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BZRB off-season battle time. It's the battle between the two singing "villains" who both happen to have the exact same voice as my season 2 newsblog guest, the voice of Neil Patrick Harris, whose also looks a lot like a future rapper. It's Dr. Horrible, the protagonistic "villain" with a blog from "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog" VS The Music Meister, the musical villain with a hypnotic voice from "Batman: The Brave and the Bold" episode "Mayhem of the Music Meister". I did this battle simply because I love both characters. Problem is, combined they have around 60 minutes of information, so a lot of the lines where scrapped from lines of the songs, whether they were the ones that sung that line or not (I say this is a problem, meanwhile each of the competitors have three verses with an average of 8 lines each). I'd like to thank LeanardoGaming1 for making me the cover.

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Thanks Leo :p

Now, let's begin.


Note: (Bold) are random citizens controlled by The Music Meister[]

Announcer[]

BREZ RAP BATTLEZ!

THE MUSIC MEISTER!

VS!

DR. HORRIBLE!

BEGIN!

The Music Meister[]

Congrats, you got into the evil league of evil for a very small price

Only cost you a Penny, wait, that was the love of your life

You think you can win? I got all the voters in sway with my voice

Even if you were the better rapper, they don’t have a say or choice

Go get your “moisture buddy” to dampen you up cause you got a dry flow

Mine’s deadly as a death ray, cold as an ice beam like the name’s Johnny Snow

My rapping is Brave and Bold, step up if you want to try and rumble

But The Music Meister brings the Mayhem so prepare to take the tumble

Penny’s been working my hammer with her Caring Hands, yeah, I nailed her

Evil you or not, all she sees is a joke, a dork, a failure


Dr. Horrible[]

STOP!

(Dr. Horrible shoots The Music Meister with his freeze ray)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Time to drop your last curtain, cause now it’s Dr. Horrible’s turn,

So go ahead, run away, or you better be ready to burn! (BURN!)… (BURN!)

It’s a Brand New Day and you’re still locked up in Arkham penitentiary  

While I’m in the Evil League of Evil, pulled off the crime of the century

It’s a brand new me, I show no remorse, show you like how I showed Bad Horse

I flow like the water that’s rising and I know its course, victory won’t be yours

I got a PhD in Horribleness, my style’s creative and elegant

Rapping’s my element,  wonderflow-nium, got better lyrics than your songs of entrancement


The Music Meister[]

Freezed me, but you still didn’t have enough time

To put together some good thought up lines

Sorry, but  A Man’s Gotta Do, what a man’s gotta do

Challenging me makes this Brand New Day one you’re gonna rue

Head up Billy buddy, you look up to me cause I stand bigger

You don’t have what it takes to be a villain or even pull a trigger

While I’m the maestro  of villainy and I got dem lethal lyrics

I’m the master rhymester, rhyme with brilliancy, while you get critics

I’m The Music Meister! And I’ll break you like a power chord

(He's The Music Meister!) And I’m here to settle the score!


Dr. Horrible[]

Time for the second act, I sent Captain Hammer home crying

While you can’t beat a flying rat, so why are you even trying?

Guess you really have been driven bats, since you are denying

That you’re losing; You won’t win by only spitting filth and lies

You couldn’t keep Canary and she was freaking hypnotized

If Only you realized I see only pity before My Eyes

I win, get Everything I Ever, all the cash, all the fame

and social change, anarchy, while your so called reign didn’t maintain

The Music Meister[]

It’s the last lap, final night cap, you can call it your Death Trap

As I strike like a super sap on this chap who raps like crap

Let’s keep it real, we all know you’re a rip off of Doctor Steel!

I am the man who the world shall obey, so do your job and kneel

Before the hypnotic proprietor! Listen, The World Is Mine!

Got far more popular than you in only half the run time


Dr. Horrible[]

Your powers aren’t right for comics so you’ll just decay

Furthermore it’s Slipping, I think your power is slipping away

Canary’s voice broke your sway, now there’s nobody you can obey

And now you’re nothing but a locked up corrupt conductor

Who’ll never be victorious ‘gainst this genius doctor

You’ll never come close to being known as Batman’s showstopper

Compared to Gotham’s many other lunatics, crooks and mobsters

Now your body’s at my feet, showed no mercy with the heat I bring

And now my victory is complete, so hail to the King!

Now I make the whole world kneel and I don’t feel… a thing

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