This is a battle for BTTF's Heroes and Villains Tournament. It involves the Chief Lieutenant of the First Dark Lord, Morgoth and the second Dark Lord in his own right Sauron (played by Joe) going up against Marvel's Version of The God of Mischief and Prince of Asgard Loki (played by BreZ).
Announcer[]
SAURON!
VS!
LOKI!
BEGIN!
Loki[]
I’m Loki, the prince of Asgard that's burdened with a glorious purpose.
Hope for you Middle-Earth has some great emotional nurses.
My Rhymes will put you on frost giant ice.
It may be my title, but to win this battle I don’t need to be the Lord of Lies.
Compared to me you’re just an ant, I’ll squash you with my boot.
Cut you out like a plant, take out everything from the tops to your roots.
But tell you what, I’ll make you deal.
You can live, all you have to do is kneel.
Sauron[]
I spit rhymes hot, like I'm bringing ragnarok
Beating down this pathetic excuse for a Trickster God
I'm the Dark Lord so I tell you to bring it on
I'll crush you and wrap you with the entrails of your son
I want to stop you talking let me sow those lips together
I crush the free people with a mace and a ring on my finger
One does not simply challenge Morgoth's lieutenant
I'm the ruler of Mordor now, and I'm telling you this is the end
Loki[]
You should have followed my advice, now I’ll slay this Dark Lord, with Gram, my new Sword.
You’ll pay the price, as I cut you slice by slice and leave you floored, simply because I am bored.
I’ve got skills, powers, greatness and brilliance at heights far above you, totally out of your reach.
Do you know how to speak English, cause your rapping sounds more like Black Speech.
Rip the tongue straight out of Sauron’s mouth and stick Gram into his eye.
Your final lullaby is being sung, better say your goodbyes.
I'll let you see me, because you aren’t scary enough to send anybody hiding.
You’ll never be the Middle-Earth King, cause I just destroyed your little ring.
Sauron[]
Haha look at this, the Norse Hermes playing tricks
Thor beats you every time, it's just like your his bitch
Speaking of gram, I hear it's how much your dick weighs
Call me Fenrir, cos like Odin you'll be slain
You're mythology's old, no one even knows
I'm a legend of the fantasy genre and my rhymes are sub zero
You can come at me again if you want even More-ia
I can see your defeat with my palantir, says a dark lord and a sorcerer
Announcer[]
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!