely-Possible
Bonnie And Clyde
Weapons: Shotgun, pistol, car
Strengths: The two have a car, making transportation and avoiding direct hits easier margianally. Depending on who is driving, Clyde can hit people from afar with his shotgun, or Bonnie can stall opponents closeup enough to run them over. However, the car makes for poor weapon pick up, and with one window open anyone patient enough can snipe the one currently shooting. As well as this, their car is rather old, older than Tarantino's and Doc Brown's.
Best Case Scenario: Bonnie and Clyde hit enough people to narrow the game down, and Clyde uses his shotgun to take care of opponents from a distance.
Worst Case Scenario: Their car blows up with them in it, or Clyde is sniped while firing, losing his shotgun in the process.
Possbility of lasting half way: Likely
Romeo and Juliet
Weapons: Dagger, poison bottle
Strengths: Romeo and Juliet are pretty weak and poor off, being first targets due to this. Besides Juliet's dagger, the duo is poor compared to others, and being together make them easy targets, as well as the possibility of suicide due to the other dying, meaning one probably won't outlast the other too much.
Best Case Scenario: Romeo laces Juliet's dagger with poison and they fend off far enough with that, then wait out the slaughter using weapons they scavenged. Or Juliet feigns death long enough and well enough to pass through most phases. However, this may leave here particularly outmatched when she decides to "revive".
Worst Case Scenario: The two get killed off early, doing nothing to fend off people, and die sad.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Zeus
TBA
Thor
TBA
Jack the Ripper
Weapons: Knife
Strengths: Jack the Ripper, despite being an notorious serial killer, is rather poor off, as he has a knife versus Master Chief, Goku, Al Capone, and even people with unconventional weapons, such as Mozart with a cello, and Miley Cyrus with her sledgehammer, which reach further and can crush someone's skull.
Best Case Scenario: Jack the Ripper manages to paralyze a few unsuspecting people before a really powerful person manages to wipe him out.
Worst Case Scenario: Anyone with a bigger weapon gets to him in the First Wave.
Possibility of lasting half way: Unlikely
Hannibal Lecter
Weapons: Dolley, martial arts skills
Strengths: Hannibal is very intelligent, but unlike people such as Einstein and Newton, whose intelligence is their only chance, Lecter is also good at martial arts. As well as this, he's a skilled surgeon. While not on Chief or Vader's level, he's not a foe to be ignored.
Best Case Scenario: His intellect and martial arts skills save him time enough to snatch some weapons and begin to scheme, patching himself up along the way.
Worst Case Scenario: He dies before he even begins to think of eating anyone.
Possibility of lasting half way: Possible
Steven Spielberg
TBA
Quentin Tarantino
Weapons: Car, director's chair, coffee mug
Strengths: While having no good weapons in hand to hand combat, he does have a car to run over opponents and decrease the combatants noticeably. However, he is prone to powerful attacks entrapping him in the car, and if he is without it, he loses any protection and becomes fodder.
Best Case Scenario: Tarantino kills enough opponents to manage a gun, and uses it in a drive-by like fashion to take care of more people.
Worst Case Scenario: His car is blown up, or he is sniped.
Possibility of lasting half way: Likely
Stanley Kubrick
Weapons: Tricycle
Strengths: Kubrick was credited to be played by his ghost, hence ghosts. Despite not being a physical entity, he can haunt and disturb people throughout the game, causing many people to lose their focus, even Capone, Vader, and Leonidas are susceptible to this. Using his tricycle, he can startle others.
Best Case Scenario: Kubrick teams up with the four Christmas special ghosts, Yet to Come, and Stay Puft, and haunt everyone.
Worst Case Scenario: Ghostbusters.
Michael Bay
Weapons: Helicopter
Strengths: While no hand-to-hand weapons, he has a helicopter, suitable for camping out the onslaught below, providing people such as Lincoln don't fly up to him and bother him. Otherwise, he's only vulnerable to those who can manage to hit him.
Best Case Scenario: Bay manages to wait the battles out far enough, fly to the battle ground, grab some weapons, and continue wait it out, and slash at those who can fly with the helicopter blades.
Worst Case Scenario: Zeus, Thor, Superman, Goku, or Master Chief shoots him down.
Possibility to last halfway: Possible
Bill & Ted
TBA
Lewis & Clark
TBA
Houdini
TBA
David Copperfield
TBA
RoboCop
TBA
Terminator
TBA
Julius Caesar
TBA
Shaka Zulu
Weapons: Iwisa, a shield, and a fuckton of Impis/Zulu Warriors
Strengths: If nothing else, Shaka Zulu has a huge army behind him. With numbers into the hundreds possibly, he could make short work of everyone, losing at most a small fraction of his men to the other armed contestants. With the superhumen and magic-wielding fighters, that's another story. Even more, Shaka Zulu is a very well trained and organized warrior himself. As they say in Civ V, all aboard the Impi Pain Train.
