People always be asking me where the next tourney battle is or where my verses in other projects are not realizing I'm busy writing true kino. You gotta make art before you make sketches or something.
I trust y'all to be smart enough to not have to explain the joke here.
As is rules for when I do "A Rap Battle" I have to do it all in one sitting and write the verses with no additional research, no looking for rhymes, no writing to a beat, everything has to be off the gourd. If it comes out shit then all the funnier.
Let's do this nerds.
a beat i didnt listen to it fully but it sounded funny put to this battle
Intro[]
A RAP BATTLE
MUFASA
VERSUS
THE BABY PENGUIN
BEGIN
Baby Penguin[]
Yo, reppin' Cool Cool Mountain you can look up at me at the peak
At home with the cold ice floes squeakin' outta my beak
You lookin' kinda weak, like your bro left your rock
All the stars in your constellation, and you'd still find my door locked!
My Ma' and I helped Mario revolutionize gaming,
Your son's off singing about you being dead for the throne he's claiming!
You're out your element here, those paws ain't used to my icy traction,
The only thing more pointless than this battle is maybe you in live-action.
Mufasa[]
They say everything the light touches is under my command,
But a look at you and I'd rather shine it over at Snowman's Land.
They call me Lion King for a reason, unshakeable strength, unbreakable pride.
Yoshi stays post-game because he's had enough of little bitches who cried.
It's Circle of Life, how's a baby bird gonna stack up to the king of the beasts?
You small fry, even the hyena tribe wouldn't consider this pipsqueak a feast.
Better make like your pops and find that big hill he slid,
Because I couldn't even end this faster if I looked for the second kid.
Baby Penguin[]
This king's all talk, where was this rule during the stampede?
Zazu's your advisor, you should be used to little birdies taking the lead.
Run away, kitty, far away, I'm scarier than the Elephant Graveyard
Just like your last battle, you're about to leave this place Scarred!
Mufasa[]
A voice this annoying, no wonder all your speedrunners glitch,
Is the voice of Vader gonna need to strike down a bitch?
My death's a media icon, yours is a quick bit before the ending
This Lil' Penguin Lost, now bow down and long live the king!
WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
i dunno.