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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 16 days ago
1

R.L. Stine vs The Crypt Keeper - h



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beatus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS6Ikw4xeW0









  • 1 The Crypt Keeper:
  • 2 R.L. Stine:
  • 3 Crypt Keeper:
  • 4 R.L. Stine:
  • 5 Crypt Keeper:
  • 6 R.L. Stine:


The Master of Scary-moanies will massacre this musick-cull!

Come to slit a freakstyle, writing Li-torture so beautiful!

Opposite of haunted masks, your face would put off any dude

When I say "boils and ghoul" I'm referring to you!

I saw your photo and thought they used a cursed camera

I was mis-slayken, you just look like a walking cadaver!

Oh the eeriest page of your books was easily the blurb!

You tried to go Bananas, but couldn't ap-peel to teenagers!

So split! I pushed the ghoulpost for the screamwriters' part!

Monster Blood? B Positive, maybe fifth time's the harm!

Seems Rot Surlyng here lost his spirit and …












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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 16 days ago
1

Michelle Obama Lunches vs MREs

hi Redinosaur/dylan here:

i wrote this in 2 hours because i realized its the fool's day and i haven't written something in a bit and i thought it'd be funny

hopefully i'll put out something else for when i returned from the shadow realm

shoutout to Obamabot for letting my series grace his account for the time being.

anyway let's get the show on the road



  • 1 MREs:
  • 2 Michelle Obama Lunches:
  • 3 MREs:
  • 4 Michelle Obama Lunches:


Call this Menu 2 because this Beef will be Shredded

I'm packing 1300 calories you just throw kids lettuce

Department of Defense but I don't need any from this dick

You'll be served on styrofoam, broken up in microplastics

It's the MRE MC, bringing Flameless Heat since '93

The only fire you bring is from minimum wage employees

Who try to cook …




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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 20 March
1

The Headless Horseman vs The Flying Dutchman - EEEEEEEEVIL RAP BATTLES 😈

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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 16 March
2

The Pied Piper vs Nosferatu



FUCK

its people who can control rats and they're from German origin


beat: https://youtu.be/7hZ_LFMn5Oo?si=zFVrzsdrB6WAtQ8q





  • 1 Pied Piper:
  • 2 Count Orlok:
  • 3 Pied Piper:
  • 4 Count Orlok:
  • 5 Pied Piper:
  • 6 Count Orlok:


Who's that vainful and raging pain in your right incisor

Who saved his mayor's place from the plague of rife micers?

Title's mine! Nobody's playing the Pied Piper

Fighting blights who were slain in flames by sunrise's curse

Ain't your heart but I sure staked the right vitals

But you can bite me in the place the sun nein shines tho!

Drinking must be difficult with a face so blood-curdling

Set for town and your nose arrived a week early!

Yeah you're emptying vessels, by killing sea shipmen

And you can read these disses if you wanna see-sickness!

I'll burn you …









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Obamabot 3000 Obamabot 3000 11 March
3

sonic.EXE vs RED


This is the one with the creepypastas.

red sprites by cosbydaf

sonic sprites from sonic (the game)


I should pre-empt this by saying I got a bit overzealous and uploaded a screencap of a very infamous threat Red says in NES Godzilla. Out of context in the upload log I imagine it looked really bad so it got deleted and I really don't want to see what happens if I try to upload it again. I really did have it coming tbh. if you've read the original story you can probably infer what the quote was when you read the lyric

lemon bitchmade

\ without further ado here's further ado vs further ad



VERSUS


beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivWoMfwTWE


  • 1 Sonic.EXE
  • 2 RED:
  • 3 Sonic.EXE
  • 4 Quiz Level:
  • 5 RED:
  • 6 Sonic.EXE
  • 7 RED:


(0:00)

It seems a new toy has entered my land, Tom

Bu…








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