Wachowman vs ABunchofNumbers - Second Official ERB Wiki Compliment Tournament

Wachowman vs ABunchofNumbers
Battle information
Release date	12/12/2021
Number	4
Timeline
Previous	aw yeah
Next	dunno :P
Beat Information
Beat(s)	The Beat
Other information
Rappers	ABoN Wachowman

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. BOYS AND GIRLS. THOSE WHO DO NOT IDENTIFY WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED CATEGORIES. TODAY WE HAVE A TRUE CLASH OF THE TITANS. LONG AWAITED BY AUDIENCES AROUND THE GLOBE, A NAILBITING MATCHUP, FOES EAGER AND READY TO SAY NICE AND POLITE THINGS TO EACHOTHER IN RAP FORMAT. I'M POSTING THIS BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WANTS TO AND I THINK MORTAL IS ASLEEP OR SOMETHING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

IN THIS CORNER, TOURNEY FINALIST, WE KNOW HE IS REPPING BRAZIL BECAUSE THIS MAN IS ON FIRE MY FRIENDS

IN THIS CORNER, THE OLD SCHOOL WIKI VETERAN WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR TO MAKE HIS GRAND RETURN

ARE YOU READY? I'M FUCKING READY. LETS GO FUCKING YEAHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(abon starts at 00:39 on the beat lol)

ABunchofNumbers:

I have a lot to tell you all about Wachowman's mad props

Chat got dropped but he's not stopped being the model of a chad mod

Wach's Mojo is crafting enough stories to fit a whole list

They could give my years in here a lesson: ain't been a single miss

You'd only need a retirement blog to leave me feeling down

'Cause I sympathize with CE on wanting more of you around

Whether in height or dick size, you come up way too Big, Brother

Getting every user drawn to your work like it's Gabriel's covers

Runs his own camp like a champ, sucks you have to babysit

Littering pricks oughta know you're not one to be taking shit

I usually tell folks where to go, but with you I'll refrain

Since you got the place for writing Kings right by moving to #Maine

Wachowman:

Guess my murders about to take place, is that the reason you were dispatched?

Cause in any bookers point of view you vs me’s a simple squash match!

Who wouldn’t want to watch that? Any ABoN battle surely has the crowd popping loud,

Luna may not like when I spoil shit but your Round 1 streak ain’t stopping now!

Wish I had you in my stories cause Abons lines are never skipped,

But I guess not Wiki Kombat since all your interactions end in Friendship.

Gets ABunchOfNumbers from girls and votes, I’ve never seen a star so over!

You’re 10/10 like todays date! (This was written on the tenth of October)

I couldn’t have you as a co, there’s so much you could teach me,

Good thing I like being bottom, someone like you can’t be beneath me.

I’m not expecting to get too far, you’ve been killing it since your debut,

Yeah I’m liberal but this may be the one time I ask you all to Back The Blue!

ABunchofNumbers:

Against the Deadliest rapper present, how can I have a win?

If my part's Lionheart then shit, you must be my Saladin!

Cyan was fine as a replacement, but this GOAT's top notch

So take the "ow" out of your name 'cause you're never Over, Wach

I'm only posing in these tourneys. No pimp, I'm a groupie

You're only posing in a wetsuit. Man's swimming in pussy

Recreates flows and styles; comedy just gets more clever

Like you're another Weird Al that I could listen to forever

See, I can't be conceited. Your streak is undefeated

You bodybag me on a parody that's not even completed!

Wrestling pro makes matches tight with no need for a cage

When talking best thing on the site, you and I are on the same page

Wachowman:

You really are a man that could satisfy all of my needs,

Dating you would be my best catch, forget all of my shinies.

I can’t do you justice in two verses, it’d take blogs to fit what I’d have to say,

You’re stunning without the gun and can put me in cuffs any day.

If you joined back then you’d be another User that passed me on the Admin ladder,

You have flair like Flair but I think your retirement was sadder.

Your raps leave us hungry for more, maybe unless you're Jake

But fuck Pi, looking you up and down makes me want some cake.

I love your attitude too, your ass ain’t the only thing my eye caught,

Dropped out of college? Who cares?! That’s much further than I got.

It was an honor to face you ABoN, anything you’re in is fun,

And if I’m honest, your name’s misleading, I only see you as Number 1.

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