JaketheManiac vs Amontgomery1432 | |
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Battle information | |
Release date | 15/06/2020 |
Timeline | |
Previous | Bobdave vs Obamabot3000 |
Beat Information | |
Beat(s) | The Beat |
Other information | |
Rappers | Amont |
Yes hi hello, final battle of Round 1 lets go
We fit it all before the deadline without having to stretch it. I'm really proud of yall, forreal, thank you for making all this a very enjoyable experience. This has been an amazing Round 1 and it will only get better and better. This officially confirms I'm the best host.
Paddy:
BRO ITS AMONT VS JAKE
THUNDER CRASHES IN THE DISTANCE
THE MOST EPIC FINALE TO ROUND ONE
EXPLOSION
IT IS JAKEY THE SNAKEY
VS
AMONT THE UH
THE
FLAMONT(?)
WHO WILL GO TO ROUND 2
I DRAMATICALLY POINT TO THE VIEWERS
THATS FOR YOU TO DECIDE
ON THE 8TH BATTLE OF THE NINTH WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT
Rae: shut up
Paddy: ok
The Beat is here. Love and enjoy yourselves.
JakeTheManiac:
Stepping back on the track, The Maniac is going ham
Gonna fry this hammy lookalike of Bobby Moynihan
Had Courage to take on Amy but really needed more hope
'Cause you're so fucked in user battles, your first line was a porn joke!
They'll be crying Rivers when I stomp this ‘Bama nerd quick
No Analytics needed to say your flow is Amateurish
So come and stutter on the mic, take a hiatus when it’s over
Because there's nothing Goode about you! We'll call ya Cable Mediocre!
Amontgomery1432:
Feel like chatting, or do you have another beef on Twitter stewing?
I've got some questions I wanna lob at the dude who abandoned interviewing
I went from the weakest on the site to helping keep this place alive,
Now I stand in the path of Jakey Chasing Amy for the third time!
Got counted out, failed your finals, and even Dragon flamed your weak ass
Had me join your music series so the battles wouldn't b flat
I could make a joke about your name, but they've been done to death
So, like your Discord server, let's put that lifeless joke to rest
JakeTheManiac:
You waited for four years but man, you fucking got worse!
Did you have a third hernia when you shit out that verse?
I'll end Amont’s resurgence and take out this jobless dead beat
Cleaning the tourney of your filth, like dog vomit on your bedsheets
Amontgomery1432:
I stomped you as Godzilla, so, when GridLine bought the track,
Most of my lines were brought intact, and all but four of your's got the axe!
I waited all this time for that? Man, I thought I'd be under you
But, between my list and this battle, you seem destined for number two
JakeTheManiac:
No one fucking asked about GridLine, but I'm glad you made your impression
But that can't mask your retched stench of Pizza Rolls and depression
This battle’s In The Books, so retreat now, go back home and hide
So everyone can say “where the fuck did amont go” for the fiftieth fucking time
Amontgomery1432:
You need to check your schedule jokes, cause, lately, I've been speedin' it
Now tell me why the last MRB as the one with me in it
Feels kinda bad booting your ass out of the tourney so early
But I'm a pro testing police, and every breath you take disturbs me!
That about concludes it. Amont came with some fucking heat after a multiple year tourney hiatus and has grown but was he Alex Goode, Alex Great or Alex Mediocre and was his opponent a Maniac, a Pacifist or guilty of One Time Involuntary Manslaughter? Comment your opinions down below. The Round 2 matchups will be posted on the 17th of June so look forward to them.
Dark Cyan vs ABunchofNumbers • Joeaikman vs SierraStalker • Amontgomery1432 vs LemonCore • Bobdave vs ERBofSmoshery
BONUS Dark Cyan vs Amontgomery1432 • Amy Clover vs MetalFire 2 |
ERBofSmoshery vs LemonCore • ABunchofNumbers vs Joeaikman
BONUS Joeaikman vs LemonCore |
ERBofSmoshery vs ABunchofNumbers |