Since the battle between Trump and Biden is coming up, I decided to make my own battle. I made it unbiased, because of what happened in 2016, and, that's about it, let's start the battle!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Trump: As your president, it is my duty to keep America great
So, my supporters, let's set this sleepy old child sniffer straight!
Let's start off by naming all the accomplishments I've made in 4 years
I've built a beautiful wall and stopped ISIS in my entire career.
Now, let's see, what have you done, Sleepy Joe?
Oh, nothing but taking Amtrak and hanging on Epstein's island, so...
Anyway, do you know why my last name is Trump?
Well, it's because I'll trump you with my Trump card, you old dump!