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Intro[]

JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!

PEPSIMAN! VS THE KOOL AID MAN! BEGIN!

PM[]

i'm not known for talking but it's time break my silence,

your a beloved drink mascot but tonight i am being defiant,

when some kid calls your name you come through saying oh yeah like your some savage,

but even flor from progressive knows your causing property damage,

your tears brought the baby nut but i can break you just by dropping you on the floor from a high height,

better get your friend mr.clean yo clean up your tears gonna enjoy that sight,

now i'm gonna let your do your first verse.

better let me know  when your finished whose the champion of quenching thirst,

KAM[]

Oh yeah! the kool aid man's bursting in harder then when a wall hits your face,

let's face your pepsi japan's biggest mistake,

every time you drop your disses i will come back again,

gonna diss you harder then taco man and avgn.

your videogame is garbage i'm not surprised

since other product and fast food game ends up dried,

you have no face all you got is a creepy mouth.

so why don't you go back to japan and get the fuck out.

PM[]

schwaa! you wanna talk bad games your on to talk.

since not only did you get a game but a marvel comic schlock.

pepsi pours it on while nowadays your limited to your catcphrase,

i got the product that get's the pepsi company payed,

i got a woman whoe boobies can be seen form far away top that,

while you on the other hand with woman fal flat,

you know come to think of it when woman kiss you the comic redears cringe,

now stand still while i give you a dry rinse,

KAM[]

atleast i got comics you got action figures a dispenser bottlecaps and that's all and now your screwed,

your better as a creepypasta you nightmare fuel dude,

your best left forgotten i mean coca cola did it better with they started using santa clause,

your video game is best left forver on pause,

sure you can grow giant but all i gotta do is give you a different drink,

face it pepsiman you just plain stink,

parodied in an anime used a fat dude that's gay,

i won this battle cause they'll pick me over your canned diabetes anyday,

Outro[]

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!

JOSH'S *starts getting drinked through a straw* EPIC RAP BATTLES! *goes throught the straw as the announcer sighs due to getting a refreshing drink*

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