Kungfuguy27 vs Epicnail | |
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Release date | 30/12/2022 |
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Beat Information | |
Beat(s) | The Beat |
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Rappers | it's been 2 months |
Hi this is Kung, thank you for being patient! It’s probably not as good as you’re hoping for but I think it’s not bad so please enjoy!! I wanted to do justice to the beat Paddy gave us cause I thought it had a cool 90’s vibe so I tried to do a cool 90’s-style intro, you’re supposed to read the first four bars in a sing-songy kinda way. Nail might’ve written to the beat but it kinda switches in a weird way during his verse and it’s hard to follow after that but whatever
Hi this is Mortal I apologise for any motivation lost from any participants here. Hope you can care enough to actually finish this that'd be pretty cool.
Kungfuguy27:
Let’s take it back to the days before Trump was a name
On our tongues, everyone would hold hands and we sung
About loving our friendships and you were the one
Who started the trend and we followed along
If we’re ranking Wiki names, then Nail’s on the top floor
Only person in the world with a popular sock drawer
And your parodies? Hilarity! Novel thoughts: not a rarity
Called out the Wiki and the Wiki said “you’ve given us clarity”
Askin “are these battles good?” - no reply? Kept grinding
Nothin but beautiful n brutal battle bars on the mindset
Gave no fucks if a battle sucked, and I promise that that’s a compliment
Led with confidence, knocked out competition, racked up accomplishments
It’s no wonder you and Wonder were the ones I admired most
Before I shared a single bar or ever made a single post
He goes against the grain and his impact will last forever
The Nail in our message boards that held everything together
Epicnail:
My impact on the wiki was a bit iffy
Did jack shit as staff then I quit quickly
But 9wave), time to bake a compliment pie
I care what you have to say, Kungfuguy (yuh)
No raps go half as hard as Kung's do. Simple as 1, 2
If I didn't quit out on that tourney then you probably would've won too
I stalled on the writing now there's nowhere left to run to
Second battle that I'm letting drag-on into round 2 (true)
KungfuGOATed; dumb fools owned by the stuff you wrote in
Top blog dog how he runs through polling (voted.)
Blew(blue) out quick like I got demoted (oh shit)
Praise so warm that I still got roasted (hot hot)
I can't duel with the better half of Branfu
The lyrically adequate man on attack with the pen
Not talking 'bout scrapping with animals at a damn zoo
(Brandon Service DF Really Did That. (True!))
Kungfuguy27:
Nah but, here’s a thing I didn’t know a user could do
This fucker beat Matoro 58, fourty-four to two
Shit, in comparison, I’ve got nothing to boast
You did six times my edits and five times my posts
Your Random Raps are actually impressive as hell for 2014
Pretty please revive the Wiki RPG, I would gladly join the team
But you should lead, cause I trust your creative intellect
You’d take charge, but never take all the credit like Bitconnect
Epicnail:
Wow, you're lapping me, what a catastrophe, I suck!
My raps were like apples and you snapped back like Isaac
That reference was a bit dated and random
But you're truly the only Gravity Man I'm a fan of
When it comes to edits, it's about the quality
so in contributions you come out on top of me
like bruh, I don't think I've ever finished a project
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