Meatholl vs Dragonsblood23 - The Second Official ERB Wiki Compliment Tournament

Meatholl vs Dragonsblood23
Battle information
Release date	24/10/2022
Timeline
Beat Information
Beat(s)	The Beat
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Rappers	wholesome battle

The royal tournament for the nicest MC across the Epic Rap Battles of History Wikipedia has long commenced, yet only four brave warriors fought so far. As the gallery was wondering when the next challenger will come, they gasped their mouths as they saw a majestic sight - a giant golden dragon has flown in and settled itself, but not to the audience - but to a lonely sloth sleeping in the nearby forest. These were our next challengers and they have come to take the crown.

What in the seven Coupes was that? I was just enjoying my rest after doing my charity work at the homeless shelter slash orphanage when suddenly I heard wings coming closer…

Do you mind if I could possibly come in? It’s Dragon! I beg your pardon, excuse me! I just finished saving a school bus full of children when I saw you resting in this gorgeous big strong gigantic firm tree. Majestic, I must say!

Oh hey Dragon! Thank you sosososososo much for gracing me with your presence. Could you permit a lowly little rat like me the opportunity to battle once more? I want to make up for my past transgressions.

Don’t you worry about it my friend! My pal! Buddy! I would be nothing less than delighted to partake in what you would call a Compliment Rap Battle. Are you ready for a splendid day?

And so the DJ has started the beat and their duel commenced.

OH BOY! LET’S GO!

AWW YEAH!

Dragonsblood23: (00:22)

In a duel of who can exchange the better compliments

How could I stack against a finalist of the wiki tournament?!

We're talking OG Comedian, the dude whose jokes are bonkers

Long before ThanOpp, You Decide that You Came, Saw, and Conquered!

You enter battles with no shame, none of your jokes are the same

As each verse uniquely stands out, kind of like your name

Look man, its good to see you again, and its really been fun

But in past battles we had, we both know who wins Round 1

Meatholl: (00:45)

Compliment food? Babe, stoppp… you’re making me blush😚

Let’s get Meat Hollsome first, and maybe later we FUCK.

You know what makes him great? Dedication, resolution

Eric paved the way and has kept improving! Day by day, an evolution

Haters hate, it never moved him! Fights the strongest all the time

Now he’s got more bars in ERB than most of us combined

Compared to you I’m doo doo water, filth, trash and waste

I always end up second place, you gold like lairs, 😎DRAGON’S BASED😎

Dragonsblood23: (01:08)

You call me based, yet you're taking homeruns

When it comes to big laughs, you beat me by a ton

I mean everyone here sees you as the wiki Quagmire

But on the mic, you turn to Satan, spittin absolute fire!

You put a spell on your opponents as you leave them cursed

With a strong passion to be on thirds while I wrote my first verse

And yet I'm sure you take your time and keep a healthy pace

Cause like your spirit animal, slow and steady wins the race!

Meatholl: (01:30)

Satan? You gave ME hell! So match our spirits, I’m no winner

Always PG since he knows one “fuck” will make this Sloth a sinner

Cause what you’re Dragon forth is that big enormous cock of yours, this

anthropomorphic’s hot and gorgeous; I saw your face and got endorphins

Eric's door hinge dwarfs my four-inch! His top performance God endorsements

He writes, directs, has more in store AND he rocks the softest foreskin!

To sum it up, it’s forever D’s prime, we better resign

Tourney cancelled, from now on only 23 rhymes!

No you! No you! No you! No you! After you! You first my man! God you were great! Nooo your verses slapped! Want to… you know? You’re my best friend! No you! No you! No you!

Dragonsblood23: (02:04)

I appreciate your compliments but I must confess

Between the two of us, you still remain the best

After all these years of silence, you came back, i'm impressed

Sloth may be labeled as a sin but this Sloth Pope is blessed

Your raps are like the jokes you write, they go hard

but you matured and knew when you went too far

and I respect the lessons you learned on the way

to make you the dope user that you are today

People underestimate you as you're a heavy hitter

That's been running this shit since the Wiki Twitter

So take the W now as I'll sit back in defeat