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Morgan Freeman vs Betty White
Cast[]
DeStorm Power as Morgan Freeman
Kimmy Gatewood as Betty White
Nice Peter as Arnold Schwarzenegger (cameo)
EpicLLOYD as Sylvester Stallone (cameo)
Lyrics[]
The announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MORGAN FREEMAN!
VS!
BETTY WHITE!
BEGIN!
Morgan Freeman:
They call me God, because I'm the best actor ever.
I've been in tons of movies, so you better surrender.
I'm going to attack you, just like they did to you in that Snicker bar commercial.
And don't you dare make me give you a damn Proposal.
How the hell are you still alive, when you're only 91?
I have Millions of Dollars Baby, and I've already won.
I've been in A Dolphin Tale, which was based on a true story.
I'll slap you, just like I did to Denzel in the movie, Glory.
Betty White:
Why would I surrender? I've been in a bunch of tv shows.
You're just like Chuck Norris, except you're the one that blows.
You should come to Cleveland, since it's really hot out there.
I'm a Golden Girl, so why don't you come at me if you dare?
Whoever says you're the greatest actor ever, must be out of their damn minds.
And no you're no God, you're just a pathetic old man who has really weak rhymes.
You should've sticked to being a fighter pilot, rather than being a dumb old actor.
Because all of the movies, that you've been in, were 100% disaster.
Morgan Freeman:
Why don't you just get a life with Elizabeth and just leave me alone?
I've heard much better celebrities than you, like Schwarzenegger and Stallone.
I was Born To Be Wild, you were only born, just to be an actress.
Now I'm out to drive Miss Daisy, but you just got your ass kicked.
Betty White:
Oh here we go again. It's time for me to diss you a second time.
I'm older than you, and you're younger, I feel bad for you and your rhymes.
Why don't you March Like A Penguin and get out of here?
See you later, old man. You just lost, but you don't have to fear.
The announcer:
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Title Cards (special thanks to Damaster for making them[]
Morgan Freeman
Betty White