poster and thumbnail made by Christopher Carbery
title cards made by TimeLord 103
written, edited and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Rosebone
Christopher Carbery as Bloo & Wakko Warner
TimeLord 103 as Yakko Warner & Mac
Derpiest Game Blast as Dot Warner
Actually, you can just call me Bloo, sir
When I’m done with this “Yakko”, he won’t say “Hello Nurse”
Battling this Bloo Superdude? I’d like to see you try
So go ahead! Drive me insane like you made Ralph lose his mind!
You think there’s some world according to you? I doubt that
There’s no doctor you could Scratchansniff with, you dirty rat
What kind of pathetic excuse do you need to say?
I think that beating you Mac and Bloo would finish you today
It’s time for me to take the stage against Foster’s Home
You’re just an illusion, tell that to any Russian drone
Second to Powerpuff Girls with those Teen Titans in your slacks
But for my brother and sister, we three got better comebacks
You never get your way, so you think anger gives you power
That’s why your “Imaginary Friends” felt worse every hour
And tell Herriman and Frankie I’m in for a Wilt hunting
Your life is just some popularity contest coming
That Network has ruined your Cartoon, someone call the police
‘Cause it sends some wrong messages with no sense of peace
Not sure who does paddleballs better, Q Kazoo or the Warner brother
I’ll drop that anvil on your head in front of Madame Foster
Sorry, I didn’t hear you. I thought Coco wanted to speak
Uh, Mac? What do you think about this doggy-monkey freak?
I don’t know about him. He never takes anything serious
Like Goo’s imagination, when he’s zany, it’s too hazardous!
Why bother to rehearse? Steven was wrong to create you
I can’t even stand you! Did you hold yourself back, too?
This means war, and no, I’m not talking Warners, son
Coming back just because you’re selling out? That’s just wrong
Lived for 99 episodes but you got cancelled so badly
No wish from Wakko adds up to your series finale
Don’t pack away the snacks, I don’t care why Yakko yaks
You should stay in the 90’s, ‘cause you belong in the past
Let’s review your character development, okay?
You and Terrence are dumb like Pinky and I’m smart like the Brain
And your Eduardo can’t even face Eds, like Double D and Eddy
I won’t wish everyone a good night this time. I hope they’re ready
Viewers don’t watch you anymore, they Wander Over Yonder
Your parade float got replaced by some Sesame Street monsters
Yakko, Wakko, & Dot:
Say goodbye to Bloo, everyone. Those are the facts!
‘Cause I’m sure your show has to end with Cheese coming back