| Mortal5075 vs ABunchofNumbers | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 26/02/2023 |
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| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | The Beat |
| Other information | |
| Rappers | Hagrid |
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Yes that cover is drawn by Paddy himself in MSPaint it is glorious I know. This art will make him a cash spender.
Abon is neat and this tourney is neat and battles are neat so I thought why not let's do this I just wanted to do one more compliment battle also I got an adrenaline after how much I enjoyed writing the previous two. This will also continue the small theme of compliment battles that happened before as regular ones. In our case it's not very memorable but it still exists. I think back then not a lot of things just came in mind when it comes to any actual Abon material so I didn't even make any Brazil jokes and just made a bunch of "your raps are wack" bars which I think are still good looking back I actually liked my verses there they are good. Abon did good too and when it comes to this battle both enjoyed writing this and it was done relatively quickly (we just started late) so I hope you will enjoy reading this too.
Thanks and good luck finishing up your bars Kung sure it will be great when it arrives.
Mortal5075:
What words should I describe you with? Masturbator? Ok wait errm…
The only date I regretted matching but still connected with later!
And also such a snack you could put your country's famine to rest
When this Brazilian waxes poetry he's getting stuff off his chest
The tourney proved you’re just too good, we barely came up with those roasts, bro
The world should know that HanniLecter had a hot quote this guy ghost wrote
But even more so when just being a chill friend you never sold yourself short
You’re the only Harry Potter subject that’s morally right to support
Oh Monsieur Abon, I think tu es bon, to you I am a son, to me you are a Don
If you went all AWOL, hid like you're anon, we'd miss you a ton, developed a bond
Your dad's a stupid fuck who didn't care, yeah we both can relate there
And so it seems that "Pi" is right, the root of Numbers is a square
You're so ace at finishing closers, full of wit and leaves us in a split like you're Moses
Talent? Has a shitful of doses, when you've finished the stage will be littered with roses
I hope you’ll permit, not oppose this but who made you so pretty, I’m starstruck!
And you’ve defo affected the climate changing around here with that dump truck
ABunchofNumbers:
I go rabid for your avid jokes and would be glad to call you dad
Raps as a hyena masked, yet it's him that makes us laugh
So combining your mad wit with the rhythm of a nasty beat?
I thought your country's cold was deadly; it pales next to your heat
Bro, you straight up run this website, host with most cred in these streets
This is a role reversal, all of us groveling at Mort's feet
Don't deserve the shit you get; every pedo jab, I felt rage
Your catches are like your own battles: you prefer them well-aged
This Russian Heavy with the bars, endless shots on your lines
'Course I get gunned down by you; got me at the end of a Nine
Any time someone vents, you help and make sure concern's seen
So many social skills I don't possess, it's not just my text you turned green
I wouldn't ever watch Freshy if you weren't there to make it hyper
'Cause even Dustin Tales behind ya when cooking up a cypher
Don't wanna be called Fedora? Well, to twist that joke's roots
You fit the bill of the Explorer by giving monkeys the Boots
Mortal5075:
Thought I'd cheat you of a win? Man you and I are on a different mode
4-0 with no cheats, you play these battles with a different code
But I might cheat cause I'll break my diet for this scrumptious meal
Might even cheat like pretending that you never said "I will"
Nah you just mentioned that cypher so I will now flip it profusely
Cause you might be the Wiki Keyblade but will never act a Pussy
I’d say you’re Cosby, man, got shots to put down any fella
But nah you’re Cosby, man, got known by eating up a Jella.
ABunchofNumbers:
Skin thicker than your accent with all the times you've been panned
Just tilt your lines ninety degrees and that's how tall you stand
You're about that wiki boosting, never slouch on contributions
While the best I've done for Freedom was vouch for your inclusion
You push boundaries, but still know what your limits are
And got the balls to admit when you took things too far
It's like you're Oppy's copy, you drop bombs, raise hell
Gonna destroy my world? Shit, you'd have to kill yourself
Mortal5075:
If I would ever become a terrorist and threaten Brazil with demolition
My demands would be for them to erase your debt and maybe a paid tuition
Whatever happens man, your pen will stay sick, it's that basic
A Bunch of Numbers falling off would only happen in the Matrix
ABunchofNumbers:
I still needed to tally up a bonus loss, so thanks
You tear up S-tiers, dude, who cares about an F-rank?
Even dressed in drag for Hairspray or any other cause
You're still more of a man than your father ever was
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