Peggy vs Paddy | |
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Battle information | |
Release date | now |
Number | 3 |
Timeline | |
Previous | girl fight but like not fighting really |
Next | kung vs nail i hope! |
Beat Information | |
Beat(s) | The Beat |
Other information | |
Rappers | replace the add with an egg |
yeah hello hi to keep things brief for the uninitiated brandon service df was disqualified and mortal was like "ok someone volunteer to battle peggy" and i was like yea sure realistically of all the options to battle peggy i think i am the best because he has like zero wiki material and the other people who would work are in round 2 already. is this my secret method to reenter the tournament????? not really im bored of this thing however i could never pass up an opportunity to say nice things to my good friend peggy"!! the pegmeister!!! pegward!!!!!!
i was hesitant but mortal pressured me into it so blame him for this honestly i didnt do anything (also it is what peggy wanted i think)
this battle was like mostly written in roughly 2 hours (whether this is a flex or a cope is up to you)
i had fun peggy had fun we had fun its fun its a fun battle okay its fun
peggy your dumb joke with the links took like 20 minutes i hope you're happy
vote or dont vote i dont care anymore its not like its going to change the outcome of anything or whatever just wanted peggy to have A Battle
kung stop playing minecraft write some got damb bars in this bih
Paddy:[]
Uhmm hello hi you may remember me for losing to Josef
Through the kindness of Mortal there's a second chance I've been bestowed with
But if you want generosity the one who deserves real recognition
Is the one giving VA messages or completely free artwork commissions
and that's good fucking art, too, lines as smooth and clean as his Sephiroth
crossfaded his way into this community's hearts, and its safe to say we're all better off
This penguin's the fliest, patient with writing, with constant quotable moments he's providing
You don't want to let that crown fall, Peggy, keep your head held high, King
Peggy:[]
That verse was explosive but i'll come at ya with jojo memes!
I may be a king but your bomb ass is killer, queen!
Out of you and the Canadian it is your kindness that's immense
After all it is you that gave Joe Aikman a second chance
I can't skirt past the hard work it must've been to hold up the wiki
Cause without your tourney the wiki rap battles would be history
It's a mystery how you managed to stay friends with me
But that was just a sideshow, now here comes the main stream
Paddy:[]
If being friends with you's a mystery, to solve it you don't need to be Kirigiri
Truthfully you're like an Asian reflection of me with more talent and artistic consistency
and let's not forget with a verse that great he already had half a battle written
He didn't complain, just write up another, he'd calmly take down this whole competition
And honestly, it's only the start of his modesty, he helps those who need it, doesn't need to gloat
His positive qualities an abundant commodity! Everyone's gotta see he's the GOAT
We're all waiting on every PeggyPost, he's so humble and always ready
My favourite activities are getting pegged, playing Peggle and talking to Peggy
Peggy:[]
Here's a riddle, which user who made their debut spits hotter than a griddle
There is a P and Y but there's no egg in the middle
Little surprise he got rhymes since he's from the land of literacy
He's so cool he makes me want to visit Britain literally!
The percentage of you winning this is almost a hundred
But what matters isn't the results it's about having fun innit?
Has a big cock but doesn't act like one, I'd come if he made that announcement
And I'll seal this debate closed like straw holes with cement around it!
Paddy:[]
I guess there's not really any simpler way to spit this
I'm Paddy autistic. You're Peggy autistic.
You're the gift that keeps on giving, taking dubs constantly
Became an icon instantly, and has a massive cock (probably.)
I'll be honest here, I genuinely do not care at all about round 2
I just kinda wanted an excuse to say some nice things about you
Because the tourney just started and King Peggy's getting crowned soon
Finishing lines are hard for me. fuck, uhm. I like to pound dudes. (?)
Peggy:[]
Oh? We're still going? That is fine by me!
I've just been sitting idly watching this english chad stride like Livesey!
Every chat gets lively when he invites his presence
He don't need hamon, he oozes 1800's vampiric essence!
Man I'm sad this is only 3 verses, I can forever fruit gush
But I've learned from Vi v Rae that sometimes it's good to rush
So I'll leave you with my parting words as a bird of passage
You're the best thing that's happened to ERB since MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAAAAAGE
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