Wow. What's this? A Joe blog that isn't a rap battle of fiction? I thought it would never happen. Anyways enough at all your shock. It is true. I, Josef Aikman, have produced a parody of an ERB. I may make more of them depending on how this shitty one goes down and whether I have the time. Please read on.
RADICAL WEAVILE
VS
NEAGTIVE FOUUUUUUR
NF: Let me guess, here to ask for a date
Well get in PM and get ready to wait
Cause I have nooooo work, lolk
Spitting demotion blogs in Weavile's face
You're still a virgin boy, which slut you think you messing with?
I'm Negative Four, best female since Sierra bitch
I'm always posting nudes, get those guys turned on
Your hopes are non existent, just like your leavers blog
Had enough? It's my habit: when I grab the guy I milk him
You could say this rap is like my alt accounts cos I killed it
RW: Fire, forgive me for these words I speak
I know Coupe and Wach told me to turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Dani's forked tongue up like I'm a cat capische
Vous êtes la salope du wiki, I'm Radical Weavile see
When it comes to dirty bitches you're the patron sinner
Gettin' down on your knees just to pay for dinner
I'll come to the wikis aid when I feel free
I got far in the tourney, you got disqualified, honey
My school actually taught me how I should read
Your highest calling was a text from Left 4 Speed
You got banned for something Dani, now hear all the jokes
"Dani's such a slut you'll find less semen on a boat"
NF: Ice cold, no poke joke intended
You're unknown to the same amount of users that I offended
When I come under fire I will carry on trolling
If Gods in your corner then I'll never stop lolling
RW: Do not take Jason's name in vain, you puny wench
Any guys riding you for only 90 cents
I'd question any talent, learn to keep your clothes ON
you're not untouchable anymore, now quit linking porn