Intro[]
JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES
DONKEY KONG VS.....
GORILLA GRODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
DK[]
it's the king of kongo bongo here for rap battle song,
hang on little buddy this won't be long,
gave mario his start on the nes,
your a sub par villain at best,
i rather face but dragon beat josh to it,
your not that smart just admit,
bananas are my fuel but i won't need to beat your ass,
when it comes to the villain race you'd come last,
Grodd[]
i'm a genius kong best not get me mad,
beat you up well i'll be glad,
bust not give me sass,
cause your fan's are too busy looking at tiny kong's ass,
your girlfriend's over sexualized she looks like a hoebag mixed with a slut,
plus chunky kong has got a big gut,
your getting stale with each game you gonna cry need a hanky,
no wonder you grandparents are wrinkly and cranky,
DK[]
man don't diss my grandparents they fought mario's father long ago,
in your unlimited design you looked very old,
your not the first gorilla get back of the line,
i sold more then a million copies combined,
atleast i got friends and a family too,
nobody even wants to get funky with you,
you have a hitler like character dictator ecphasis on dick,
lex luthor shot you into space you prick,
Grodd[]
i fling across the field like i did superman like a football,
i'm taking the throne this is where you fall,
you think that tie gives you any class?,
that's like putting a cherry on a piece of crap,
you addicted to bananas while i have evolved,
plus why you fight with mario was never solved,
diddy ain't yours that's a hard truth to swallow,
i will tear down your trees they're so hollow,
DK[]
we've beaten king k rool and tikki tong,
we beat ice animals so so long,
we'll take on your army we got friends in high places,
i knocked the moon out of orbit and brought it back,
so just face it your ass is grass,
i was the final boss in punch out i'll knock you out fast,
now put your hands together if you wanna clap,
i just served your rotten monkey ass,
Outro[]
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
JOSH'S!!! *MONKEY NOISES* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!