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FCvsMZ

Hi there, another battle finished finally. This time its between the cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, and the chinese dictator/communist Mao Zedong. No time to waste let's go already!


Cast:[]

Nice Peter as Fidel Castro

Timothy Delaghetto as Mao Zedong

EpicLLOYD as Raúl Castro (cameo)

Dante Cimadamore as Che Guevara (cameo)

The Battle:[]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

MAO ZEDONG!...

...VS...

...FIDEL CASTRO!

BEGIN!

Castro:[]

Allow me to dictate this battle to my victory/

Your birth made your parents christmas a tragedy!

Like my cigars, I’ll smoke you, it’ll be my treat/

This chairman is so scared, he’s back at his seat!

Everybody says you’re an disgrace for everything you did!/

And I would’ve outrapped you even when I was a kid!

Wanna start a war with me? America couldn’t even harm me!/

After I’m done here, you’ll truly getting a red army!

Zedong:[]

You got some nerve to say that stuff right in my face/

You’re old! Retire and let your brother take your place!

You’re all bark and no bite, don’t act so big/

But then again, you’re stupid as a bay of pigs!

You look kinda fat Castro, I’ll let you starve for a few days/

Marx and Lenin must be so proud of you too, ha! J-F-K!

I’ll mark my territory over your whole nation/

Then you should prepare yourself for your Castr-ation!

Castro:[]

You better stop talking like you’re in some higher class/

Before I shove my Iron fist straight up your ass!

Watch as I turn Mao Zedong into my bitch slave!/

Then I torture him, killing him and spit on his grave!

Zedong:[]

You’re just an in-Fidel, who can’t rap for shit/

The only thing you can actually beat is Che Guevara’s dick!

I’m disappointed you were supposed to be a threat/

I’ll burned you so bad yet I still see that you’re wet!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?

ALREADY PLANNED!

EEEEEPIC *GUN SOUND* Hey dude, watch it...RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Poll[]

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