Best case scenario: Zulu absolutely massacres everyone with his numbers, lasting until the battle dwindles to only the superhumen and the powerhouses such as Superman, Terminator, et cetera.
Worst case scenario: Zulu dies early, leaving his army with no one to lead them, possibly falling into the hands of someone else.
Possibility to last half way: Likely
Gordon Ramsay
TBA
Julia Child
TBA
James Bond
TBA
Austin Powers
TBA
James Bond (Sean Connery)
TBA
Bruce Banner
TBA
Caitlyn Jenner
TBA
Alexander the Great
TBA
Ivan the Terrible
TBA
Ash Ketchum
TBA
Charles Darwin
TBA
Wonder Woman
TBA
Tony Hawk
TBA
Wayne Gretzky
TBA
These people have practically no chance due to no weapon or skill. If debated enough, someone on here can be put above.
- John Lennon
- Bill O'Reilly
- Sarah Palin
- Lady Gaga
- Justin Bieber
- Albert Einstein
- Stephen Hawking
- Easter Bunny
- Billy Mays
- Vince Offer
- Ben Franklin
- Shakespeare
- Mr. Rogers
- Nice Peter
- EpicLLOYD
- Michael Jackson
- Elvis Presley
- Cleopatra
- Marilyn Monroe
- Steve Jobs
- Bill Gates
- Freddie Mercury
- Frank Sinatra
- Barack Obama
- Mitt Romney
- Sherlock Holmes
- Watson
- Adam
- Eve
- Martin Luther King, Jr. (even with marchers, he is pacifist)
- Gandhi (even with marchers and breath, he is pacifist)
- Thomas Edison
- Rasputin
- Stalin
- Lenin
- Gorbachev
- Putin
- Picasso
- Edgar Allan Poe
- Stephen King
- Isaac Newton
- Bill Nye
- Oprah
- Ellen
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Nietzsche
- Voltaire
- Socrates
- Sun Tzu (can be debated)
- Lao Tzu
- Confucius
- Stan Lee
- Jim Henson
- Walt Disney
- George R. R. Martin
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- Thomas Jefferson
- Frederick Douglass
- Frederick the Great
- Catherine the Great
- Hillary Clinton
- Stevie Wonder
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Winston Churchill
Waves[]
A wave in this is basically a period of time when people are wiped out en masse. This is divided up based on weaponry.
Wave One
Most people if not all without a weapon are wiped out here. For example, Stephen King, Ellen DeGeneres, and John Lennon are finished off here. People like Michael Jordan, Freddie Mercury, and Elvis Presley, with makeshift weapons die here if not in wave two.
Wave Two
People with more makeshift weapons, such as Mozart with his cello, Beethoven with his piano, are wiped out here. People such as Lance Armstrong, with his bike, may make it a bit longer but won't last into the next mass finishing. By now, the fate of most fighters lies on Steven Speilberg's t-rex and Kim Jong-Il's rockets.
Wave Three
At this point, more people trained in combat, such as Leonidas, William Wallace, and Bruce Lee are wiped out. Bruce Lee lasts this long only if he manages to outsmart and out-move people such as Al Capone, Blackbeard, et cetera. If Kim Jong-Il is still around, he is most likely out of rockets, and the everyday person's fate depends on the more stronger opponents such as the gods, Goku, and Superman.
Wave Four
At this point, even people like Al Capone, Doc Brown, and Steven Speilberg are out the door, making room for the strongest. Nikola Tesla, if he lasts this long, is either dead or soon to be out.
Wave Five
The strongest six or so (Gandalf, Dumbledore, Goku, Superman, Zeus, Thor, give or take) are left to kill each other off and win. Superman and Goku most likely make the final four, while Zeus is a most likely winner.
Scenarios[]
These are things that could possibly happen.
Wipeout []
Outcome: Superman, Goku, Thor and Zeus decide to annihilate people and then fight immediately.
Something You Can Play Like Monopoly[]
Ouctcome: Blackbeard, Capone, and Vader ally together, decimating the others with their upperhand in supplies, all while Blackbeard and Capone's resourcefulness and comfort in stealing, Kenway's skills, and Vader's use of the force keep them going far into the finals.
Walker It Off[]
Outcome: Rick Grimes uses his four Walkers to infect opponents, slowly building up a group of them, then a whole army, and manages to at least take down all mortal humans into his collection, and use them to stall more powerful, superhuman-like fighters to die strong.
Happy Little... Where is He?[]
Outcome: Bob Ross paints himself an entire
Fighters[]
This Tier List goes by potential in fight as well as their strength alone.
SS (Unpredictable)
- Donald Trump
- J.P. Morgan
- Kanye West
- Yet to Come
- Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
- Stanley Kubrick
A+
- Zeus
- Thor
A
- Goku
- Superman
A-
B+
- Moses
- Terminator
B
- Shaka Zulu
- RoboCop
B-
C+
C
C-
D+
D
D-
E+
E
E-
F+
F
- Elvis Presley
- Michael Jackson
F-
- Majority of the People With No Chance