Ey, this welcome to the newest BZRB. It's Groot VS Hodor, but since I already did a Game of Thrones battle and a Guardians of the Galaxy battle this season, I decided to make this battle an off-season. Enjoy.
Beat: Grind or die
Announcer[]
BREZ RAB BATTLEZ!
HODOR!
VS!
GROOT!
BEGIN!
Hodor[]
Hodor, hodor hodor hodor, hodor
HODOR, hodor hodor, HO-dor,
Hoooooooooooooooooo-dor
Groot[]
I am Groot, I AM GROOT
I am Groot? I am groot.
I am Groot I am Groot
Announcer[]
Never mind guys, this isn’t going to work. Hodor go get Bran, Groot go get Rocket. I have another idea
BRAN STARK!
VS!
ROCKET RACCOON!
BEGIN!
Bran[]
Before we start let me get onto my pal Hodor’s shoulder.
Born in the north so my flow is ice cold and it keeps getting colder.
Hear the wolf howling to the moonlight, sense the wolf hunting tonight.
Don’t fright, but serving up a talking raccoon seems to sound alright.
Summer may have the louder bark, but I have the worse bite.
I’ve already seen you getting beat by us with my greensight.
Named after Bran the Builder now I’ll build your defeat.
Just run away before you end up a dead rodent on the street.
Rocket[]
Quit this battle or you’ll regret it.
You’ll end up like father, beheaded
We didn’t come to play a game, but like Drax to destroy
Burn you worse than Greyjoy did those farmer boys.
Even worse than the burns of Winterfell castle
You shouldn’t have brought a dagger to a gun battle.
Beating us? You won’t even get anywhere close
When we’re done you’ll once again be a comatose.
Bran Stark[]
I’m simply too fly, just ask the three-eyed raven
A save haven is what you should be craven.
I sentence you to death on this mic,
I’ll personally do the execution strike.
I won’t lose to a vermin, I’ll lay down the hurting,
Keep this mutated squirrel on the ground churning
Either lock your doors or get running
Because Bran, Hodor and winter are coming
Rocket[]
I’m the greatest pilot and best tactical mind you’ll ever meet.
Do you really think that in a battle wits you can get me beat?
I guess knowing nothing Riverruns in the family
You simply can’t flow to the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I’m too smart, you aren’t able to warg into me, are ya?
I’m sorry Bran, but you're less of a man than your sis Arya
Call me a vermin but I’m servin’ you, I thought you knew.
Stark, I’m just going to put it out there. Blam! Murdered you!
Announcer[]
Voting Bran Stark includes voting for Hodor
Voting for Rocket includes voting for Groot
I just don't want to reset poll k
Comment suggestions.
I have this season already all mapped out, as well as the biggest part of my second season. But I need a few more battle suggestions.