| Peggy vs Rae | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | January 23, 2023 |
| Number | 2 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Mortal vs. Joe |
| Next | yeah |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | he picked it this time do not yell at me if its short |
| Other information | |
| Actors | Rae Peggy |
Not usually one of the people done first, weird that.
Welcome back to the tourney, this has been done a few days now but I figured Mortal vs. Joe might as well have a bit of breathing room. I had the chance to work with my good pal Peggy who is like, crazy fast at writing my ADHD having ass could never. We had some good times doing this and hope it's a good time for you at home. I don't think my work's as good as it was last round but yknow what can ya do.
This was one of my more wanted matchups and as I got to writing it I thought it was cool that it ran a bit deeper than just "Hey I like this dude and probably know a little more about him comparatively." It's got this like, old vs new theme going on that I think is cool even if I hate being old.
Shoutouts to Brandon Service DF, he couldn't make it here but I hear he is in jail for violently assaulting a koala bear in his zoo, please wish him well everyone as he tries to gnaw through the prison bars. Hang in there little buddy, we are all rooting for you!
Again I don't think anyone made titlecards for this thing and I had made the thumbnail ahead of time so Paddy had no involvement here. We needed less English here after that last round anyway. I also forgot how to do some of the coding again. A trans girl who can't code, about as rare as the unicorn.
See you in Street Fighter V, everyone.
Rae:[]
Heard you take requests, in that case I'd like to send in a commission;
The prompt is King Peggy putting the curtain call on a certain magician.
You're approaching me? You've seen JoJo 3, you already know how to roll a Cherry
Queen of Fighters I may be, but you've got the respect of an even swoler Terry.
I'm a Rae of Sunshine, you know I ain't laced to ace a Big Penguin Race
Face Peggy, only draw I get is my chalk outline, erased without a trace.
Back to my grave in ice, encased. Hell's frozen over when Kyoko Kinnie's on the case.
I hang in the meanest shittalking place, even we all agree Peggy's nothing but based.
You've got a threepeat of host humiliations you can add to your profile
Because giving a second Salem to this Witch is definitely no Trial.
I hope that paints a picture of why this masterpiece should be created,
Simply put; you cross this MC, you're gonna get faded.
Peggy:[]
Cherry goes hard? Well that's a low bar, she mains Terry Bogard
She parries Peggy's bars blow to blow til his hoes go far
I'm in awe of her rhymin'
She's slaying on the track like her name's Simon
With a mixture of cool wit like Richter
No wonder battles improve when they bring in the trixter
Another fruit rolls up but I'm glad I get to keep on gushing
Indicroft may be out but I fess up, Rae's the one I've a crush on
She's a remedy to tragedies in every chat she brings levity
I may kin Kirigiri, but this goth chick's the real Ibuki
You've got the components to beat every single opponent
You've opened my eyes to the proponent that there are funny white women
You can't be sleeping on this sis steeping the teabag hot and steaming
This wee king holds up the white flag weeping cause this queen be sweeping!
Rae:[]
Tell ya hwat, I'm royally fucked, seems Peggy's a real King of the Hill
Shame I'm bad at Mega Man as is, this Penguin has absolute zero Chill.
You put Brandon out of Service just existing in the same match
Got by on Vi with trans talk, Peg's legs are ones this Egghead can't catch.
He writes fast raps, draws Fast Tats, his cat mishaps make us all laugh
For you I'd always go up to bat, took Vivian out back on my server just on your behalf.
We give Neo a lotta flak, but if he's how we met you, he can't be all that bad,
If I had to deal with getting called nazi to add you to my chat, I'd Sieg Heil to this chad.
Peggy:[]
If you're Hitler then I'm Vader since you're easily taking round two
You rock hard like Carbonite... *awkward pause
Sorry I just freeze up around you
You're sicker than I was with Corona, and I don't even drink beer!
Playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land's the only sucking you've done this year
It's no wonder you beat Violet, you're in a wholly different league
How can I compare when I've spent months trying to reach Elite?
This Poe pining foe's writing makes my knees weak and weary
I may not be Pierre but call me Frenchie from how I much I cherish Cherie!
Rae:[]
It's ten years I've been here now, seen this place through bests and worsts,
Seen friends come and go, met my best pals dming them for a quick verse.
Then 2020 rolls around, a year so iffy Octacle made a whole-ass diss track,
Me and my shitposting buds, we mess with the Patreon as a way to distract.
We meet a dude named Peggy, and he's invited to be a part of the pack,
The Patreon sucked, still does, but with that part at least I can still look back.
It was a rocky start with you, we all have em, eventually you'd fit in here
Then one day mid-discussion outta nowhere you up and disappear.
I've met a lot of people over the years, but in those ten I had to lose a lot of friends,
It means a lot you gave us another chance, I'd hate for that to be where our story ends.
So I'd like to add one last thing to that request that I made;
That's that I'd like my bro Peggy to stick around for the next decade
Peggy:[]
I do requests from friends for free and this one's no exception
I only ask that you make true on your promise to stay companions
Rocky start is right, I was between a rock and hard place
Meeting you shook my world and my life was starting to turn face
It's a shame about Bran but in the end I'm glad I switched.
Cause in this you've given a different meaning to 'be-witched'.
That broom of yours is more capable than sweeping me off the floor
I'm a flightless bird, while you can fucking soar
What more can I say, I owe my life to you Rae
Probably wouldn't be here if it weren't for that fateful day
I'm so grateful you guys reached out and sent an invite my way
So don't worry for me leaving, King Peggy's here to stay
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