"Shocking News" - Danganwiki: Convention Carnage
Jason was tense, pale in the face and clenching his jaw. As he explained the details of the autopsy to Flatts and myself, I noticed him grinding his teeth. It was very clear that he was furious but terrified, not knowing what to do and frustrated with the case. I still didn’t know the extent of his relationship with the victims, but it was evident that their deaths stirred him up. “So all in all, 27 slashes. No doubt from the scalpel found at the scene of the crime,” he let out a deep sigh and paused for a minute. “The scalpel, of course, coming from the infirmary. Someone must have broken in and stole it to carry out the murder.” Jason looked unnerved that a tool he was so familiar with was used to kill someone so close to them. “The cuts…
Wiki Jeopardy!
This is Wiki Jeopardy! Here are today's contestants.
A former chat moderator, Rae!
A tourney finalist, Jake!
And the one and only, Monty!
And now, here is your host of Wiki Jeopardy!, Amy Kelly!
Thank you, myself! We got a treat for you guys today. I'm a huge fan of Jeopardy! and last night I had the brilliant idea to host a game of my own for some good ol' wiki peeps here. I told the people in CW's Discord server about it and got our three contestants to sign up. We held the game in a small groupchat and had ourselves a blast, and now it's being syndicated to this blog for the rest of you to enjoy! So have fun watching our three contestants -- Rae, Jake, and Monty -- work through some fun and confusing clues, as we start our first round.
We'll be de…
PaRappa the Rapper vs Snoop Dogg
I don't even know the last time I wrote a battle that wasn't a HaV but here we fuckin go y'all
Today, we've got a battle to settle who's the best rapper: g-funk legend Snoop Dogg or PaRappa, a rapping dog. This battle was initially planned to be a part of Wonder's Epic Rap Battles of Video Games vs History and I was meant to guest write for it, but since he and the series is inactive, I adopted the battle to finish it! I did the same thing with Jack the Ripper vs Slender Man so basically I'm just stealing all of Matt's shit at this point.
Dark Cyan vs TKandMit
Sure, I never won a tourney. You really think I'm gonna quit?
You "retired" 'cause you peaked early and could never fuckin' match it!
I’m churning out my best work in years while you're reveling in the past!
"Guys, I beat Jake by one vote! I'm as good as Jude and Flats!"
This dude’s a hack! Cyanwrites? You're more like Cyanplagiarizes
Taking pride in having no material and ripping off emo vampire franchises!
Boasting 'bout your brony-ness ‘cause you being boring is so stable
I'm traveling coast to coast, you couldn't bring a coaster to the table!
Who won?!
Who cares!
You decide!
Jack the Ripper vs Slender Man. Epic Rap Battles of Heroes and Villains
Time for a semi-annual update to this series lmao
Today we got two mysterious and "faceless" -- so to speak -- killers, one fictional and one all too real. Internet phenomena and cultural influence Slender Man goes tentacle to toe with London serial killer Jack the Ripper. I've already used Jack in this series back in season one in an ehhh battle against the Zodiac Killer, and figured since it's been four years that I could put out a better battle with him in it. I've also previously gone on record and said that I wouldn't use Creepypasta characters in this series but also decided fuck it.
This battle was originally conceived about three years ago, meant to be an installment of Wonder's Epic Rap Battles of Video Games vs History. Wonder brought m…