Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki
Kungfuguy27 vs Epicnail
Flashley vs kung
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Release date 30/12/2022
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Beat(s) The Beat
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Rappers it's been 2 months

Hi this is Kung, thank you for being patient! It’s probably not as good as you’re hoping for but I think it’s not bad so please enjoy!! I wanted to do justice to the beat Paddy gave us cause I thought it had a cool 90’s vibe so I tried to do a cool 90’s-style intro, you’re supposed to read the first four bars in a sing-songy kinda way. Nail might’ve written to the beat but it kinda switches in a weird way during his verse and it’s hard to follow after that but whatever

Hi this is Mortal I apologise for any motivation lost from any participants here. Hope you can care enough to actually finish this that'd be pretty cool.

The Beat



Kungfuguy27:


Let’s take it back to the days before Trump was a name

On our tongues, everyone would hold hands and we sung

About loving our friendships and you were the one

Who started the trend and we followed along

If we’re ranking Wiki names, then Nail’s on the top floor

Only person in the world with a popular sock drawer

And your parodies? Hilarity! Novel thoughts: not a rarity

Called out the Wiki and the Wiki said “you’ve given us clarity”

Askin “are these battles good?” - no reply? Kept grinding

Nothin but beautiful n brutal battle bars on the mindset

Gave no fucks if a battle sucked, and I promise that that’s a compliment

Led with confidence, knocked out competition, racked up accomplishments

It’s no wonder you and Wonder were the ones I admired most

Before I shared a single bar or ever made a single post

He goes against the grain and his impact will last forever

The Nail in our message boards that held everything together


Epicnail:


My impact on the wiki was a bit iffy

Did jack shit as staff then I quit quickly

But 9wave), time to bake a compliment pie

I care what you have to say, Kungfuguy (yuh)

No raps go half as hard as Kung's do. Simple as 1, 2

If I didn't quit out on that tourney then you probably would've won too

I stalled on the writing now there's nowhere left to run to

Second battle that I'm letting drag-on into round 2 (true)

KungfuGOATed; dumb fools owned by the stuff you wrote in

Top blog dog how he runs through polling (voted.)

Blew(blue) out quick like I got demoted (oh shit)

Praise so warm that I still got roasted (hot hot)

I can't duel with the better half of Branfu

The lyrically adequate man on attack with the pen

Not talking 'bout scrapping with animals at a damn zoo

(Brandon Service DF Really Did That. (True!))


Kungfuguy27:


Nah but, here’s a thing I didn’t know a user could do

This fucker beat Matoro 58, fourty-four to two

Shit, in comparison, I’ve got nothing to boast

You did six times my edits and five times my posts

Your Random Raps are actually impressive as hell for 2014

Pretty please revive the Wiki RPG, I would gladly join the team

But you should lead, cause I trust your creative intellect

You’d take charge, but never take all the credit like Bitconnect


Epicnail:


Wow, you're lapping me, what a catastrophe, I suck!

My raps were like apples and you snapped back like Isaac

That reference was a bit dated and random

But you're truly the only Gravity Man I'm a fan of

When it comes to edits, it's about the quality

so in contributions you come out on top of me


like bruh, I don't think I've ever finished a project


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