WHO WON THIS BATTLE?
written, edited and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
Derpiest Game Blast as Pac-Man
Christopher Carbery as Peter Venkman
Who you gonna call rather than some hopeless scientist?
I won’t need some Power Pellets to take down this narcissist
‘Cause there’s no reason for any chick to Peck like Walter, and
you can’t even sell out to Warner Brothers with some Marshmallow Man
That explains that you don’t ever have a crossover with Scooby-Doo
So I came out strong in the eighties before Slimer and you
I ain’t afraid of any ghost or your female reboot, no
What can your proton pack do against my arcade flow?
Nothing, that’s what! And just for you, there is no Afterlife
You wouldn’t dare to go inside my Pac-Man World if you try
There is no gate keeper here. “Are you the keymaster”, she said
Egon but not forgotten? Time to wake up the undead
Back off, man. You’re a Pac job, man. Change your name to Lackey, man.
Try chomping on my rhymes like fruits and dots if you can
You went from old school to old news since you are no longer found
The world’s had enough with those Pixels and your annoying 8-bit sounds!
And you’re basic like your every maze, that’s how madness discovered itself
Even Ray should know your franchise don’t last as long as any power cell
Never thought about your “Ghostly Adventures.” I won’t put up with that
You’re good at eating ghosts, but can’t even get rid of your belly fat
I don’t think Winston would put up with your girl called Ms. Pac-Man
Take one step close to me and I’ll show you my Pac-Attack, man
Your hunger can’t chop down on all of my fans with more rhymes to bust
We came, we saw, we left your arcade game to bite the dust