User blog:GalactaK/GalactaK's Rap Battles: Cuphead vs Felix the Cat (Requested by Joshuakrasinski)

GALACTAK'S RAP BATTLES!

CUPHEAD!

VS!

FELIX THE CAT!

BEGIN!

Beat: [[1]] (I know someone else used it)

Cuphead

A brawl’s surely brewing! Is it on? Darn tootin’!

You’re only relevant now because the devil threw you in

With the contracts, so I guess this is obligated.

I gotta battle with a cat whose star is faded! (Yipes!)

Your Feline Follies don’t match to my endeavours!

Made it into Hollywood, but your lines got severed!

I’m the ace at spitting bars, you’re just a vintage doohickey

Who spent most of his career playing Tom & Jerry with Mickey

Rolled the dice, beat the devil outta you! You’re in a fix!

Do your best, try to reach into your lil’ bag of tricks!

This grim match proves that the past shouldn’t stick

Won’t get food outta me! Stay with your toddler schtick!

 Felix

Righty-O! Let’s see what bodes for the master on the track

Against the mug with the fighting power of the Root Pack!

I might be vintage, pal, but I’m on the attack,

So take your peashooter rhymes and head on back!

Fightin’ ‘gainst a newcomer? This score’s already settled,

‘Cause you forgot to learn some raps from your buddy Elder Kettle

And he’s your guardian? And you went to a casino?

Them places have age restrictions for a reason, y’know!

You’ve had the hots for a ghost and a German baroness

But you’re not dressed to impress, I’m an adult, I know best!

You’re just a mug who walked into the Devil’s neighborhood,

I should pick up my Inkwell and scribble out your glass for good!

Cuphead

You’re pretty Nutty if you thought you’d hurt me with those raps,

At least I have a baroness! You’re dating a Kit Kat!

And you got Inky, and Winky, and I’d bet Korky to boot,

I’m dropping bombs without a plane, don’t need a parachute

I’m the cup that’s firing golden rhymes against this elder stray!

You’ve got an F in rap. Even Poindexter got an A!

Give the Professor your bag, you’ve forfeited your rights

When you got a knockout from this china who snuck in your sights!

Felix

You ain’t heard nothin’ yet, guess your pottery’s smashed.

Your raps are like your plane: oh boy, they crashed!

You’re just a piece of rubber hose; I’m chaperonin’ Chaplin!

I’ll be like Cala Maria, turn you to stone with rapping.

I’m among the greatest cartoons ever graced the silver screen,

Whilst you’re gainin’ infamy from all of your players’ screams,

And through all my riddles and your attempts at rhymes,

You failed again, like the last 40 times. (Snap!)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

• Cuphead announcer voice* GALACTAK'S RAP BATTLES!

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