Hello everyone, this is my third Epic Rap Battles of Video Games! Today, the 'Macho Man' Duke Nukem from the Duke Nukem Series go head to head against the protagonist of Dead Rising Series, Frank West to see who's the tougher man! (Suggested by Stofferex) I always welcome your feedback.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMESSS!!!
DUKE NUKEM!
VS!
FRANK WEST!!!!
BEGIN!
Frank West:[]
(starts at 0:21)
It's time to wrestle, idiot Muscle boy
The photographer of doom is here to destroy.
I fought countless number of zombies, a crazy clown too
you're next, so visit your girlfriends and say Adieu.
Your game was a ripoff of Doom, with no attraction
While I defeated all of Tatsunoko and Capcom!
Willamette was nothing, now soon everyone will kneel
now you see, I'm the true one with the Ball of Steel.
Duke Nukem:[]
(starts at 0:44)
Damn it, why do idiots always think they're better?
What? You honestly thought I was gone forever?
You ain't a problem, I will simply rip you apart
but messin' with my girls, now that ain't nowhere smart!
I blew off Cycloids', Pigcops' and all of my clone's head
To me, you're more like Dr.Proton of Dawn of the Dead
I'll put you in those shopping carts and give you some whirls
No Erotica points, I would've just bang all of the girls.
Frank West:[]
(starts at 1:06)
This time you don't need to wait 12 years to see your fate
with my flows you will realize why I'm so great!
I'd kill 50 thousand zombies but I don't need X-Buster
I'll break your Golden Throne and shove it up your thruster
You think you're so tough? You only use firearms
From chainsaw to fry pan, thousand weapons the charm
Go back to your petty building and keep spankin' bitches
now I'll be in charge of saving the world and stackin' riches.
Duke Nukem:[]
(starts at 1:28)
You're so annoying, more than one of your phone-loving follower
you need to chill down for a bit, taste my freezethrower!
It seems you're too scared, I recommend that Zombie Walk
but I'd still find and shatter you, like one of my alarm clock.
There is a reason why I was on the Manhattan Project
kneel down at my statue and show some respect!
Now give up and suck it, but it wouldn't be tasty
so come on now, Hail to the King, Baby!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
(Evil, Menacing laugh- Muhahahahahahah....)
RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!!
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