Randy Couture vs Eternal Champion

Eyyyy bet you thought that Lyrical Elder Scrolls was dead didn't you? I know you did cuz Flats and Hawkeye and Han and ROA have all said that they thought it was.

But no, I was just biding my time in wait.

For now, at this very moment, this most auspicious occasion, Lyrical Elder Scrolls episode 2 comes out. Today, oh yes this great day today, we have a competition in lyrics between the protagonist of the first ever Elder Scrolls game, Elder Scrolls: The Arena, a man by the title of the Eternal Champion, against Randy Couture, the MMA/Rings/basically all fighting things fighter, an undefeated champion record-setter, to see who is the greatest Eternal Champion of the Arena. Other guys fit this connection but f************q them.

Thx to Jella for the title cards and to Quagga for the iTunes cover. Thx to Wonder for when he does his he promised pls do it don't go braekding my h<3rt.

I cast me as both rappers (audio), me as Eternal Champion (video) and Mr. MapleSyrup as Randy Couture (video).

Intro:

LOT-ZUL-KEL!

RAHGOL-WIN-KRIF!

AAV-KRIF-NU!

             

The Battle:

Eternal Champion:

Heads Up, I'm the first person to leave this bum terminal

Sword and sorcery's Champion, make this beating Eternal

This time your foe's in the top position, Randy

Savage as I'm being, you'll choke underhanded

Lines slashing like Talins, you've surely lost

I'm the second Beast you shouldn't have crossed

Randy Couture:

Your raps aren't worth a Septim, I'm a dream

Ultimate Fighter, Champion, Couture's Xtreme

Ask Ortiz, second time I've taken Champion contests

Rang out in RINGS, but at forty I'm UFC's best!

A Natural, this Sergeant known as Captain America

Raw inExpendable, in a clinch'll come ahead of ya

I'm a Human Weapon, this is the Rise of a Warrior!

Rhymes like Daggers fall on this stave courier!

Eternal Champion:

War-haft come upon you, your verse is shit as Battlespire

Alternate to Team Quest, I'm designed to bring you under fire!

I'll melt down your ego, put you into submission

Beat best boxers but no triangle'll come to fruition

You're not a Tharn in my side, your claims are Jagard

The King of Kings in the Arena, you'll retire haggard!

Randy Couture:

You never set foot in an Arena, your title's illegitimate

But I take down real competition, a killer when I'm into it

I'm in the Hall of Fame, Elder Scrolls started at Skyrim

You're too raw to beat RAW, I built a career off violence

A half-rate cult classic, my fame will not expend

Even if you somehow won, I'd re-take the title again!

Outro:

Hint from last time explained: Whatsizface was a boxer who was never defeated, an eternal champion, crappy hint I know.

hint for next time!

Quagga fanart impending!