R.L. Stine vs The Crypt Keeper - h
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beatus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS6Ikw4xeW0
- 1 The Crypt Keeper:
- 2 R.L. Stine:
- 3 Crypt Keeper:
- 4 R.L. Stine:
- 5 Crypt Keeper:
- 6 R.L. Stine:
The Master of Scary-moanies will massacre this musick-cull!
Come to slit a freakstyle, writing Li-torture so beautiful!
Opposite of haunted masks, your face would put off any dude
When I say "boils and ghoul" I'm referring to you!
I saw your photo and thought they used a cursed camera
I was mis-slayken, you just look like a walking cadaver!
Oh the eeriest page of your books was easily the blurb!
You tried to go Bananas, but couldn't ap-peel to teenagers!
So split! I pushed the ghoulpost for the screamwriters' part!
Monster Blood? B Positive, maybe fifth time's the harm!
Seems Rot Surlyng here lost his spirit and …
Michelle Obama Lunches vs MREs
hi Redinosaur/dylan here:
i wrote this in 2 hours because i realized its the fool's day and i haven't written something in a bit and i thought it'd be funny
hopefully i'll put out something else for when i returned from the shadow realm
shoutout to Obamabot for letting my series grace his account for the time being.
anyway let's get the show on the road
- 1 MREs:
- 2 Michelle Obama Lunches:
- 3 MREs:
- 4 Michelle Obama Lunches:
Call this Menu 2 because this Beef will be Shredded
I'm packing 1300 calories you just throw kids lettuce
Department of Defense but I don't need any from this dick
You'll be served on styrofoam, broken up in microplastics
It's the MRE MC, bringing Flameless Heat since '93
The only fire you bring is from minimum wage employees
Who try to cook …
The Headless Horseman vs The Flying Dutchman - EEEEEEEEVIL RAP BATTLES 😈
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The Pied Piper vs Nosferatu
FUCK
its people who can control rats and they're from German origin
beat:
https://youtu.be/7hZ_LFMn5Oo?si=zFVrzsdrB6WAtQ8q
- 1 Pied Piper:
- 2 Count Orlok:
- 3 Pied Piper:
- 4 Count Orlok:
- 5 Pied Piper:
- 6 Count Orlok:
Who's that vainful and raging pain in your right incisor
Who saved his mayor's place from the plague of rife micers?
Title's mine! Nobody's playing the Pied Piper
Fighting blights who were slain in flames by sunrise's curse
Ain't your heart but I sure staked the right vitals
But you can bite me in the place the sun nein shines tho!
Drinking must be difficult with a face so blood-curdling
Set for town and your nose arrived a week early!
Yeah you're emptying vessels, by killing sea shipmen
And you can read these disses if you wanna see-sickness!
I'll burn you …
sonic.EXE vs RED
This is the one with the creepypastas.
red sprites by cosbydaf
sonic sprites from sonic (the game)
I should pre-empt this by saying I got a bit overzealous and uploaded a screencap of a very infamous threat Red says in NES Godzilla. Out of context in the upload log I imagine it looked really bad so it got deleted and I really don't want to see what happens if I try to upload it again. I really did have it coming tbh. if you've read the original story you can probably infer what the quote was when you read the lyric
lemon bitchmade
\ without further ado here's further ado vs further ad
VERSUS
beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivWoMfwTWE
- 1 Sonic.EXE
- 2 RED:
- 3 Sonic.EXE
- 4 Quiz Level:
- 5 RED:
- 6 Sonic.EXE
- 7 RED:
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It seems a new toy has entered my land, Tom
Bu…