Late as fuck. Let's get cracking.
We're kicking off Wiki Christmas with a sexy-ass battle from the guys who brought you Soundcloud covers and a YouTube channel no one watches. It's the green guy who hated Christmas then didn't hate Christmas - The Grinch, versus the embodiment of why you wear mittens - Jack Frost! It's about to get low in temperature!
MAJOR NOTE: This battle has also got a Soundcloud cover counterpart so yippie hat doodle! Listen to it by clicking this link or the iTunes cover.
Announcer:[]
EPIC WIKI CHRISTMAS RAP BATTLES!
VERSUS
BEGIN!
Jack Frost:[]
Throw down with Frost? You best bow down and hail
If your rhymes are as good as the ones from your tale
I hope this green Ebenezer can understand
That you don't step in my goddamn Wonderland
You're a miserly mouldy mole rat who needs to chill
And harbours too much ill will for the citizens of Whoville
But the strength of ten Grinches plus two is useless
When you're just about as eloquent as Dr Seuss is
The Grinch:[]
The Grinch stealing victory will work better than the previous
I'm the meanest miser at Christmas, you're Elsa with Bieber fever it's
Quite heinous that your mischievous acts match to mine so devious
Because when I'm quitting spitting it will be Jack who turns the greenest
Face my essence while I sleigh all your nymphs, I'm that aggressive
Fetch your Guardians to Rise against you Frozen in pre-pubescence
What should I wear to spread my manic panic, wait it seems
That all Jack can achieve is causing havoc on my windscreen
Jack Frost:[]
You better hope your flow grows three sizes next appearance
As the authority on ice, those weren't exactly cold lyrics
Face it, your reputation as a Mean One's disgraceful
I'll freeze Max and give Martha May a glacial facial!
I got chilling aura and a heart far colder than the fuhrer
To snowstorm Ace Ventura
You're unfit to battle, your stunts don't work one bit
You should run, or there'll be an avalanche on Mount Crumpit
The Grinch:[]
NOISE NOISE NOISE, is all I hear when your mouth opens
I run winter year round, about to melt Frosty the Snowman
I'm the Secret Santa criminal, will guide you to the slaughter
This losers frigid to the touch, can't even fetch a glass of water
Cindy Lou, who is this, trying to break the ice with the Grinch
It'll be a sinch to leave your ass buttered in a Crumpit ditch
Horton heard this Who talking smack, with my ice I will smite
And leave you forever beaten, with perpetual frostbite
Announcer:[]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
*the logo emerges from a Christmas present box*
EPIC WIKI CHRISTMAS RAP BATTLES!
*The Grinch swings by and steals the logo*
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