| Wachowman vs Meatholl | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 21/02/2023 |
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| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | The Beat |
| Other information | |
| Rappers | hot gay sex |
Ok uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wachowman vs Meatholl let's fucking go. Now this is a battle I am excited for. Meat round 1 was blessing us with one banger after other, it was a great battle. And I didn't really know what to expect from Wach but man did his thing vs Abon and also gave some really good bars. I think this pairing is also successful cause while I don't see Wach and Meat interact in Discord often they are kind of pals and have good chemistry together ngl. It was a good and wholesome time all around. Also shoutouts to Meat for delivering verses relatively quickly even if he was busy. Can't wait for Kung vs Amont and then its onward to Round 3. Might also be cooking up a little bonus battle with someone. Maybe.
The Beat is this, probably the 3rd link Meat found when searching for beats, it's still an ok beat, won't complain.
Have a great read
Meatholl:
We’re old-timers, Scraw beside us, all-nighters, war survivors
I was there for the best 6 hours of all-time, (uh)
Fuck Mons, let’s trade saliva, dickpics and nudes
So chiseled and cute! Not just women want to kick it with you
It’s ludicrous! Just look at him! This dude’s chin is proof against
any rude attempt to claim his mutagen ain’t from an Übermensch
So where we lie? In bed, sucking like your old verses be
You’re a 10 like today’s occasion! (Today is his tenth anniversary)
Wachowman:
Two masters of their craft, you really can’t replicate this,
You’re not the only Meaty man I think of on a weekly basis.
But just like in the Paldea region, you’ll always be my best bro,
It’s pretty rad that on a silly fandom you have a badass manifesto.
I’ll never forget the support you had for all of my content,
It’s not just your kind words here, you were my parodies first comment!
For that I’ll bend over for you Jorn, but this time it’s not to kick me,
Lust’ a better Sin for you than Sloth, you’ve got my heart racing quickly!
Meatholl:
We ain’t the same, what you create and make is leagues apart
Let me explain in ways that does justice to your heaps of art:
The scene’ll start with Meat and Wach, two stories and one evil arc
Meat trolls and he departs! Wach stays, creates and reaches charts
Every Week a leading part; Parodies, Songs, Features, Bars
I left this site for dead, you became it’s fucking beating heart
So fuck the Drama, noone can shit on your accomplishments
You Hurt and Heal, of course you’d beat all of us at compliments!
Wachowman:
The Wiki was lost at one point, then Meat came and turned the lights on,
Saw the stupid drama and wanted all the fights gone.
The troublesome Users were all he had his sights on,
This ain’t the first time he and I first partied ‘til the Nights gone.
Man, the Scraw, Meat, Wach days, that’s the holy trinity,
Back then I always kissed your ass and now I’d rather do it physically.
I’m thinking about the utopia if Meat was never banned,
You as the solo Bureaucrat? I’d call that the promised Netherland.
Meatholl:
No position deserves you, this Macho Man’s a legend
That’s why I talk to Frank! For his Nachowman impressions
Any match that I left intact cause you had my back means shit to me
But I’d lick your fucking armpit just to get a taste of victory
Wachowman:
You’re a natural leader, I love watching you taking charge,
Shit maybe I should take after you when it comes to making bars.
Your tourney records nearly flawless, I’m sure you’ll be the one advancing,
This ain’t the first time I’ve pegged you as last User standing.
Meatholl:
Fuck a tourney record, your legacy’s all history sees
Got us all looking at you like:
Wachowman:
Whether troll or staff or your roll in wrath, everyone sees you as a mentor,
I may have lived their half a year, but you’re the Wiki’s Maine Eventer!
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