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Mortal5075 vs Mcdamon23
Damortal
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Release date 19/10/2022
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Beat(s) The Beat
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Rappers ace a tourney

Wowowwowow I had three hours of sleep so let's make this quick ummmmmmmmm

me and damon are cool friends we like each others battles we are buddy chum chums so

This makes for a good compliment battle I hope all the compliment matchups will be buddy chum chums to one degree or another when the bonding process of doing a battle ends.

Sorry for taking ages on Joe.

But also the rest of you fuckers need to stop taking ages on battles.

Maybe not actually, there's no rush, I made it to the first of November so people would have time on their hands I shouldn't get mad at them.

I am sorry for having a rhyme that's just a filler phrase of the next sentence I broke my own rules

Ocean Beats are super underrated I will definitely use more of them.


Mortal5075:


Man, I was the friend with the first comment the moment you had your blog post penned

But now you are the MILC here - a Man I’d Like to Compliment

So if I were to rap about this great man and sing him praise

Then my goal is like AA Tutorials; an easy case

I mean you're even nice to Joe, bitch. All the trolls? You spoke nice quotes of them

You're not just nice to the Toxic, you even place your votes for them

But be prepared for the ovations when this is finished, all because

If I were to break down Damon, it’d end in thunderous applause


Mcdamon23


I won’t go dominant when you´re born for compliments, flow’s on demand,

Might ball competent but can my accomplishments match yours, not confidant

Know you won’t feel low giving one more go stroking this schmoe’s ego

You could run and win the polls with votes from any common joe

It’s an honor to join the ring with my fellow shitfest member

Where each second spend with Mortal’s a moment we all remember

How each fight leaves you murdered´s a mystery even I can´t solve

But with all those low scores, you´re a real master at mini golf


Mortal5075:


I’m sure your mum was amazed since youth that this boy she raised always stays subdued

But he’s not weak, he could blaze through feuds and leave all opponents dazed, confused

Such a strong lad he won’t be fazed by nukes, and he still stays the same, it ain’t a fluke

Wow, I’m so busy praising you that I messed up the rhyme here!

It's quite clear there is a bright hope on the path that your fate will bring

Future’s like your Discord names - you’ll put your name on everything

Inventing more ideas than Miu, every matchup is clear and bright

Went as the Orca because man you’re represented by what’s Wright


Mcdamon23:


tips fedora at Fedor You really make beating you a challenge

Writing so great, you make Tekashi look like he got real talent

Each work a scene smooth as cream, got genes filled with mean lean rhyme schemes

I’ll come clean, matching your routines I used the rhymezone near rhymes screen (NNNOOOOOO!)

Your lines are the best long thing I've sat through since rise from the ashes

With me the culprit to your Wright justice raised from the masses

I’m a fake fan next to you. Your Zieks fight steals spotlight from my Moonlight

Whatever your black quill writes on paper is keeping this fool bright


Mortal5075:


Man, I bet that you got game, I mean the “dame” is in your name, Damon

I should go over here and compliment your fit like damn, damon

You're an awesome author, hoes are hot and bothered cause you're so honest and often offer help

So of course this artist draws an awfully gorgeous image of himself

With my blogs, you’ve got me covered, my biggest reader, there’s no doubt

Might think our battles are attractive the way we check each other out

And if we'd talk about your writing then there’d be lots of things to brag on

Cause the degree of that fire is the same number as of dragons


Mcdamon23


You’re on another medium, in high spirits I can’t channel

Where’d Dustin be without you? You bring the Freshy to the Kanal

Like Shuichi, take my hat off for a pianist’s plays of truths

Call this DL-6, stuck elevated struck by truth bullets you shoot

Before your fame and success, before you left Bantha inactive

Before you had an audience you already had me captive

Forget tourneys, your series got Pads beat faster than he does Portal

Let them talk shit all you want, to me you’re always my immortal


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