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Hiiiiiiiiii how are you, how's your wife, how's quarantine been treating you, hoping everything's been okay. Here is a cypher. I always procrastinating this and putting this off for a long time but better late then never I suppose. We put together this cypher just to spit some bars for the last time since everyone is leaving off wiki now so this was like a final meet-up to celebrate the time and stuff.

It must be very exciting to have Loyg spit a verse after such a long time for all of yall and he delivers lmao. All of us are rapping not bout j ust us but about the wiki in general which was nice to reminisce about. I think that we can all say that our time in the wiki was special and has shaped a part of our life and introduced people that changed us in some variation or another. I would certainly not be the same person without talking to people like Pads and Rae, and talking to Kit made me develop as a person too. The interest is not there but its still nice to think about or reading old wiki battles. Hell I still upload every now and again.

So I want to say an individual thank you to Amy, thank you to Smoshery and especially to Loyg. Love to all three, hope yall doing good. So yeah enjoy.

Beat


Mortal5075:

Um

This bananas


Take em to older wiki days, the shit about to get freaky

Call me Julian Assange, I got the bars from the Wiki

You Joe-schmoes think your auto is sick, well they're just fake, man

Cause with the Rated R writing that I GoT, I make them ache, man

Call my victims Gagarin, yeah they're now one with the stars

You spit sick but you aint kill shit, that's Novichok bars

My ice is far in height, got the coldest of hearts

It's like I spit my bars in German; you will Die at the start.

So cut the fucking cheese like a baby born Jewish

Your spine weaker than the fucking bones the dogs chew with

Always motivated to be rated higher than seven

But if I roll with Dustin’s crew, well shit I must be Eleven

Spit some edgy shit before but I'm hoping we past that

If my girl Amy wants the mic? I will happily pass that

So don't you go and mess with me boy or I will be resort

To choke a man until he blacks out, that's that dark side of force



ERBofSmoshery:


Got a scope to send some bullets through a site like a sniper

So I’ll sigh n write some bars like I’m Cy for this cypher

Shootin’ cold like I’m Bucky, so best believe I’m disarmin’ ya

Roamin’ over with a Bite to shock ya mind like Natalia!

Won the tourney after five years grinding, it’s pretty hype

Now I’m on the site and can’t B Positive when I type

'Cause when a Wiki gets sickly and diseased in a nutshell

I flow from the heart; these bars are locked in my blood cells!

The place took a worse turn, this ain’t what our work earned!

They pulled a trigger now we seeing st*rs like Kirkburn!

Got chicos acting Alpha but they’re clowns like Harpo

'Cause the humour slaps dick! You ain’t makin’ marks, bros!

Shoutout to the Cap, he had our Freedom restored

We’d all be hanging by a thread if it wasn’t for Dis-cord!

Had my share of memories, then this shit went ahead

Now I see DFD: a battle rap fan-Dumb found dead!


Beat change

Holupholupholup

Amy and Loyg are rapping

We gotta get a beat change, this an event man


Amy Clover:


It’s saddening what’s happening, what Fandom has done

A wiki barely clinging to life that’s now reduced to none

Battles and blogs are both barron of comments or votes,

Man, they rebranded, bashed, and buried something that they broke.

Shout out to Kodi for punching the Numbers and taking the Ninth;

The Last of the Line-Up of Legends, so great when they write.

Fuck Fandom! Ain’t jackshit sans having Sannse run the site

But these bitches past their prime just tossed their users to the side

But fuck it, though, I’m here to spit a verse, the first of many

Where Dreamiverse isn't asking you to do a battle of his OCs already,

Or getting in the top blog for commenting to every response, aplenty

And wondering how and why the site got so fucking empty

It's TKandMit changing a bit, Amy K is in this bitch

Once the Tkwarrior, and notorious, four name changes in

Fuck a finale, my reputation wins every race that we’re in

Back to the days Night's age was younger than his pray, shit!

Back then we busted a Four4, Coupe got hit with a car door,

When Tesla Man would start wars, shit was a lot more hardcore!

So this is the encore, to our Wiki, here's a toast

To roasts and rigging votes, all my shitposters, staff, and hosts

To every user that I battled and the users that I won't,

It's been a pleasure, friends! Wear a mask, and stay at home!


Give some fucking applause

Cause its Loyg time bitches


Loygonsano55:


Ay yo, Fandom

I see you've decided to fuck us

Well we decided to do the same

To you!

Suck my fucking dick

Suck my fucking dick

Put your lips on my prick and suck my fucking dick

Suck my fucking dick

Suck my fucking dick

Put your lips on my prick and suck my fucking, suck my fucking

Fandom, you're a cunt and you really screwed the pooch

Once you're done with my penis you can chew my fucking gooch

No one asked for this shit, but you're asking for this

Chug my balls, motherfuckers, wash 'em down with my piss

You used to be a brand that we all recognised

Redesigned and switched sides to a brand we despise

You're nothing to revel at and now that we've settled that

Sit down with the guys, we're gonna have a Special:Chat

It's lunacy how you're killing off your communities

Pushing a virus on us and with no herd immunity

I'd make a blog complaining, but I can't find the button

But I'm back, dissing, cussing out discussions that you ushered in

Still on my shaft? You can swallow all my spaff

Now we're all firing off like you fired half your staff

Man, why'd you have to fuck it up? What we had was decent

But you're all fucking tools and that's not a change that's recent



Thank you very much for reading all four verses and for Smoshery, Amy and Loyg. I'm hoping we can all stay in touch in the future cause these times have been real. Cheers.

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User Battles Mortal5075 vs MetalFire (16-5)Mortal5075 vs DarkCyan (10-8)Mortal5075 vs Joeaikman (8-7)Mortal5075 vs Bantha117 (17-16)Mortal5075 vs ERBofSmoshery (3-17)Mortal5075 vs AmyClover (6-11)Mortal5075 vs ABunchofNumbers (0-4)Mortal5075 vs PaddyAnarchy (1-13)Mortal5075 vs DarkCyan 2 (3-5)Mortal5075 vs Epicnail (0-1) Mortal5075 vs King Peggy (3-1)Mortal5075 vs Obamabot3000 (4-2)Mortal5075 vs Mcdamon23 (8-4)Mortal5075 vs Joeaikman (2-9)Mortal5075 vs ABunchofNumbers (1-6)Mortal5075 vs Meatholl (4-11)
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