Surprise! It's a two-in-one April Fool's special!

This was at one point going to be a much more serious battle, but I thought this would make a good matchup for a more light-hearted and silly battle. It's still serious in the sense that it's not really a joke battle, but it's still meant to be taken pretty lightly.

The useless goddess of KonoSuba, Aqua, faces off against DC superhero and king of Atlantis, Aquaman, in a battle of the Aquas with water powers. One's seen as a joke at first, but has proven to be a badass and a hero to be taken seriously, while the other's the complete opposite.

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1JAV_qQLzY


Battle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

AQUA!

VS!

AQUAMAN!!!!

Aqua (0:30):

AHHH! KAZUMA! KAZUMA! This bearded guy’s looking kinda tough!

...is what I would’ve said if your power wasn’t talking to your fish buds!

I could pull off your skill better with a single whistle from my mouth

I’m high and mighty in the heavens, you can stay where you are deep down!

You couldn’t lure fans into your plot with that hook for a hand

And by the way, where’s Barnacle Boy to help you out, Mermaid Man?

How fitting that a horror director made your live-action movie

‘Cause it came out so terrible that it’s downright spooky!

Aquaman (0:51):

I’ve never been more offended by such an ill-fitting opponent

A whiny idiotic wreck facing off against the king of the ocean?

You waste your days on alcohol, I go out to leave the world saved

So you’re out of luck, goddess, as if you had any in the first place!

Gets owned by some giant toads, it’s no wonder that this God Blows!

Can’t purify your own flows if you can only blind an undead foe!

Your Quartet went and took a Wiz all over the Isekai genre!

Quit your ass wiggling, Kazuma would sooner marry a Trench, dog!

Aqua (1:11):

Just shut the hell up, Aquaman! You always think that you’re the best!

You pad out your lines with filler more than Eris pads out her chest!

Why are you even named Curry if you can’t even slam dunk with hot stuff!

Stop your boasts, ‘cause your brother’s more of an Ocean Master than this runt!

AND STOP CALLING ME USELESS WHEN YOU CAN’T SAVE YOUR OWN SON!

YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE! I SUCK AND YOU WIN! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

YOU WANNA KILL ME? JUST DO IT AND TURN ME INTO FISH FOOD!!!!!

Aquaman (1:31):

I’d need a Blessing for my ears if I had to hear your screams again

You’re a curse on this Wonderful World, everyone wishes you’d hold your breath!

Lost your fame, couldn’t blow up again from Megumin’s explosions

I control the seven seas, while crocodile tears are the best you’re flowin’

Mocking me for my powers? You waste your EXP on useless party tricks!

I lost hope for humanity after seeing this braindead chicks’ cult of fanatics

You’re still all bark and no bite, I’m a far cry from my days of Super Friends!

Even with a flick, your plans for a Season 3 sunk deeper than Atlantis

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Epic Rap Battles of the Universe
Chapter 1: ERBoTU Origins Zeus vs Rainbow DashHarry Potter vs NessVelvet vs Ice ClimbersSlenderman vs Mr. Game & WatchKing Sombra vs SombraHomer Simpson vs Mr. IncredibleSunset Shimmer vs Starlight GlimmerGreg Heffley vs Nikki MaxwellJohnny Appleseed vs ApplejackMasahiro Sakurai vs Matt Neff & Tony SolarySuperman vs Joseph StalinBaldi vs ArchimedesThe Sims vs Tomodachi LifeMega Man vs MegamindScrooge McDuck vs Finn The HumanSamurai Jack vs Marty McFlyJudy Hopps & Nick Wilde vs Mordecai & RigbyScout vs Robert Baden-PowellUncle Grandpa vs GiygasSunset Shimmer vs Starlight Glimmer 2Super Smash Bros Ultimate Newcomer RoyaleShovel Knight vs LilacDaffy Duck vs Shadow the HedgehogGreg Heffley vs Konata IzumiRobin vs Horatio NelsonLink vs Lloyd GarmadonShazam vs Tsubasa OribeMonika vs AkechiNintendo Classical Elements RoyaleDan vs AVGNEarthBound vs PersonaMegumin vs BakugoGumball vs Thomas the Tank EngineSaitama vs Captain UnderpantsKyoko Kirigiri vs Naoto ShiroganePhineas and Ferb vs Wallace and GromitThe Joker vs Kuchisake-OnnaKat vs Ochaco UrarakaKimihito Kurusu vs Tetsuo TakahashiNeptune vs Segata SanshiroTallahassee vs Sakura MinamotoSuper Smash Bros Ultimate Fighter's Pass Royale
Chapter 2: The Rappening

Neptune vs SHODANPo vs Min MinHenry Stickmin vs Papa Louie

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