Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki
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This is my diss towards the ERB WIKI

You messed for too long with Johnny LA’s only MC

I will bury myself alive and spit some cadaverrap

Lock myself up, throw away the key and sleep in my own crap


 

While pointing at my belly I say: I have a sixpack here

In my tripe I have a sixpack beer, yeah

This goes deep as your throat and behind that even more

Ill diss you all so hard you’ll all become my little whore


 

When I’m done spitting shit in here you can all dance the eel to it

Cause my balls are nutz and crazy, and small even a bit

I masturbate in public with my small dick, I don’t give a fuuuck

Sometiems I hang before the station begging for a dime or buck


 

But folks never give me shit so I trashed the whole place down

Hit the cops hard in the face when they beg me to calm down

I hate life and all its apects, God will not face me

Cause I wil take him down to hell where we will rap entirely


 

and to fuck Satan up his ass, to show him who’s the boss

Cause I’m his son and he gave me away, what a loss

But now I’m back in the flames of eternal pain


History will regret me like J-j-j-John McCain
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