GALACTAK'S RAP BATTLES!
THE CARTOON CAT!
VS!
...SIREN HEAD!
BEGIN!
Beat: Insane- Hollywood Legend Productions
[Cartoon Cat is in italics, Siren Head's Lewis Carrol voice is in normal text and Siren Head's normal voice is in bold]
When you face a guy like Cartoon Cat, death will come knocking at your door,
'Cause he ain't like any monster that you've ever seen before!
This piece of rubber hose is going fatal on a street lamp!
I'm elongating to your height so I can leave your speech jammed!
When I kill there's a laugh track, when you kill, that's about it.
My fact sheet's got shit on, but your reputation's full of shit!
You're unable to be taken as seriously as you would like.
Pal, you got gradually worse while you were in the spotlight!
Nobody knows what I do, you put 'em in your pie hole!
I kill for fun, you kill for food. That's your entire role!
Been here since the beginning, that explains your sound!
It's been sounding worse in here with your screamy ass around!
I'm takin' revenge for your hollering with these disses.
You're busy fighting a Long Horse, like Goji in the 60s!
The classics are coming back to kill this mimic for good,
So do yourself a favour, and get outta my neighbourhood!
Wow, you really came here to show our viewers the worst?
Time for me to show them a better-crafted Henderson Verse!
You say my frequencies are bad? I'll go to ultrasound then.
Come in my forest, grab a gun, you won't come out again.
You see, I'm the patron saint of going missing with no trace,
You're just a rerun of Felix with a fucked up face!
Seems Trevor called what he found in the dirt mall a monster.
You're fetid, I'm a king, the fact I know you is an honour!
This Cartoon Cat can't hope to match this Siren in rap.
I'm the master here, while you are Bendy's bastard in drag.
The upside-down face has caused more damage than you,
So just know your body can't run as soon as I come at you.
I don't need to run! When you're shot once, you run away,
While that very same shot will call me out to play!
This good boy's bedtime story's nothing but a big ol' hoax,
And with that, I have you beat! That's all folks!
You keep changing your face, yet people still run away!
All I need to do is talk like this and people will stay.
Your second verse was just like your first: boring and deadpan,
I've not beaten anyone this quick since I amber alerted Slenderman!
You're inconsistent, useless, full of gas, honestly, I'm surprised you passed,
To face off with me in your feline state, not your true form, it's just a mask!
You failed once again, just like your hunts in the day,
And now your idiocy's brought to light by me, right here on full display.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU (generally) DECIDE!
GALACTAK'S- AAAAAAAGH!..... rap battles...
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