Jack the Ripper vs Billy the Kid[]
Unidentified Victorian serial killer, Jack the Ripper, and 19th century gunman, Billy the Kid, battle it out to see who is the better murderer of their generation
Cast[]
EpicLLOYD as the Cowboys (cameos)
Lyrics[]
Jack the Ripper[]
Quién es? Quién es? Who's this pathetic little killer?
People call him the Kid, but I'll just call him Windy Miller
I put the RIP in Ripper and the Ripper in the streets
Soon they'll be nothing on the floor except a bloody big treat
So when you meet me in the dark, don't turn back or run away
'Cause I'll be right here with my blade, each and every single day
Until I get this hillbilly chopped up out of my sight
So get your gun out Kiddo, and let's start a fight
I don't need no revolver to make all the blood stick
Identity's hidden not put out in public
I see tumbleweed every time I rap against you
We need some action, I'll pace up your heartbeat with a boo
Billy the Kid[]
You're probably the worst killer I would never wish to greet
You stabbed five people then left them out on the street
Murderin' skills Jacky? I'll give you one out of ten
Or is that too generous? I'll maybe think again
I've been cappin' out bitches since my teen age
Got bullied by a blacksmith, so I shot him in a rage
It's a hobby I do with zero effort or care
Stabbin' women is your life? I would do that as a dare
Jack the Ripper[]
I dare you to even try the things I do
Be prepared, 'cause the next killing's gonna be you
I'm gonna slice you and dice you and slash at your throat
It's an improvement to your face you little billy goat
It's time to sharpen up before I strike
So I'm not too soft for the things I don't like
I'm one of many suspects, who? No one knows
Who the person is that leaves gore everywhere he goes
I'm all dressed in black with blood on the back
Biting out your life for a tasty snack
And a smack and a crack then he's back in black
There's one thing to remember, I am Jack!
Billy the Kid[]
I'll sure remember your name when I'm gamblin'
And scramblin' for my gun to my handlin'
When I'm shootin' and lootin', I'll give the Sheriff a bootin'
I'll be the richest outlaw in the West? Darn tootin'!
You see, people like you, they don't even stand a chance
I could beat you in a fight if all I had were my pants!
It's chillin' time for me now, so get the fuck out
I'm finished with this loser, the win is what it's all about