| Meat vs Rae | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | August 9, 2023 |
| Number | 2 |
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| Previous | Cable vs. Joe |
| Next | yeah |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | i like it :) |
| Other information | |
| Actors | Rae Meat |
hey, we still got this out before ERB pumped out any new content.
This tourney will see itself through one way or another and with this we have one of the last stretches we need to have that be a reality. First off, I'm going to shoulder the blame on this taking as long as it did; it might not have been the smartest choice to start an entire tourney when everyone that was still in this tourney was going to participate. That's completely on my end.
But I wasn't minding waiting, because I had the honor of facing my longtime friend Meat, and in a rare sequel battle for me (technically the second but shhhhh.) I always thought my work on the old me vs. Meat was incredibly weak on my end, some of my less proud writing, so it was nice to have another go at working with him and with lines I'm actually happy with now.
I'm glad that at least to some extent passion is still alive for this tourney because I think it's been a really fun thing so far. Can we wrap it up before it reaches a year since the initial blog posted by Mortal? Maybe! Maybe...
Meat as always was incredibly fun to work with and I always have a good time dealing with him in these tourneys, here is no different. So I hope you all have as much fun with this as much as I did, and as much as he hopefully did.
Unfortunately I don't have his writing talents so this time there isn't any cool story line of him standing triumphant of his opponents.
So grab a cup of orange juice and celery sticks and try not to reach through your screen because here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Battle!!!!!!!![]
Rae:[]
Deja vu - dueled an Asian who faced me nail and tooth, barely made it through.
Now it's Rae vs. You? Dudes, in tourneys I'm fated to, fuckin get ate and chewed.
Call it Cherry Stew. Got no beef with the Meat, but damn ain't it just neat
Three times in a row Rae gets brought to the knees in defeat, damn, ain't it a feat?
Same man beats me all of the three, he's Sloth but guess I'm a Glutton for a punishing diss.
Made me ghost-writer, but I burn out like Ghost Rider when the Dutchman is busting this.
Not just giving head when sucking up, I kissed your feet back before they severed threads.
No surprise the meat's giving a pussy the shaft when it was the first thing I ever read.
Meat:[]
This pussy is getting shafted! That diss might seem like a poor choice
But I see your struggle and as 🏳️🌈an ally 🏳️🌈 I’m here to amplify your voice 🔊
I read through every review! Class, friends, humor? I’d never beat you
I’d kick a bigot just to please you (and also cause they’re evil!!!!)
You are just cool when we see you, I act cool because I need to
Fuck, I’d transition since it’s see-through how much I want to be you
I need a redo, this is RIGGED, who came up with this fucking test?
I guess they call it Cherrae-picking, they gave me nothing but the best 😎
Rae:[]
Like one of those Wiki Marriages, between these two users it's more than just a crush
Fuck bruh, the way you shove love into ten year olds would make NightFalcon blush
The wiki's top billing villain can't submit when I dip at the first whiff of riffing
Claim I rise from the tombs to make a killing, while he makes belittle wit a living.
Popjorn pops Cherries, crowd pops off just when his pop filter pilfers a bit of his spittle
Getting choirs preaching, next to this ClarinetGurl's orchestra I'm hardly second fiddle.
I'm a nazi, he's literally Hitler, I'm always showering mein fuhrer with my loving
He's got this covered, the only gassing up I'm worth is tucking into your Dutch Oven
Meat:[]
Fire warmed our hearts, BeWitched us, a Rae of sunshine came through
You changed views and shaped us just as much as we shaped you
You faced some hate yet made this into a safer place and stayed true
More than paved the way, each slate’s engraved with Fire, Trix and Rae too
A saving grace of many in the same shoes who were feeling sad
You’ve changed lives so Explain, how can I fucking compete with that?
After many phases of your name, I find this one the most suitable
Cause you stood tall and Cherrae blossomed into something beautiful
Rae:[]
Through Vegan Days and lies to your face, it's great this is all we can do to part ways
And with no Flatlines I can rest easy knowing you'll still make my heart race.
So you've got Rae's heart for your own, but Meat I've one last request in this rap
When you've taken your spot on the throne, can you save me a seat on your lap?
Meat:[]
You got me screaming goo goo gaga since Trix are made for kids 👶
I’m known for antics, you’ve established friendships and made ‘em stick
With such a legacy, a face reveal wouldn’t even made me click
Cause Dragon might be the Wiki’s mascot, but you’ve always been the face of it
wait fuck i forgot to mention sex noooOOOOOO
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wait fuck fuck FUCK i forgot to mention TJ noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO