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Peggy vs Paddy
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Release date now
Number 3
Timeline
Previous girl fight but like not fighting really
Next kung vs nail i hope!
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Rappers replace the add with an egg

yeah hello hi to keep things brief for the uninitiated brandon service df was disqualified and mortal was like "ok someone volunteer to battle peggy" and i was like yea sure realistically of all the options to battle peggy i think i am the best because he has like zero wiki material and the other people who would work are in round 2 already. is this my secret method to reenter the tournament????? not really im bored of this thing however i could never pass up an opportunity to say nice things to my good friend peggy"!! the pegmeister!!! pegward!!!!!!

i was hesitant but mortal pressured me into it so blame him for this honestly i didnt do anything (also it is what peggy wanted i think)

this battle was like mostly written in roughly 2 hours (whether this is a flex or a cope is up to you)

i had fun peggy had fun we had fun its fun its a fun battle okay its fun

peggy your dumb joke with the links took like 20 minutes i hope you're happy

vote or dont vote i dont care anymore its not like its going to change the outcome of anything or whatever just wanted peggy to have A Battle

kung stop playing minecraft write some got damb bars in this bih



Paddy:[]

Uhmm hello hi you may remember me for losing to Josef

Through the kindness of Mortal there's a second chance I've been bestowed with

But if you want generosity the one who deserves real recognition

Is the one giving VA messages or completely free artwork commissions

and that's good fucking art, too, lines as smooth and clean as his Sephiroth

crossfaded his way into this community's hearts, and its safe to say we're all better off

This penguin's the fliest, patient with writing, with constant quotable moments he's providing

You don't want to let that crown fall, Peggy, keep your head held high, King

Peggy:[]

That verse was explosive but i'll come at ya with jojo memes!

I may be a king but your bomb ass is killer, queen!

Out of you and the Canadian it is your kindness that's immense

After all it is you that gave Joe Aikman a second chance

I can't skirt past the hard work it must've been to hold up the wiki

Cause without your tourney the wiki rap battles would be history

It's a mystery how you managed to stay friends with me

But that was just a sideshow, now here comes the main stream

Paddy:[]

If being friends with you's a mystery, to solve it you don't need to be Kirigiri

Truthfully you're like an Asian reflection of me with more talent and artistic consistency

and let's not forget with a verse that great he already had half a battle written

He didn't complain, just write up another, he'd calmly take down this whole competition

And honestly, it's only the start of his modesty, he helps those who need it, doesn't need to gloat

His positive qualities an abundant commodity! Everyone's gotta see he's the GOAT

We're all waiting on every PeggyPost, he's so humble and always ready

My favourite activities are getting pegged, playing Peggle and talking to Peggy

Peggy:[]

Here's a riddle, which user who made their debut spits hotter than a griddle

There is a P and Y but there's no egg in the middle

Little surprise he got rhymes since he's from the land of literacy

He's so cool he makes me want to visit Britain literally!

The percentage of you winning this is almost a hundred

But what matters isn't the results it's about having fun innit?

Has a big cock but doesn't act like one, I'd come if he made that announcement

And I'll seal this debate closed like straw holes with cement around it!

Paddy:[]

I guess there's not really any simpler way to spit this

I'm Paddy autistic. You're Peggy autistic.

You're the gift that keeps on giving, taking dubs constantly

Became an icon instantly, and has a massive cock (probably.)

I'll be honest here, I genuinely do not care at all about round 2

I just kinda wanted an excuse to say some nice things about you

Because the tourney just started and King Peggy's getting crowned soon

Finishing lines are hard for me. fuck, uhm. I like to pound dudes. (?)

Peggy:[]

Oh? We're still going? That is fine by me!

I've just been sitting idly watching this english chad stride like Livesey!

Every chat gets lively when he invites his presence

He don't need hamon, he oozes 1800's vampiric essence!

Man I'm sad this is only 3 verses, I can forever fruit gush

But I've learned from Vi v Rae that sometimes it's good to rush

So I'll leave you with my parting words as a bird of passage

You're the best thing that's happened to ERB since MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAAAAAGE

Joeaikman vs Mr Swell GuyMortal5075 vs Mcdamon23Meatholl vs Dragonsblood23Wachowman vs ABunchofNumbersBobdave vs Amontgomery1432MetalFire vs Cherrae WitchKing Peggy vs Mr Swell GuyKungfuguy27 vs Epicnail
Joeaikman vs Mortal5075 Cherrae Witch vs King PeggyWachowman vs MeathollAmontgomery1432 vs ABunchofNumbers

BONUS: Mortal5075 vs ABunchofNumbers

Joeaikman vs Amontgomery1432Cherrae Witch vs Meatholl
Meatholl vs Amontgomery1432