Welcome to my "creative" output. Gonna be making a couple battles here and there so let's see how this goes. Without furthur ado....
MEDIOCRE RAP BATTLES OF IDEAS
Carol Danvers on the mic, here to drop some bars.
Your Power Suit won't help when my disses come in hard.
The best combat I've seen from you is against a Pikachu
And your enemies are just Dark Barney and an evil clone of you.
I'm a symbol for women, a beacon flying around.
Whilst your franchise is waiting to be buried in the ground.
Alright Ms. Marvel, just calm down for a minute There's a bounty for your head and I'm here to claim it.
Been pushing for feminism since 1994. 2019, you broke in and knocked down the door.
Dash of Nova plus some of that Wonder Woman clay.
Forget "higher" and "faster", I just you to go furthur away! Six held the mantle before yet you still failed! Leave the MCU, your actor's lookin' fraile.
That verse was like Other M, mostly bad.
Look at your armor with them mega shoulder pads.
You say that my actor causes fans agrivation?
Clearly you haven't seen the reaction to "Prime Federation"!
I'm gettin movie deals, your games are getting delayed.
Your games are like the Wii U, could've used an upgrade.
Use those jet boots to run away since you can't win.
I'll destroy you like I destroy Thanos the purple raisin chin!
Speaking of Thanos, it seems every time you fight that guy,
Someone important in an iron suit has to die!
You've some serious sassy wit, I'll give you that.
But when it come to my disses, you just can't clap back! I kill ruthlessly and still think you're a dick.
I'm the best bounty hunter you could ever pick!
I'd like to disagree...
Here to stand my ground, fight for myself. Against these low-life losers kids keep on their shelf!
Samus, your fans are horny dudes wanting to see your boobs.
Winning isn't your cards, in fact you have Zero Suits!
Pulled some names from my movies, I'm what you're made of.
Yet when comes to Metroidvanias, I've seen enough.
Carol, back down, no one's rooting for you to win.
Your powers are tough, but maybe take your brain for a spin.
You locked up and killed kids because of a vision.
Yet lowest moment was Ant-Man seeing ya naked! Bad decision!
My rhymes can cause planet-wide annihilation!
Bout' to lock you up and put you in Isolation!