Happy New Year, folks. In order to celebrate, here's the first installment of Season 3 for my rap battles. Enjoy! :)
Special thanks to Leandro for making this awesome cover.
Cast[]
Nice Peter as Bear Grylls
EpicLLOYD or Dan Bull as Steve Irwin
Lyrics[]
The announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BEAR GRYLLS!
VS!
STEVE IRWIN!
BEGIN!
Bear Grylls:
Facing Up against me is like getting killed by a sting-ray.
I go Wild on the mic, and I also spit it sick, mate.
I'm one True Grit man, who isn't scared to fight.
I got a black belt in karate, chopping you out of my sight.
You didn't have a life, too busy jerking off to animals.
You're an Ash Ketchum wannabe, who was always trying to catch them all.
My father taught me many things, but I taught myself how to flow.
You winning this battle would be the Worst-Case Scenario.
Steve Irwin:
Crikey! You're battling me? You must be drinking your own piss.
The Crocodile Hunter will tell you why you shouldn't muck with this.
I can catch crocodiles, with my own Bear hands.
Now I'll fire up this Gryll, that I can't even stand.
Your sister called you Bear, 'cause you're a maniac.
I'm parachuting out disses, that will break your back.
I was in Happy Feet, but I'm giving you an angry beat.
Have my shit to eat, since you consume everything you see.
Bear Grylls:
This filthy animal can't escape through my manly power.
I'll make a new TV show, and call it Man vs Coward.
Your bloody verse is full of Mud, Sweat, and Tears.
I climbed Mount Everest as a kid, without being in fear.
You could use some deodorant, 'cause you Sure do stink.
You almost got your son killed; do you even think?
I'm a Born Survivor, and I got an Eye of a Tiger.
Get in your Steve Irwin ship, and sail back home, you cipher.
Steve Irwin:
- laughs* I'm dying, by laughing out loud at your crappy raps.
I'm a wildlife expert who taught many birds and chaps.
I'll choke you like you're Cameron Diaz on the Graham Norton show.
I had excitement and acknowledgement, which was how I roll.
We don't see you in a suit often, 'cause you're not fancy.
You're just a boy scout, who is never classy.
I Ir-won this battle, you didn't even come within a whisker.
This rap is over like your shows, but this ended quicker.
The announcer:
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!